16. Piracy
Then he said to me: You immediately go and donate 1,000 yuan to Tiandu Temple, don't burn incense, don't make a wish, throw the money into the merit box and leave, remember?
Remembered.
Don't go on a business trip this time, or no one will be able to protect you.
Brother Ning, don't worry, I have suffered a loss, I will definitely listen to you in the future. After going back, he took out the 1,000 yuan, threw the money into the merit box of Tiandu Temple according to Ning Lingsheng's instructions, and turned around and ran.
Panting back to the door of the hotel, he happened to meet Wang Dianchen coming out of it, and he smiled and said: Brother Bian, I will take you to open your eyes.
What's wrong with it? I said vigilantly, although Li Famo did not do it right, but in the final analysis, it was this kid who hooked the trouble, so I am a hundred wary of him now.
It's interesting to take you to see the thieves stealing things.
What's so nice about stealing, I don't have that time. I'm leaving.
I can foretell you that in addition to his daughter-in-law, Li Famo's family also has a seventy-year-old father-in-law and mother-in-law, this thief is going to steal the bronze statue in front of everyone, isn't this enough to attract your attention?
Maybe there is no one at Li Famo's house?
We have already asked, the bronze statue is placed under the bed in his old man's room, the old man had a stroke a few days ago, and has been bedridden, this thing is not as easy to steal as you think.
Yes, could it be that he robbed it clearly?
If you're really curious, come with me, I have a hunch that this time will definitely be an eye-opener. The appearance of the royal courtiers also aroused my curiosity, and I wanted to see with my own eyes where this thief was sacred.
Li Famo's family lives in an old-fashioned neighborhood called Dongfeng Home, which was also the first welfare housing allocated by the Planning Bureau, and we met the thief at the entrance of the community.
Originally, I thought that the person who came had to be Chu Liuxiang's style, after all, it was a matter of stealing people's wallets in the midst of the army, who else could do it except steal the handsome?
But when I saw this buddy, I knew that he was more like Lu Xiaofeng, of course, the similarity was not high, only the mustache was similar to Lu Xiaofeng, and the facial features were sharp-beaked monkey gills were a bit like a rat essence that turned into a human shape but was not thorough.
This man was wearing a blue silk coat, a pair of ingots shoes on his feet, a jade pipe in his mouth, a bird cage covered with a black cloth in his right hand, and a golden ring on his ring finger.
Uncle Luo, I am Mr. Ning's cousin.
Well, Boss Ning's business is okay now?
It's not bad, we often mention you, we have long wanted to see Uncle Luo, and we all admire you in our hearts.
Oh, you admire me? Isn't this nonsense, Boss Ning is a person with great skills, why should you admire me. Although this person is very small, a head shorter than me, his expression when he claims to be the next three is full of domineering, and his aura is so powerful that people can feel it clearly.
I don't know exactly what he is capable of, but I know that this man is definitely not a mortal.
What Boss Ning wants is a bronze statue, in which room? After Wang Dianchen said the location of the room, Uncle Luo said: Okay, you can go, I will pick up things here after eight o'clock in the evening.
Don't let us go, uncle, I just want to open my eyes before I came, what do you say? Wang Dianchen said with a smiling face.
Good boy, do you treat your uncle as a monkey? Uncle Luo said with a smile.
It is said that thousands of clothes are not worn, Wang Dianchen will hold him to death as soon as they meet, and Uncle Luo can't stand it, so he agreed, he said: Cheng, let the two of you open your eyes today. After that, he looked around and said: Let's go, let's go and raise our son's spirit, and when the time comes, we will do the right thing. After that, he led us into a small, sparsely populated garden, and after sitting down, he put the bird cage beside him and lit a cigarette.
Uncle Luo's way of smoking is very strange, he doesn't take a sip, he lets the smoke slowly burn from the beginning to the end, and the smell of the smoke is very strange, a bit similar to the smell of herbs, and my brain is a little groggy after smelling it for a long time.
And Uncle Luo's bird cage never made the slightest bird call, but it shook twice from time to time, and there were living creatures in it.
At six or seven o'clock in the evening, Uncle Luo never said another word, just smoked his strange-smelling cigarettes one after another.
He didn't speak, and we didn't dare to speak rashly, I slept for a while during the process, and after it was dark, Uncle Luo said softly: It's not early, the time is just right, I'll leave it to you as soon as I get there. As soon as the words fell, I saw the cage covered with black cloth move a few times.
Then Uncle Luo took out an object from his pocket, opened the black cloth and stuffed it into the birdcage, then he stood on the bench and threw the birdcage far away, and then sat on the stone chair without looking.
Wang Dianchen and I were about to stretch our necks to open our eyes, and Uncle Luo said: Sit down, this matter is not running.
It turned out that stealing things was not done by himself, but the ability to train animals to be thieves is not small, and Uncle Luo is really a strange person.
Young man, I'll say hello to you in advance, and don't make a fuss about whatever you see later, and have enough respect for the friends I have brought, and don't make trouble for yourself.
Don't worry, I'm not the one who hasn't opened my eyes, and I know the rules here. Wang Dianchen said.
Well, that's good.
After about ten minutes, we heard the sound of a rope in the garden land, and Uncle Luo got up and stood on the opposite side, and we also learned from him to move his position.
Soon a small thing with a hairy winter cooze fell backwards from the bottom of the stone chair into the garden, and it was actually a gray-haired mouse.
I was amazed because I had never seen a mouse walking backwards.
When I was very young, my grandfather said that the biggest difference between animals and people is not IQ, not the concept of family affection, these things are actually possessed by animals, but no one is strong, the biggest difference between the two is that animals will not retreat.
There is no possibility for animals to go backwards, either in behavior or in thought, so if you see an animal walking backwards, you can basically conclude that the guy is a sperm.
Could it be that this is a sperm rat?
However, even more amazing was to come, when the rat's body fully entered the stone chair area, it dragged in a gray-haired mouse.
The other mouse was on all fours, and the small bronze figure was tightly hugged by it on the belly, and the two rats, one as a means of transportation and the other as a car, stole the little bronze man from Li Famo's house in an orderly manner.
This is a true god, if it weren't for Uncle Luo's reminder, I would have opened my mouth to ask why these two rats are so magical, no wonder the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles would worship rats as teachers, and the truth was found in the two of them.
Uncle Luo sighed slightly, and then he squatted on his shoulder and got into his neck, which made me a little numb, but Uncle Luo didn't mind.
And the lying rat is dead, and even the body is stiff.
Uncle Luo took out the little bronze and said: This thing is evil enough. Then hand me the bronze man.
I was a little hesitant, after all, it was stained on the mouse, but in order to avoid Uncle Luo's unhappiness, I still took the bronze man, and Uncle Luo took out a red silk scarf from his pocket, wrapped the already stiff mouse in the silk scarf, and solemnly put it in his pocket.
Wang Dianchen took out a red envelope from his pocket and said: Uncle Luo, this is a little bit of my eldest brother's heart, please
Forget it, I have a brother here who lost a life, and I can't accept the money for selling my life, you talk to Boss Ning, and just say that I will go to see him in a few days, and there is something to trouble.
Okay, that's hard work.
After a few polite words to each other, we parted ways, and I said: Those two rats have been cultivated, but unfortunately, one died.
The eldest brother told me, this old man is a very powerful character in the thief, the ancestor of the thief, you must not offend this kind of person when you walk the rivers and lakes.
What is the relationship between the Daomen and the thief ancestors? I wondered.
What a mess, stealing the door is the meaning of a thief, not a Taoist priest, this is the real thief who crosses the rivers and lakes, those who dig people's wallets on the road are just some small thieves who are indiscriminate, and this Uncle Luo is a real thief and flying thief. Wang Dianchen pretended to be profound and said to me.