"Yangtze River, Yangtze River, Yarlung Zangbo River Report! Yarlung Zangbo River Report! Emergency! Emergency! Miss Shishi has appeared! Miss Shishi has appeared!"

"Suez Canal Supplementary Report!Suez Canal Supplementary Report!Miss Shishi was brought over by the violent girl surnamed Jiang, and they were also holding a big balloon!"

"Volga report! Volga report! That's not a balloon, it's a pig demon, God pity me, I drank with that pig demon a few days ago, he's transforming into a shape!"

"All give up the retaliatory action, the first-level happy and peaceful amusement park atmosphere!The first-class happy and peaceful amusement park atmosphere!" The originally calm mastermind behind the scenes was so frightened that he suddenly sat up and overturned all the orders just now in a panic, "Repeat, this is not a drill! This is not a drill!"

At this time, the other party doesn't want to take revenge on Yu Lei, and he doesn't want to make things hack this high school student, even the ghost ghost cultivator has a love for life.

After all, the little Lori who provoked this little Lori in ancient costume Hanfu and strawberry-flavored lollipop in her mouth basically didn't end well.

If the ordinary second generation of cultivators is just a barb released by those human monks, this little Lori is simply a barb released by aliens.

It's just a human race, a blood clan, the other side or a demon clan, all of them have had the extremely miserable fate of being pitted, and the specific examples will not be explained one by one, just look at the pig demon who was dragged by Shishi Lori like a balloon to be able to watch one or two.

This main head finally survived until it was about to transform, but it was only a head and a layer of skin left by Li Qifu's pig-like knife technique, and finally the vegetables made of his own meat were also buried under the ruins.

Although he was later milked by Jiang Yuebai, he directly saved enough energy for the transformation because of the blessing of misfortune, but unfortunately he was pulled out by Jiang Yuebai and the demon Xiao Lori as a balloon in the middle of the transformation.

Even if the pig demon at this time has Shishi Little Lori and gives extra aura and can easily float in the air, this humiliation can't be erased!

He was a wild boar demon in the transformation period, and he was actually put in the sky as a balloon like this! Where do you want his face to be placed? Is it tolerable or unbearable!

"Miss Shishi, give me some more aura~ The little pig can still turn into the shape of a star~" The pig demon snorted and proposed to the little Lori who was holding him.

"Okay, okay, little piggy is so amazing!" said Shishi Xiao Lori with a bright smile while happily increasing the output of aura.

After this scene was seen by the funny monster who stood aside codenamed Huanghe, he also sighed indignantly: "Good...... Oh...... Oh coconut."

Then throw away the walkie-talkie and never look back.

"I'll protect this smile!" Seeing that the Yellow River was thrown into the enemy camp, the Volga River rushed forward without hesitation.

So, Shishi's little Lori has two more balloons in her hands. - Sure enough, the funny monster floating around is a balloon.

Songhuajiang picked up the walkie-talkie of the Yellow River and said tragically: "Songhuajiang reported to the Yangtze River, the enemy's loli was too lethal, and I failed to prevent the fall of the Yellow River and the Volga River." ”

"It's not your fault. The BOSS's comforting voice and the friction of the iron chain came from the intercom: "I can't hold it just by listening to your description, I've locked myself, and the original plan has been canceled."

Songhuajiang, lead Miss Shishi to that high school student, I can't do it for a scumbag like him not to be tempted by Lori!

Let that girl see the essence of these scumbags!!!!

Songhuajiang listened to the last roar of the boss from the walkie-talkie, and couldn't help but leave tears, but no matter how funny the tears looked, they didn't feel that they were sad.

......

......

The perspective switched back to the other side, and Yu Lei and Zhao Ling finally met Jiang Yuebai and Shishi Xiao Lori in front of the Ferris wheel.

Of course, this needs to be thanks to the guidance of Songhuajiang to go deep into the enemy camp, but it is obviously not scientific to find a funny ball codenamed Songhuajiang among dozens of burlesque balls.

On the contrary, there is a funny ball tied with an iron chain that attracts Yu Lei's attention.

But it doesn't matter, Yu Lei's main crisis now comes from the two girls in front of him, one is the girl pastor he met last night, but this violent priest doesn't know why he has been very hostile to him Yu Lei.

The other is a little Lori who looks harmless to humans and animals and has a lollipop in her mouth, but Yu Lei doesn't know why when he sees this little Lori, he has the urge to go up and touch his head, and then kiss and hug and hold him high.

But vaguely, Yu Lei always had the feeling that once he went up and touched Little Lori's head, a hammer would fall from the sky and blow himself up.

I can't tell, I can't tell. Let's call it the sixth sense of a straight man.

"Hello, little sister, and you, Jiang Yuebai's child, we met last night, right?" Zhao Ling, as a lady, said hello to Xiao Loli and Jiang Yuebai tentatively.

"Sister Ling'er, leave that scumbag quickly, otherwise you will definitely be as miserable as Sister Su Lin, and this scumbag can't save you!" Jiang Yuebai stood in front of Shishi very unceremoniously, and fully expressed her dissatisfaction with Yu Lei. "You see, he must be thinking about how to flirt with Shishi-chan now!

Maybe when there will be no one left, I will have to trick Shishi-chan into going to see the goldfish! And I'm not a child!"

Yu Lei's face couldn't help but turn dark when he heard this, but he also roughly understood why this girl surnamed Jiang was so hostile to him.

From the girl's words just now, it can be known that she and last night's bride, Andrew's wife Su Lin, are best friends, and although she is a little dissatisfied with the love between Su Lin and Andrew, she agrees with it in her heart.

It's a pity that Yu Lei is an out-and-out scumbag in his heart, and he casually provokes a girl like Zhao Ling.

"How can it be, this brother is very good to his sister~" Zhao Ling grabbed Yu Lei's arm and made a look of an intimate couple.

"Cut~ an old woman in her forties and fifties!" and the little Lori Shishi, who had not spoken, said words that pierced people's hearts at this moment.

Jiang Yuebai, who was standing in front of Shishi, heard it clearly, and suddenly turned around in disbelief.

"Clam, old woman, who are you talking about?" Zhao Ling lowered his head slightly, hiding his expression in the shadow of his bangs.

"You are not an old woman, who is an old woman, don't pretend to be the same as a little girl when you are forty or fifty years old~" Shishi Xiao Lori was unforgiving, and emphasized this passage again with an innocent child's voice.

"Hehe~Interesting~" Zhao Ling's blood-red pupils became even more blood-red, and his black hair began to float up against gravity, like a poisonous snake that chose people to devour.

The momentum of the little Lori poetry is not inferior, and dozens of funny monsters are led by a pig demon and a chain funny monster to form a "Ancient Funny (Pig) Demon Array".

At this time, Jiang Yuebai was at a loss, and she didn't know why the situation suddenly became like this, and her cute face looked a little pale.

And Yu Lei is ...... at this moment

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