Chapter 246: If You Don't Surrender Again, I'll Send My Used ...... to Your House Every Day
PS: This chapter is extremely high-energy, children under the age of 18 should not watch it secretly accompanied by their parents. In addition, today's one more, more words.
"Hahahaha!" A stupid girl in a middle two puppet suit crossed her hands on her hips and laughed wildly at the sky, "New Demonic Beast, are you kneeling down to beg me for mercy?" β
"Damn, I'm going to give you one last chance." Chu Cheng stood up, he had already said this for the third time, "Surrender!" β
"No, never!" The girl's eyes are very firm, and she is a real hero, looking at death as home.
"Don't force me to transform! I'm so powerful after my transformation! I'll be able to knock you down in one fell swoop! Listen to me and surrender! β
"Then you change! I want to see how good you are! β
"After I transform, there will be a strange smell on my body, and if you fight with me, even you will be infected with this strange smell! Listen to me and surrender! β
"Don't be afraid! It's a big deal, it's a pig rubbing! I'll take a shower 10 more times! β
"If you don't surrender again, I'll send you the X tube paper I used every day! Is that good? That's a lot of buckets! β
"Uh......h No, no, not afraid! Big deal, I'll buy a few more bottles of detergent! It's just a tube of paper...... Woo...... I, I surrender, don't send anything like that to my house! β
The girl in the puppet suit covered her head with her hands and knelt down, and the original momentum on her body was swept away.
It seems that even such a guy will have corresponding weaknesses. Students should remember that no one is invincible, and this is a profound example.
Chu Cheng breathed a sigh of relief. It's finally done.
He just said it casually, in fact, he wanted to squeeze a large bucket every day, do you think he is a cow? Moreover, he has changed his ways, freed his left and right hands, and the milk straw is now only allowed to drink directly, knowing that waste is a very shameful act.
But now he had another question, and in order to solve this question, he walked over, helped the girl up, and asked bluntly, "Why are you afraid of such things?" There are no men in this world. Then you probably haven't touched this thing before. β
"Who said there wasn't?" The girl in the Muppet suit pulled out a baby bottle from her pocket. At the top, it looked like a long, round cylinder, and pointed to the cloudy white liquid in the bottle and said, "This is a very popular artificial 'beep-' liquid on the market, and some Digimon couples are pursuing both physical and psychological pleasure." This is to spray the opponent's face as the attacking side when it is snapping. Mouth. Thoracic opening, outside the vaginal X tract, inside the vaginal X tract. The back acupuncture points, as well as all over the body, are important props that allow the recipient to enjoy an extremely wonderful psychological feeling. β
"Oh, I see."
Chu Cheng is worthy of being Chu Cheng, even if it involves some harmonious things, he is as steady as Mount Tai as usual, not moving like a mountain, and even he stretched out his hand to take the bottle in the hand of the girl in the puppet suit and take a closer look.
Although he has been an old man for a while, he really didn't know that there was such a thing on the market.
"No! Don't move, it's expensive! β
The girl in the puppet suit slapped Chu Cheng's hand away with a "snap", and carried the bottle in her arms as if it were precious.
"Okay...... Anyway, shouldn't you be afraid of this kind of thing? You look like you're so precious. Chu Cheng pushed his glasses expressionlessly, and when it came to the "key" props, his IQ went up all of a sudden.
"You don't understand...... "At this moment, it was the turn of the puppet girl to look at Chu Cheng with a look of contempt, "The artificial 'beep-' liquid is added with various industrial non-toxic essences, even if it is sprayed into the mouth and eaten in the stomach, there will be no nausea or discomfort, so this kind of thing is very popular with Digimon." β
"Oh, that's the case......" Chu Chengran nodded, "I thought you were stupid and naΓ―ve, but seeing that you are so knowledgeable, I really underestimate you." β
"Yes, this king is also outstanding in some aspects." A certain girl who was yellow inside and outside her body cocked her nose triumphantly, not ashamed, but proud.
"That's really Wishing you prosperity." Chu Cheng pushed his glasses again with a serious face, "Let me ask you another question, do you usually use this thing yourself, or do you find someone to use it with you?" β
"Isn't that nonsense? Who is eligible to use with this king? Of course, the king used it himself! The girl looked right.
"Oh, I see." Chu Cheng nodded.
Yes, he understood.
This girl can even talk to Chu Cheng about this kind of thing so unscrupulously, she is not only very stupid and naΓ―ve, but also very yellow and violent, and she doesn't know what shame X shame is.
"Yo Xi, that's all for the gossip, collect the troops, you go back with me to meet the vampire beast." Chu Cheng accompanied Wukong Beast Girl for a long time, and finally remembered the matter, "By the way, what's your name?" β
"Name? I'm called Wukong Beast! Wukong Beast Girl replied stupidly.
"Alas, forget it," Chu Cheng sighed, "You really live one day at a time!" β
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"What? Is there such a thing on the market? How did I not know before? β
After listening to Chu Cheng's words, the cup in her hand that was drinking water almost fell off.
"Quick, show me!"
Almost snatching the bottle, Eka snatched the bottle from Gokumon's hand and carefully examined the liquid inside the bottle.
She even planned to unscrew the mouth of the bottle, wanting to pour out the cloudy white liquid inside the bottle and touch it at zero distance.
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Seeing this, Gokumon was so anxious that English that he didn't even understand Digimon popped out of his mouth, and stepped forward to snatch back his precious life.
"Ahem......" Eka also realized that she was out of shape, and pretended to cough twice, "How come I've never heard of this thing on the market?" Is this a recent release? β
"Humph!" Gokumon turned his head and ignored her. But I guess Eika guessed correctly.
Chu Cheng complained on the side at the right time: "I think it's better to sell cuteness when you become a girl or wait until you become a girl, now you don't look like a monkey at all." β
"What!"
Wukong Beast got angry, she reached out and pulled the zipper on the side of the puppet suit on her body, and took off the entire puppet suit.
"And now!"
"......" Chu Cheng glanced at it carefully, and then pushed his glasses expressionlessly, "Remember to drink more papaya milk, and usually do more aerobic exercise, you don't look like you're developing at all." β
"Uh......" Wukong Beast Girl was stunned for a moment, and it took a while to react.
"Ahh
She screamed decisively. Putting the Muppet suit back on at flying speed.
It turned out that she didn't have any clothes in it. The flat chest and the ass that are not warped at all are completely presented in front of Chu Cheng and Eika.
"Ahem...... Get down to business. Eka coughed again, "Chu Cheng." You tell me the news. What is the meaning? β
Chu Cheng glanced at her strangely: "Why did your IQ get low?" Needless to say? Seize the market! Take someone to 'contract' the manufacturer company. Force them to sign a contract with us. This thing is so popular, how can we not get a piece of the pie? β
"No, I mean ......" Eka looked into Chu Cheng's eyes. With a smile in his eyes, "Why did you tell me the news, why didn't you do it yourself secretly?" β
"Oh, so you're asking this question, what else should I do......" Chu Cheng said as if he didn't care, "We're all so familiar, aren't my things yours?" What else do you divide from each other? And sooner or later it will be discovered by you anyway, so it's better to confess it sooner. Right? Wife. β
"Oh? Calling me so affectionately, are you attacking me? Eika's watery eyes flashed, "You should know that this is useless, I can't like someone again in my life." β
When she said the second half of the sentence, Eika's expression flashed a hint of loneliness for a moment, but she quickly recovered to her original state.
"Yes, I'm going to raid you, and I'm going to use all the time I have left in this world to raid you until you are all mine."
Chu Cheng stretched out his hand, hugged Eika's delicate waist tightly, and kissed her pretty face fiercely.
Eka broke free, but Chu Cheng hugged him to death, so he had to sigh and lie in his arms obediently.
"Hey, hey, hey, you're here when I don't exist!"
At one side, there was the disgruntled scream of a girl in a puppet costume.
"Don't bully me for being stupid, I'm not ignorant of anything!"
"Oh, so you're still there." Eka looked up from someone's arms, "Show me that thing, don't worry, I won't mess with your things, I'm just looking at the manufacturer." β
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The manufacturer that produced the artificial "beep-" liquid reluctantly agreed to the transfer of the patent right under the double pressure of Chu Cheng and Exiang, one singing red face and the other singing black face, which can be regarded as signing a contract.
"Anyway, you don't have to be so troublesome, what kind of contract do you sign, our Digimon have always been the strongest, just use the robber directly if it's pleasing to the eye."
On the way back, although everything went well, Eika's mood was a little low, and in her opinion, this was simply a superfluous move.
"Alas, although you are very smart, you are still too short-sighted." Chu Cheng shook his head and mercilessly criticized the shrewd girl beside him.
"In your opinion, the strongest in the Digimon world are respected, and force decides everything, well, I have to admit that according to the current situation, it seems to be so. But I can tell you responsibly that these are just temporary illusions. β
"This world is essentially a 'human' world with modern civilization!"
"Cut, crooked."
Eka pursed her lips and ignored him.
Seeing this, Chu Cheng couldn't help but shake his head.
Girl, you've set quite a few flags.
The ending was already doomed from the beginning. (To be continued......)