Chapter 1 This is who is ready to pit
At 10 o'clock in the evening on October 2, 2014, that is, three hours ago, a figure suddenly disappeared by the river!
At night, under the bright moonlight, the buildings not only did not carry the slightest holiness, but instead clothed themselves with a layer of creepy gloom.
Lu Li held a crystal with purple brilliance in his hand, sitting on the sofa in the corner of the bar, and under the dim light around him, he was hesitating and looking around in despair.
If someone observes carefully, they can see through it lightly, and in those helpless eyes, there is a strong panic and confusion.
The crystal in Lu Li's hand couldn't see how special it was, but in his eyes, this piece was inconspicuous, where can a street vendor buy it for ten yuan, and it was not much different from plastic, but it was covered with a layer of mist, and a circle of light like water waves was emitting around. It seems that the ordinary crystal has a mysterious power.
The surrounding hustle and bustle is in stark contrast to this side, moving and quiet, and the occasional flow of people passing by seems to treat Lu Li as a dead thing, without even a single look, as if there is no zĂ i.
Lu Li, who didn't know why, his brain was still in the stage of crashing, he took a deep breath, smoothed through the passage of time, and suddenly realized that he was definitely not by the river, even if it was his hometown, it was impossible to have a bar that was almost full of foreigners, and it was also a legendary striptease bar, which appeared in the harmonious Celestial Empire is completely unscientific and illogical.
"That's it? Really worn? All directly abroad? Lu Li couldn't help but ask himself, but it seemed that there was nothing else except this painful and obvious answer, this was really worn.
In Lu Li's monotonous twenty-odd years of experience, he has no killer skills, he is not a special soldier, he speaks crappy Chinese-style four-level English, he is not a scientist, he is not a beast in various fields, and even his intelligence is still the mass class among mortals, this is the rhythm of death.
Not to mention all kinds of adventures, even a golden finger did not find its own, it is estimated that in a week, the newspaper can publish one, starving to death and freezing to death on the street side of a certain city.
Looking at the crystal in his hand, Lu Li found that his qi qi was probably caused by this thing he picked up by the river, obviously good, although life is difficult, but it is not a big problem to live a stable life, now, what kind of place is this?
Faintly, the light of the crystal gradually faded, and the noisy sounds around came in waves, and the dazed Lu Li only now found that there was a small waist bag on the sofa beside him.
Lu Li, who was pretending to be natural, put his hand on the waist bag, exhaled, looked around, and then pretended to be calm and picked up the waist bag, and gently opened the zipper, in addition to the bits and pieces of about a thousand dollars, there was also a plastic bag, which contained some sky blue powder, on the outer packaging, there were only a few simple characters "CPH4", in addition to these, there was also a string of letters that were probably the address.
"Who accidentally dropped this, right? It's good to have a little money and it's cheap, at least I can see where this is in a few days and what age it is. â
With money in his hands, he didn't panic, and Lu Li's desperate mood seemed to have calmed down a little with a thousand dollars, at least he wouldn't starve to death in the next few days.
Putting the dollar into the bag, he glanced at the blue powder, although he didn't know what it was, but Lu Li was sure that it shouldn't be a drug, at least the color shouldn't be like this, in the mind of the poorly informed otaku, Lu Li felt that the contraband should be white.
Lu Li, who was sent by the ghost, put the powder and address in the bag into the inner pocket of his jacket, and walked to the stage with a few twenty dollar denominations.
Sitting down next to a black young man, Lu Li's eyeballs were instantly deeply attracted by a waiter on the side who was wearing black silk, a simple bandeau, and the upper half of the body exposed a large hemisphere, glanced at it, and then immediately turned his head, and looked at it obscenely, like a thief who was about to commit a crime, the thin-skinned otaku really couldn't afford to hurt, and it was too far worse than the obscene flow of the small book.
"Dizzy, this co-author should be 34E." The otaku muttered secretly, seeing that no one cared, Lu Li's courage was a little bigger, "It's really cruel." "No wonder foreigner breasts - pushing abounds!
"Bring me two beers." Lu Li took out twenty dollars, learned from the TV, took the money, asked for two bottles of wine, and suddenly found, where is the money? What do you mean when you bend down to be swollen? Looking at the turbulent waves in front of him, Lu Li's face turned red all of a sudden, and he was completely at a loss, do you want to ...... brother? That's so embarrassing!
Stuffed his trembling hand into the waiter's chest, looking at the other party's face that didn't care, but showed a smile, Lu Li forgot more and more about the fear in his heart, because his brain was now in a mess, and he reached in, really reached in! The hand stiffened.
handed the extra wine in his hand to the black buddy on the side, "Hey, buddy, come have a bottle, I'll please." Lu Li secretly put down his hand, rubbed it under the table, and finally had direct contact with the opposite sex, which was a breakthrough of zero!
"Haha, thank you buddy, you're Chinese?" The black buddy said exaggeratedly.
"How do you know? Can't I be a Korean stick and a book? Lu Li asked with a smile.
"Of course, only you who come from the mainland of the Celestial Dynasty will tip for the first time, trembling and tipping, and besides, only you will call Koreans sticks, I'm not wrong, man."
As an otaku, Lu Li was immediately shocked, and he couldn't imagine that an inconspicuous black buddy was so observant, and he also analyzed the head of the Tao.
"That's right, I just came from China, and today is my first time in a strip bar, and it's rude."
"You're welcome, I also studied Chinese for a while, you don't know, there are international students from your side in this town, they are all very rich, and they are very good at doing their business." The black buddy laughed while selling to Lu Li in his broken Chinese.
"Man, it's your first time coming to Connison, to be honest, this small town surrounded by mountains in Colora, only you Celestial Empire people who study abroad are willing to come, and everyone else yearns for the big city."
Listening to the slightly revealed information of the black buddy, Lu Li thought hard about the name, but he had never heard of anything other than Colora, but what was comfortable was that at least it wasn't Atlanta or Raccoon City.
"Dude, borrow my phone to see the time, I don't have a watch." Lu Li asked calmly, since the location has been determined, then he must not be too outrageous, looking at the Lokia 3310 that the black buddy took out, Lu Li is even more sure that he is still on the earth, and time should be forward, otherwise in his era when the streets are full of smartphones and a bite of an apple, there will be no Nokia bricks that were so dominant back then.
"Yes, give."
Looking at the time displayed on the mobile phone, in March 1998, an indescribable feeling emerged in Lu Li, it was really worn back, or 2000 years ago, thinking of those reborn masterpieces, Lu Li worked hard to recall, through the crowd one by one to return to the past, punching the film and television industry, stepping on the novel circle, he seemed to have a little hope for the helpless life in the future.
Can there be no hope? That's a cottage, and the people of the Celestial Empire still have this natural skill.
"Dude, honestly you shouldn't be here?" The black buddy really doesn't regard himself as an outsider, and sighed in front of him. "You international students are not bad for money, and there are a lot of people who come here, but recently, the umbrella company is preparing to build a pharmaceutical factory in the mountains, you know, although they promised not to pollute the environment, but the words of those big businessmen can be trusted, in addition to the US dollar in their eyes, it is estimated that only their own precious life is left."
is fantasizing about becoming a billionaire, making a life plan, preparing to find a maid, an officer, an officer, and a Lu Li who is standing on the side and watching the officer, suddenly a spirit, said that the entertainment empire is good, isn't it in Raccoon City?
"Huh? Umbrella company, you mean the one who does biopharma? As he spoke, Lu Li also gestured a sign with his hand.
Looking at the black buddy's affirmative nod, Lu Li still asked again: "It's really this, are you sure it's this, no mistake?" â
"Hey I said man, I'm not an idiot, how could I be wrong about such a big thing, the whole Connison is a sensation."
Looking at the regretful expression on the face of the black buddy, Lu Li couldn't wait to squirt this thing to death with a mouthful of salt soda, you regret a big watermelon! With an umbrella company, I don't think there's any difference between Connison and other places!
Is this worn to Resident Evil, really Biohazard? That's the rhythm of superbirth, Lu Li doesn't believe that he can survive the zombie frenzy a few years later, what to say knows the plot, preparing in advance is all nonsense, history is something you can reverse with a butterfly, and the counterattack of the sling silk is a fairy tale.
"Hey man, are you constipated, take it easy, your job is to enjoy life, isn't it, look, the show begins, oh God, that girl's boobs are so big."
I don't know what the black buddies are doing there, Lu Li can't listen to it at all now, this is a pit on his brother's head, Resident Evil, it's not that you can wear it outside your pants if you get a little serum from the T virus, the umbrella company chose a huge test base and finally came up with a perfect Alice, you ask the others, then the streets will be all over the street after that, Lu Li doesn't believe it, he was hit, he took an injection, and immediately counterattacked Gao Shuai Fu, it is definitely the ending of the walking dead, and this probability is definitely more reliable than not winning the two-color ball jackpot.
"Is there a raccoon city here?" Lu Li asked worriedly.
"Yes, but it's far from here, why are you asking this, going over there for a vacation?"
It's okay, it's okay, if it wasn't a few years ago, or it wouldn't be the world of real movies or games, maybe it's just the same name, God, as a peace ambassador who witnesses the friendship between China and the United States, you can't be nonsense.
Lu Li comforted himself while forcibly hypnotizing, hoping that his unnecessary fantasy had no chance to be realized at all, and the front foot was still fantasizing about one day being able to step on the red carpet in Hollywood, surrounded by a lot of beautiful women, and the back foot, don't play the scene of zombies walking around the streets with me, what about the pig's foot halo?
No, Lu Li suddenly thought that since he could come, this was not rebirth, and he was not in a world where there were half-orcs everywhere, so he would definitely be able to go back if he could come. Thinking of this, Lu Li immediately got up, "Where is the bathroom buddy?" â
"Whoa." Following the fingers of the black buddy, Lu Li rushed in without waiting for a moment, found a position, Lu Li took out the crystal, and shook it vigorously, "Brother, tell me how to go back, assistant?" Okay, what about the elves, Nima, even if there is a hint from the main god, just when I understand the meaning of life, you can come to some task to destroy me, don't pity me. Hurry up and react, I said, what the hell are you trying to make trouble? â
Looking at the crystal that didn't react, Lu Li didn't care about how middle two he was just now, anyway, he was looking forward to all kinds of crossings, all kinds of planes, and all kinds of infinite flows in the novel, but there was no rhythm of gold fingers in life and death.
"Hey, buddy, I said you're okay, it's okay, it's flashed, the police are coming."
I opened the door and looked at the black guy with an anxious face. "Dude, you call me Lu, let's go, I'm not familiar with here."
"Okay Lu, my name is Trick, go this way, I'm very familiar with the back door."
Walking down the aisle and looking at the crowd that had stopped, Lu Li followed Trick out of the strip bar through the back door.
"I said Trick, what's going on, do you still want to sweep entertainment venues in America?"
"No, some time ago, I heard from the observatory that there was a meteorite in the mountains, but I don't believe it, do you know brother, if it was a meteorite, my cousin in the National Guard would not run to the place where birds don't poop and do some kind of anti-terrorist exercises. This is the official rhetoric of politicians, in my opinion, it is estimated that some UFO crashed, otherwise how could it be like a thief, and recently the foreign tourists have been checked very closely, do you say there will be a flying saucer? â
"Flying saucers?" Lu Li was a little nervous now, and he didn't dare to relax his tense nerves until he was sure if this umbrella was the notorious company.
"Stop dreaming, you've watched too many blockbusters." Lu Li replied stupidly.
"Maybe oh, one of my buddies who went camping in the mountains, you know, he recently had a striptease girlfriend, the kind you just saw, hot and hot, so he just wanted to find some excitement, you know, when I came back I asked him how he was, and he only told me that he was almost not scared to pee his pants."
Looking at Trick's face, you hurry up and ask, if you don't ask, I will never say the under-beaten expression.
"Alright, man, let's find a place to have another drink and tell me slowly."
"Please?" Trick smiled happily, "Of course. â
"Why don't you go to my house, I'll live alone, let's have a good drink today, I still have some treasures, but the beer money will be given to me."
Looking at this new acquaintance, Lu Li finally experienced the enthusiasm of the American people.
"As you wish, my brother."
Got into Trick's SUV, looking out the window at the bar that was gradually moving away, Lu Li's heart was like a wooden boat floating on the sea, he didn't know when he would face the wind and waves, and he was feeling sorry for himself, Trick's voice sounded again, this time Lu Li not only wanted to kill him, but also felt a chill that was so strong that it couldn't be dissolved.
It seemed that he couldn't hide his words at all, as soon as the car drove away, Trick immediately opened the conversation, "You know, my friend was scared to pee, he said that he was attacked by a big spider in the forest, an eight-clawed spider-like monster, and a long tail, and it came directly at his head, his female companion was stunned at the time, he took a lot of effort to tear the thing off his face, and said that the spider didn't bite him, but peed in his mouth, you say it's funny, spiders don't bite, pee at people, hahaha, laugh at me, That guy must have been taking pills at the time. With a smug smile, Trick gestured with his hand to the size of the spider.
Listening to such a familiar passage, Lu Li finally connected the matter now, the meteorite fell, the National Guard went out to block the mountainous area, the police checked the tourists, the pit daddy is a meteorite here, this is really a flying saucer, it is not a tourist who is checked, it must be a spy from another country, plus a spider-like monster, it does not hurt people, attacks the head, and hugs the face.
Connison, your Connison, finally Lu Li remembered the casual place name in a familiar movie plot, and the terrifying creature that was about to come known as the perfect predator, and of course, the egg hurt and the subsequent pursuer, a living anti-human terrorist, yes, this is "Alien vs. Predator 2".
Who is this going to pit whom, is this going to be a pit if I don't give up, or am I going to pit with Wicks.