Chapter 696: World Record for Bullshit

In fact, the issue of the incident this time is very complicated.

This time, Mr. Niu said that it was because the interests of general travel agencies are basically linked to the local tourism bureau.

If the competition fee is low, the travel agency will definitely order all the tour guides to force tourists to buy things in order to make the price back.

Then the travel agencies and the local profiteers, as well as the tourist bureau, all got huge profits.

Therefore, the experts of the tourism bureau have to deal with not illegal travel agencies, because the illegal travel agencies were approved by these grandsons.

They have to deal with tourists.

As a result, the victims of this new regulation are tourists.

Not only have you been scammed, but you have also broken the law!

This is a typical bad ass method of passing the buck.

Even a fool can see this cat, so all the tourists from all over the world boycott it.

So the bezoar market, which is a demonstration point, burped.

The directors of the National Tourism Administration above can't sit still, and they want to introduce another new regulation to disgust people.

But they were approached by Ning Xiaobing.

On this day, in a building in the capital, the director of the state-level tourism bureau and more than a dozen leading experts under his command were in a meeting.

They are talking about how to exploit ordinary people.

They live in high-end places and drink the most expensive wines.

All of them are shaking their cups like dogs and learning fake foreign devils.

At this time, the door suddenly moved, and they didn't pay much attention.

It was Ning Xiaobing, and they had already used their internal strength to seal the door.

Then the boxes of gifts from others next to them burst into flames.

One by one, they all jumped up and rushed to the door together.

But they kept beating until their palms were bleeding and there was no movement outside.

Because this time Ning Xiaobing, they came with several little bees.

A small bee is responsible for stopping the fire system inside, so that the water above the ceiling inside cannot spray out.

so that they may be burned.

The other is responsible for constantly breathing fires and grilling their grandchildren.

There is also one who is responsible for guarding the door, so that no one outside can hear any noise coming from inside.

Suddenly, people outside saw smoke billowing from inside the conference room.

The bastards who were afraid of death all rushed out, regardless of whether the leader was dead or alive.

They ran to the bottom of the building. I thought of reporting a fire alarm.

After waiting for the fire alarm to jam the traffic for half an hour, I opened the door of the conference room and saw that there was no one alive inside.

So those leaders died in the line of duty.

The new leader was happy to take office, and first scolded the previous leader, and then began to abolish the overlord clause promulgated by the previous leader.

So the travel agency in Niuhuang City has made a comeback.

However, people are reluctant to go to the slaughter after discovering the benefits of road trips.

As a result, many travel agencies in Niuhuang City have closed down one after another.

On that day, Ning Xiaobing saw with his own eyes the presidents of 18 consecutive travel agencies jumping into the river and committing suicide.

One of them even sank a fishing boat.

On this day, Ning Xiaobing was watching a news. It talks about the entrance of a large restaurant in the field, and it is necessary to apply for a world record.

Balloon Two came over and said, "Which is the most boring and resource-wasting world record to apply for?" Depend on! ”

Ning Xiaobing felt that boring world record the most annoying, and once he saw two foreign hunk men applying for a world record of smashing a piano with a hammer.

Then he used two hammers to smash a piano worth hundreds of thousands.

Then the most boring organization in the world gave them an award.

At that time, Ning Xiaobing thought that if Red Apple knew that there was such a boring organization, he would definitely rush over and kill them all!

This time, Ning Xiaobing couldn't stand it.

Because that record is to fry one of the world's largest Yangzhou fried rice.

The Yangzhou fried rice is fried in a huge pot and then distributed to passers-by for free.

They're going to fry 5 tons!

Ning Xiaobing and Balloon No. 2 immediately stood up and rushed out.

Sakurako, who came back from shopping for groceries, asked them, "Where are you going?"

Ning Xiaobing said as he flew out, "Wait for me for a second!" ”

Sakurako was stunned and said, "It's been three seconds!" ”

A minute later, they were standing in front of the out-of-town hotel. One person was holding a bowl, drooling and waiting in line.

The cooks were all holding iron spoons more than ten meters long and frying rice.

Those pork, green onions, condiments, etc. were all poured down thousands of catties and thousands of catties.

After a few days of frying, they finally cooked it, and then began to distribute it to passers-by to taste.

Ning Xiaobing and the others were last in line, and watched the people in front of them start to eat.

The first passerby vomited after taking a bite!

Then several people vomited after eating it.

Ning Xiaobing and Balloon No. 2 were shocked.

Ning Xiaobing said: "What the hell is going on, quickly call the little bee to go over and take a look!" ”

They brought out three little bees.

So one went over to check it and came back and said that those fried rice were unhygienic and would kill people if they ate it!

"His grandmother's breasts!"

Ning Xiaobing and Balloon No. 2 both threw the plastic bowls in their hands on the ground.

The people behind them have also followed their example.

Then a whole bunch rushed up and shouted insults at the irresponsible chefs and bosses.

There is a bunch of crooked nuts waiting to be judged next to it. And then I'm handing out a certificate of that boring world record to the owner of the hotel.

But the thousands of people on this side were already rioting.

Many of the chefs were beaten to the point that they had long nosebleeds, and they were scared away one by one.

Just let the people eat unhygienic food. Do you still want to apply for a world record?

The people were so angry that they were shouting that they wanted to throw the boss down and cook it.

The owner of the restaurant immediately threw away the bullshit certificate of the world record in his hand and ran away.

Many people took the opportunity to rush in and smash his broken shop.

Ning Xiaobing: They also took the opportunity to smash a few TVs.

When they were done, they went back laughing one by one.

When the boss came back in the middle of the night, he found that all the employees were scared away!

All the tables, chairs, pots and pans in his dining room, even the electric fan and the air conditioner were looted!

The boss immediately fainted and fell to the ground.

Those people are taking advantage of the fire to rob one by one.

So no one ate the big pot of Yangzhou fried rice.

After the next day, he was pulled by the relevant departments to feed the pigs.

The boss cried and went to the insurance company to claim compensation.

But the scoundrel of the insurance company said that he was to blame and didn't want to lose money!

The manager of the insurance company also asked the security guard to beat him out with a throwing stick!

The restaurateur cried again and went to the local police to call the police.

But the police say no more. You can go out of business in peace.

Next, the second senior brother who ate his Yangzhou fried rice also had an accident, so the owners of those restaurants sent more than a hundred people to find the boss's bad luck.

So the hapless boss emigrated. (To be continued......)