Chapter 412: Bombers
I've been dizzy by Zhang Fei, I feel that my brain is not enough, isn't it after I remember that Nagasaka Slope was after the swearing? I hurriedly said: "Third brother, you are mistaken, after we bow down, you can guard the Changban Slope, don't you remember?" â
"Is there such a thing? How come I don't remember? I just remember that we haven't bowed yet, so let's go and worship! Zhang Fei looked at me longingly, my special mother was going crazy, she was really a little anxious, she just wanted to scold, Li Yiling suddenly said: "Go, go and worship, let's find a peach tree!" He winked at me.
I immediately understood what Li Yiling meant, a psychopath like Zhang Fei, the reason doesn't make sense, I can only coax to come, I also feel impatient, and said to Zhang Fei: "Yes, yes, let's go and worship, Taoyuan three knots, but there must be a peach tree, there is nothing to worship without a peach tree, I will take you to find it." â
Zhang Fei said happily: "No need, I know there is a peach tree, I'll take you there!" After speaking, he turned around, waved the broom in his hand and ran forward, the buddy breathed a sigh of relief, finally passed this level, and hurriedly walked forward, Li Yiling caught up and whispered to me: "Mr. Lang, follow them." â
I was still puzzled and asked Li Yiling: "Little brother, when we swept the building before, we didn't find anything, it was very clean, I went home to ask Wu Lao Liu about the situation, and it took more than two hours to come back and forth, why did Zhang Fei come out?" And you can also see, he has an aura on him, I can't get close to him at all, as long as he goes to that station, he will block the corridor tightly, and he can't get through it at all, what the hell is going on? â
"I don't know, Mr. Lang. Just let it be, what else? This is a psychiatric hospital. Those who die are mentally ill, and those who become ghosts are mentally ill. What's more, the black cat sheriffs are all out, what else is there to be strange about? Don't think like normal people, just follow them. â
I nodded, knowing that now was not the time to ponder this, and I somewhat understood what to do, and walked forward, and saw that the room in the corridor was the same as when we walked before, the doors were open, and they were all pushed open by me and Li Yiling before. I was looking for someone before, but after pushing the door open, it didn't close.
The light of the moon was projected through the window, and the sight was surprisingly good, and after walking through two rooms, suddenly three more ghosts appeared in front of him, and one of them muttered: "Woo woo woo woo...... and ran around the corridor with his arms outstretched, and two people one under his left arm. One was under his right arm, bent to run and spin in circles......
The scene was quite funny, and Zhang Fei passed through the three ghosts. I didn't want to disturb people's pleasant play, but when I got to a distance of about a meter in front of the three ghosts, I couldn't move forward. I felt that aura again, not evil. But there is zĂ i, as if to protect these ghosts from being violated. Or to protect us, in short, so that the living cannot get close.
There is a benefit, Zhang Fei ran away by himself, I stopped helplessly, and the three people in front of me whined...... The one who plays is called a hi skin, Ken Ben doesn't look at us, I really don't understand what the world of mental illness is like, I can only see the tricks and ask softly: "Hey, what are you doing?" â
Hearing my words, the ghost in the middle looked at me, paused, and then pouted and whined...... With his arms outstretched, he came over with two people, and stopped in front of me, still whining...... It was weird and funny, and I patiently asked, "What are you doing?" â
"Woo woo woo ......" the man in the middle pouted in response.
I really wanted to curse, but I held back and asked, "What are you guys playing with?" â
Woowoo...... The person in the middle is always woo-woo! But the man who was squatting under his left arm replied, "Can't you see what he is?" â
"I can't see what he is?"
"He's a bomber, we're flying." The person under the left arm told me in a serious way, and I bowed down, and the person in the middle stretched his arms back and whined in his mouth...... It's not like an airplane, it feels really interesting, but what does it mean to squat two people under the left and right arms? I didn't understand it, so I asked curiously, "Then what are you doing with the person on the right?" â
The man under his left arm looked at me with disdain and said, "We are bombs!" â
Burst! Li Yiling couldn't help but laugh out loud, my mother was about to cry, what is this, I looked at the three ghosts in front of me, and the middle one was still there...... Imitating the sound of the plane, the people on the left and right sides were honestly squatting, and I said helplessly: "Bomb, bomb, let me ask, why does the bomber ignore me." â
I really want to communicate with the bomber, because the girl blocked the road tightly, obviously he is the boss, if he doesn't fly away, the two bombs below will not leave, I should be no problem to ask, right? Who knew that the bomb rolled its eyes at me and said, "Silly B! Your bombers are going to talk,"
Li Yiling began to laugh, I couldn't cry or laugh, but the three goods in front of me were all looking at me harmlessly, and the bomber in the middle was always whining...... I suddenly had an idea, pointed to the empty room on the right and said, "That's Tokyo, and the command has an order to bomb the other party's palace." â
Tick! Tick...... The bomber in the middle ticked a few times, and I didn't know what it meant, and when I turned the corner, my mouth whined again...... With the scream, he ran towards the house over there with two bombs, and solved the bomber, and the buddy felt very witty, relieved, and hurriedly walked ahead.
Fuck it, Zhang Fei turned around and came back, waved the broom in his hand, and said to me: "Big brother, big brother, I found the peach tree, let's go and bow down, hurry up, or the peach tree will run away in a while!" â
I was stunned to see Zhang Fei come to my side, and turned my head to look at Li Yiling, when will it be a head if I continue to be entangled like this? Li Yiling shrugged at me helplessly, signaling that if it doesn't work, just slip away, buddy, let's run quickly, if this makes Zhang Fei endless, there is no need to find Wang Yun.
I wanted to run past Zhang Fei, but the aura around him was still there, and he almost didn't fall, Li Yiling hurriedly said, "If it doesn't work, go with him to see." Don't ink. â
In desperation, the buddy could only follow Zhang Fei to find the peach tree. Fortunately, Zhang Fei was very anxious and took us to trot. I ran through three or four rooms, and when I got into a room on the right, I saw a very young and beautiful woman, about thirty years old, wearing a striped hospital gown, standing in the middle of the room, her hands raised high, and her fingers kept moving. It should be the peach tree that Zhang Fei said, and sure enough, Zhang Fei pointed to the woman and said, "Big brother, the peach tree has been found, let's worship now!" â
I was in a cold sweat, I felt like a dream, I had never even dreamed of such an absurd scene, I really didn't expect that one day I would be a brother with a psychopath, at the feet of a woman. But in order to get rid of the entanglement, I couldn't care so much, so I hurriedly knelt at the woman's feet and said to Zhang Fei: "Hurry up and bow down." â
Zhang Fei also knelt down. But as stunned as if he hadn't heard my words, Li Yiling grinned and dubbed it. hummed softly: "This worship, the spring breeze is proud to meet a bosom friend." The peach blossoms also smiled at the altar, this worship. Protect the country, be generous, build the country, show talents, show talents, this worship, loyalty and courage, adversity and adversity will not be separated, this worship, life and death will not change, heaven and earth, sun and moon strengthen my feelings, spears in hand, swords shine, look at my brothers, stride towards the beacon smoke......"
The song of the Romance of the Three Kingdoms was sung from Li Yiling's mouth, it was called an ugly one, it seemed that he was deliberately watching a joke, and he took out his mobile phone to shoot it, I was helpless, so I couldn't hear it, who knew that Zhang Fei suddenly said to me: "Big brother, there are three people to worship, and the second brother hasn't come yet, aren't you waiting for him?" â
Li Yiling was stunned, and I was stunned, I suddenly laughed and said to Zhang Fei: "Who said that your second brother didn't come, you see, isn't your second brother by your side?" I pointed at Li Yiling with my hand, Li Yiling froze all of a sudden, and my buddy laughed happily, this is really the fast report of the present world, let the girl laugh at me just now, I whispered to him: "Little brother, don't do anything bad, hurry up and cooperate." â
"it!" Li Yiling scolded, Zhang Fei stood up, looked Yiling up and down, and asked suspiciously: "Second brother, why did your face turn white?" â
I'm afraid that Zhang Fei will dislike Li Yiling's face and turn white, and if he doesn't bow to him, it will be even more fucked, and he doesn't know when he wants to ink, so he hurriedly said: "Your second brother's face is not white, it's the wax that is anti-cold, hurry up and bow down, don't ink, it's not good to delay the auspicious time." â
"Yes, yes, the worship is a big deal, and it's not good to delay the auspicious time!" Zhang Fei suddenly realized, Li Yiling reluctantly walked up to me, knelt down, and whispered to me: "Why doesn't your special mother let Liuliu bow to you?" â
"I still have to shoot on June 6, don't talk nonsense, finish the worship early." After I finished speaking, Li Yiling was silent, Zhang Fei looked very excited, knelt straight at the woman, clasped his hands into fists and said: "Today under the peach tree, I, Zhang Fei, bow to my two elder brothers, not to be born in the same year and month, but to die in the same year and month......"
Who wants to die in the same month and year as him, the buddy said vaguely: "Don't want to be born in the same year and month, don't want to die in the same year and month......"
I'm worried that Zhang Fei next to me doesn't feel like it's enjoyable, and he said that he would fuck up if he didn't have incense, no wine, etc., but this Zhang Fei next to me has a rough personality, and he didn't think of this, and it is estimated that it is not easy to find this peach tree, and there is nothing to do, and it is finally over.
After the bowing, the three of us all stood up, all a little wide-eyed, not knowing what to do, especially Zhang Fei, who asked, "Big brother, what are you doing after the bowing?" â
I had an idea and shouted to him: "Third brother, Cao Cao has brought a million army to chase us, you quickly go to Changban Slope and stop Cao Cao and his million army." â
Zhang Fei's eyes lit up suddenly, and he hugged his fist at me and said, "De order, I'll go!" After speaking, he picked up the broom on the ground, pretended to pull the reins of the horse, as if he really had a horse, and then said in his mouth: "Drive!" "I slipped out of the house and went to Shounagasaka Slope.
Finally got rid of Zhang Fei, I couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, glanced at the woman in the peach tree, still with a stern face, didn't move, only two hands waved non-stop, that was to imitate the leaves blown by the wind, I dragged Li Yiling out of the house, hurriedly walked forward, didn't take two steps, suddenly the sound of a rooster crowing in the distance, and then the whole building suddenly fell silent, it was dawn! (To be continued......)
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