Chapter 25: Greasy on the plane
Nagarjuna was so gifted that as a child, he heard a brahmin recite the scriptures, and after several times, he was able to recite them.
After the age of twenty, he had read almost all the scriptures of astronomy, geography, mathematics, and Brahmanas and the various ways, and his understanding was quite strong, so he became famous in his youth.
He had a few friends of the same age, all of whom were very knowledgeable.
One day, everyone discussed: We have understood all the scriptures in the world, but now we just haven't learned spells, and we can't be happy.
Soon they heard that a warlock knew how to do stealth, so they went to the door to ask for advice. The sorcerer saw that they were young and had bad motives, and did not want to teach. They begged so hard that the sorcerer could not pester, so he gave each of them a pill and said, "In a secluded place, grind the pill with water and apply it around your eyes, and people will not see you." Nagarjuna tried the grinding on the spot, carefully discerned the smell of the pill, and said to the warlock, "You have shared seventy medicinal synthesis, right?" The warlock was amazed and asked him how he knew. Nagarjuna said, "I was discerning from the smell. ”
The warlock was so impressed that he had to be cautious about using this technique.
Nagarjuna and the other four relied on stealth techniques, and since then they have often been in and out of the palace and have fun with their passions.
More than 100 days later, some of the beauties in the palace were pregnant.
The king was furious and rebuked him severely. The concubines wept and said, "It's not that we are unchaste, it's that there are demons in our sleep." ”
The king summoned his ministers to counsel. An old minister said: "There are two possibilities for such things, one is to worship ghosts, and the other is to make trouble by warlocks.
His Majesty can send a few shrewd people to secretly guard behind the palace gate, if it is a sorcerer, there are always signs to be revealed, and they can be removed with weapons; If it is a demon, although there is no sign, it can be destroyed with a charm. ”
The king immediately complied.
Soon someone came to report that it was the work of the warlock. The king immediately sent hundreds of warriors to close the palace gates, wave swords in their hands, and slash in the sky.
The three Brahmin sorcerers were killed, but Nagarjuna, who did not manifest himself and hid behind the king's back with bated breath, finally escaped with his life.
After receiving this strict teaching, Nagarjuna woke up and thought of what the Buddha said: "Greed is the root of all suffering and calamity, and every thing that leads to the loss of virtue and death is caused by it." So he made up his mind to take refuge in Buddhism.
Thinking of this, Ning Xiaobing suddenly said, "Do you kid want me to become a monk?" Well? ”
"Don't talk nonsense, did you find that function?"
The doctor below looked up, only to see Ning Xiaobing, who was in the air, suddenly disappearing under the blue sky.
The Doctor had been to some of the big cities in the north, where there was smog every day, the sky was gray, and there was no blue sky or white clouds.
He now looked at the blue sky above his head and knew that those who went north were really hard.
He once heard a man who went north say that his sorrow was coming.
"When I was about to graduate, the teacher told us: If you can, you can stay in your hometown to work and start a business after graduation, and you have to go too far, otherwise even if you finally fight day and night to get an annual salary of two or three hundred thousand yuan, you will find that the classmates who stay in their hometown also have a house, a car and a decent job, enjoy the fun of low consumption in their hometown, go to their mother-in-law or mother-in-law's house all day long, have nothing to do with their mother, and drink with friends and colleagues in various periods every three or five times. Every morning, I kicked the accelerator to the unit, and went to the so-called big city you like on holidays, and after the trip, I would lie in bed and say that I was still comfortable at home! ”
“…… At the same time, you are taking an annual salary of two or three hundred thousand yuan to the boss to do a job of 500,000 yuan, you enjoy high consumption, you rent a house, you are single, you have something to do and can only rush up to solve it yourself, you go home two or four times a year, every time you have to keep up with tens of thousands of people to grab tickets in order to stay in the past few days, and then you are busy with big bags and small bags, and every time you leave, you feel that your parents are old again. ”
"If you count the two or four times a year, there should be less than a hundred times left, and I think back to my childhood...... Do you want to go home...... Can...... It's a little late, and returning to your hometown means giving up so many years of hard work, which means going back to the year you just graduated and starting from scratch, so you don't dare, so you booked a ticket to leave......"
In the past, the doctor thought that this was exaggerated, and he couldn't understand it, but since he was rescued from abroad, he realized that he was so happy to look at the blue sky!
He couldn't see Ning Xiaobing, but he knew that he must be on the way to the airport now.
"Precious! Xiao Bing! ”
Ning Xiaobing had already flown out a long way away.
Gou Wumian, who was anxiously waiting in the airport, almost quarreled with Xiao Yunyun.
"I said don't buy a ticket so fast! You have to buy it! It's only been 40 minutes, where can Xiao Bing catch up? He can't fly! ”
Xiao Yunyun said: "Don't you say that there are no other tickets!" It's the peak tourist season! It's not like you don't know! ”
Looking at the flow of people coming and going in front of him, Gou Wumian suddenly felt dizzy.
He hasn't been out in years, and now he's a bit of a social phobia!
"What's wrong with you? Isn't it uncomfortable? ”
"I, I, I...... I want to go! ”
"Then you should hurry up!"
I saw that Gou Wumian threw the burden to her and ran to the bathroom in a wolf manner.
After Gou Wumian finished pulling, as soon as he came out, he saw Ning Xiaobing standing beside Xiao Yunyun with a soda!
"How can you come so quickly? I thought you weren't in time to get your ticket refunded! ”
Ning Xiaobing smirked and said, "Hehe, let's get on the plane first, the plane is about to take off!" ”
So Xiao Yunyun pulled them together and ran to the registration office.
When he passed the security check just now, Ning Xiaobing was not suspected by anyone, and a female security inspector also took the opportunity to touch his chest muscles a few times.
When they arrived at the airport, they hurriedly got on the plane, and under the guidance of the attendant, they came to the high-class business first class.
They saw that the first-class cabin above was almost full, and sure enough, there were no seats left.
So they sat down together in the corner of the back row.
Ning Xiaobing sat down comfortably, he closed his eyes and said in enjoyment, "Ouch, ouch! It's so comfortable! I didn't have such a good treatment last time! ”
The last time he was in a hurry to save the doctor, he hurriedly bought a ticket for a regular class, where the environment was cramped, and he was very dissatisfied.
"Every time I go out on a plane in the future, I have to do first class!"
Ning Xiaobing secretly swore an oath.
Anyway, what he has now is money, and he can spend whatever he wants.
Xiao Yunyun came over with a smile and said, "How did you get here?" Let's talk about it! ”
So Ning Xiaobing told the two of them about his newly installed stealth and flight functions.
Gou Wumian was stunned, "Is this true?" These two features are very difficult to install! ”
Ning Xiaobing stretched out his hand, and as soon as the stealth function was activated slightly, that hand disappeared out of thin air in front of them!
"Wow! That's amazing! ”
Xiao Yunyun touched his hand and still there, but she just couldn't see it.
Ning Xiaobing saw a flight attendant coming over with her buttocks twisted, so she showed her shape.
Gou Wumian said in surprise: "Haha, you have such a developed function, and great things can be achieved in the future!" ”
Ning Xiaobing could have gone abroad alone, but he didn't have a real ID card, so if he went to a regular bank abroad to apply for a card, it would be impossible.
So you have to go out in person.
Xiao Yunyun suddenly said, "Xiao Bing! Don't tell anyone about us! ”
Gou Wumian asked, "What secrets can you have between you?" Are you hiding it from me? ”
Xiao Yunyun immediately lifted a mineral water bottle and slammed his head!
"Ouch!"
The customers and flight attendants on the opposite side immediately looked over.
Gou Wumian begged them to tell the secret.
So Xiao Yunyun told them about burning Mr. Li's wooden factory together.
"You two are so! What if you get caught? Mr. Li is just a little **! Thus you punish him! It's too much! ”
Xiao Yunyun said disdainfully: "What's there?" He has done a lot of bad things, he has corrupted the atmosphere of society, which would have been immersed in the pig cage in ancient times! ”
Ning Xiaobing said: "Now that the danger is lurking, I have to use infrared to reconnoiter whether there are any bombs and prohibited items on this plane!" ”
When he was halfway through it, he suddenly said, "Can you keep lizards on this plane?" There are so many of them! ”