"Where the hell am I like Monkey King?"

Cui Shi threw away the book of life and death in his hand, and he was not in a hurry to ask for that special volume, so he clarified this embarrassing question first.

In the Journey to the West, when the Four Sages tried their Zen hearts, Ai Ai said to himself, Wukong, you are very good.

Later, in the real prison, Manjushri also said the same thing, and said it more explicitly, claiming that you are Sun Wukong, but because you haven't found the golden hoop stick, you haven't turned back into the Monkey King with boundless power.

Let's not talk about it here, the big ghosts and little ghosts are all respectful and respectful as if they have met their grandfather, and they don't look like they're pretending. Heavenly Tushi Palace, Taishang Laojun seems to mean the same thing.

But here's the problem!

Those gatekeepers, security guards, and alchemy Taoists in the Tushi Palace didn't think I was Sun Wukong when they saw me. All kinds of demons and monsters in the Journey to the West world, including Zhu Bajie, who has dealt with Sun Wukong, will not think that I am Sun Wukong.

Manjushri Laojun and the others are of high rank, so they will not discuss it for the time being.

But Judge Cui is just a low-level civil servant, why do you think so?

"Great Sage, this ...... You don't need to say it explicitly, do you?"

Judge Cui's smiling face was a little embarrassed, and if he could not offend this evil god, try not to offend.

"Say!"

Cui Shi was willing to let it go easily, and his eyes widened.

"We look at people in the underworld, not by their appearance. ”

Judge Cui reluctantly explained: "Although the Great Sage has changed your appearance, who in the Three Realms does not know that the Great Sage is good at seventy-two changes, and the problem of this image really can't explain anything. Our underworld looks at the soul and spirit body, and it has its own set of special methods, which were given by the Jade Emperor. That's why the Great Sage, you have come to the underworld again and again...... Inspect the work, how can I admit that I am wrong......"

"What method?"

Cui Shi frowned and said, "I have the word 'monkey' engraved on my head?" Do you have a mirror here, take it for myself!"

"Not really. ”

Judge Cui said with a smile: "I can't explain the specific sentence or two, let's just say it, don't say that you have become what you are now, even if you become a fly and mosquito, as long as you come to the underworld with a soul body, I can recognize you at a glance as the Monkey King who made trouble in the Heavenly Palace back then." ”

Cui Shi sat on a chair, playing with the judge's pen in his hand, and didn't speak for a long, long time.

The force of the impact is a bit overwhelming.

I'm not a monkey!

How could I be a monkey?!

As an aspiring young man in the 21st century, as a glorious prison people's policeman, Cui Shi has always rejected the conclusion of this cheating father.

But it is said that if there are too many falsehoods, they can gradually become more and more true.

Besides, in this matter, as for using the power of Manjushri Bodhisattva, Taishang Laojun, and other powers, to jointly tell a lie and make a joke with my little prison police?

The little insistence in Cui Shi's heart is becoming more and more fragile.

What the hell am I ...... Is it really a monkey?

No matter who it is, it is difficult to accept such terrifying news immediately, and it may not be surprising to digest it for a year and a half.

Taishang Laojun said this, and now the judge has come up with a method given by the Jade Emperor to distinguish souls, and they all think that they are Sun Wukong.

Lie down in a big groove!

lived to be twenty-six years old, Journey to the West grew up since I was a child, I didn't even know that I was actually the Monkey King?!

You're trying to kill me and inherit my legacy, right?

I'm Monkey King...... Brother is the Monkey King...... Lao Tzu is the Monkey King......

Depend on!!!

Okay, whether it's Sun Wukong or Sun Wuhan, let's put it first.

The most important thing now is to get Chihiro back and trust her...... You don't dislike me for being a monkey, do you?

His grandma's!

I'm the Monkey King, and I still suffer from this bird anger?!

I think that in order to Bi Ma Wen, he went down to heaven and set up the flag of Monkey King in Huaguo Mountain. I thought that in order not to attend, I made a big fuss about the Pan Tao Party back then, and ate the Nine Turns Golden Pill in the Tushi Palace. I want to talk eloquently in the face of Rulai, and I soaked in the hands of a pee.

And today, Sun Wukong's girlfriend was arrested, can you believe it?!

It's called riding to the neck and!

I am a Monkey King, and I have never suffered this grievance in my eight lifetimes. Even if it has been pressed under the Five Elements Mountain for five hundred years, it is still alive and kicking when it jumps out.

"Speed, bring me that bird roll!"

The first thing Cui Shi said when he came back to his senses was to slap the table and shout.

I'm dizzy.

Judge Cui's eyes darkened, thinking to himself, why are you unreasonable, I have said a lot of good things, why can't you listen to it.

"Great Sage, this ......"

"Less!

Cui Shi jumped out of the house one by one, picked up a pillar on the side of the road that was used to place the spirit lamp, played around twice in his hand and felt that the weight and thickness were appropriate, pointed to the ghost judgment from afar, and shouted:

"Have you forgotten the fear of being dominated by my grandson?"

Since you all agree that I am the Monkey King, this big signboard does not need to be used in vain. It is estimated that the old ghosts here were beaten with sticks back then. In order to find Chihiro, this force must be pretended today!

Sure enough, Cui Shi, who had a street lamp pole in his hand, was vaguely the Sun Xing who even dared to beat the prince of Yama with a golden hoop stick, and countless old ghosts who had experienced horror back then trembled and found a place to hide.

Meng Po directly threw away the soup in her hand and hid behind the Wangxiang Tower. Judge Cui held the judge's pen in his hand, and he wanted to find a place to cat, but Hades was not at home, and he was in charge of the overall work, and he could not be too cowardly. Black and white impermanence is that the little characters have never been beaten that time, but seeing that everyone is performing like this, they slipped away faster than anyone else......

"Great Sage!"

The judge's pen in Judge Cui's hand trembled, and he shouted loudly: "Let me tell you the truth, there is no Liu Qianxun you are looking for on that special scroll...... I just showed you this, this person doesn't exist at all!"

you, old ghost, are you looking for a beating?

My brother has been single for more than 20 years and it's easy to find a girlfriend, but now he has been arrested, and the ins and outs haven't been found out yet, you just give me a person who doesn't exist?

Why have I been in an ambiguous relationship with the air for a month?

It's too much of a deception!

I dare to make a big fuss in Tushi Palace, and beat you cunning ghost who doesn't tell the truth!

took a step forward, picked up the street lamp in his hand, and was ruthless at Judge Cui.

"Great Sage Mo do it!"

Judge Cui dared to take it hard, and rolled on the spot to avoid the edge.

Belch!

The power of the Great Sage, after a thousand years, can still deter the Netherworld!

Cui Shi was carrying a lamppole in his hand, and he couldn't help but be a little leisurely. Am I really the monkey who beat the Three Realms and created a god-like record?

Ah!!

In a trance, I suddenly felt an extremely violent, slightly familiar stinging pain suddenly appear in my brain.

What's more, at the critical moment, this damn out-of-body sequelae has been committed again......