Chapter 21: I Hate My Great Aunt

Chapter 21: I Hate My Great Aunt

Looking at Zhou Yulong, who was more and more obscene the more he laughed, and was obviously in a crooked state, Li Bingru rubbed his head with a headache, what kind of man is this, he thinks of something evil all day long...... "Bang!" With a crisp sound, the pain from his head woke Zhou Yulong from the crookedness, looked at the murderous beauty beside him, and quickly recited a few words silently A good man does not fight with a woman, then he picked up his tail and began to clean the room, while cleaning his heart silently rowed a small circle: "Hmph, so arrogant, see how I clean you up at night!" ”

It may be that the rural land is cheaper, and this house is still relatively large. Although it is a one-bedroom, one-living room and one-kitchen layout, each house is very spacious, and you can see a few rooms for raising livestock from the back door, but unfortunately they are all full of miscellaneous items, and it seems that they were not used before the cataclysm.

Zhou Yulong hastily cleaned the room, carefully locked all the doors and windows tightly and blocked them with things. Although it took him more than an hour to go back and forth, he didn't feel that there was anything superfluous. In the last days, no matter how careful you are, it is nothing, after all, one careless accident may kill you.

Zhou Yulong spread the food that was turned out of the kitchen refrigerator on the big table in the living room, and took out the rod scale in the kitchen and weighed it. There are a lot of things, 90 kilograms of white rice, two jars of pickles, 55 kilograms of white radish, 8 kilograms of dried beans, 23 kilograms of preserved fish, 38 kilograms of bacon, a bottle of tempeh, 5 bags of salt, and a number of other seasonings.

"There are a lot of things, enough for us to eat for a long time, I don't think I can fit this backpack, it looks like we will have to bring an extra snakeskin bag of food at that time." Looking at the table full of ingredients, Zhou Yulong realized that the original happy troubles were generated in this way.

Li Bingru stood beside Zhou Yulong and nodded vigorously: "En, you must bring enough food, at least the bacon can't be left behind, and the tempeh and dried beans can be used to steam the bacon is also essential, and the white radish stew soup tastes good, and ......" As he spoke, he broke his fingers and began to count, and there was an endless trend...... "Okay, okay, everything will definitely be brought, don't worry about this." Zhou Yulong looked helplessly at the woman who lost her mind at the mention of food, interrupted her speech, and said: "Now we have to talk about the future route, I suggest going in the direction of Chongqing." As far as I know, most of the surviving troops and high-ranking officers in the city have retreated in that direction, and my uncle is among them. I heard that the situation there has been under control and a safe gathering place has been established, and besides, the mountains of Shu are densely forested and sparsely populated, and we can't fight zombies, we can also find a high mountain to hide, there is a lot of food in the mountains and forests, at least we will not be afraid of starvation. ”

"Well, you can go wherever you say, I'll follow you anyway. But it seems to be a long way to Chongqing, eh......" Li Bingru first nodded to show that she had no objections, and then raised her worries.

"Well, it's far away, but what we have most now is time, so I decided to find a way to get a car in the next two days, and then drive to Yichang to meet the lake, and then go to Chongqing together." Speaking of this, Zhou Yulong suddenly said with a little guilt: "It's just going to hurt you, in fact, you could have found a safe place to hide around here, there is a lot of food in the countryside and it is sparsely populated, you must be able to live very safely with weapons, now I want you to trek to such a far place with me, I don't know how many dangers you will encounter on the road, and you may even die, if you feel scared, you can choose to stay, I won't blame your ......" said, His voice was a little muffled.

"Whew!" The warm lips suddenly imprinted on Zhou Yulong's lips, interrupting what he was about to say next. And just when he was indulging in this sweetness, Li Bingru raised his hand and slapped him in the face.

"Smack!"

After a crisp sound, Zhou Yulong covered his slightly red and swollen right cheek, and looked at the beauty in front of him in confusion, only to see her biting her lip tightly, and her eyes began to glow with a hint of mist.

"Who do you think of me Li Bingru? Am I so afraid of death in your heart? What do you mean by this now? Want to dump me? Think I'm a liability? Let me tell you Zhou Yulong, you kissed my lips and you are my person! If you say anything more and tell me to stay, I'm not done with you! What is it! You bastard! Woo woo woo ......" said and couldn't hold back anymore, and cried loudly.

Zhou Yulong looked at the woman crying in front of him, and his heart suddenly ached, he didn't expect Li Bingru to have such a big reaction, and he didn't expect that he had such an important position in her heart, so he quickly hugged the beautiful woman who was still crying, and kept comforting: "En'en, good Ru'er, I know it's wrong, don't say that next time." Actually, I'm just talking, I won't let you go if you really want to go, where can I find such a good girlfriend, right? Don't be angry, be good, be obedient! I won't let you leave me, don't cry, my heart will break if I cry again, uh, my heart hurts as much as Xi Shi......" After speaking, he also made a Xi Shi heart-warming look.

Seeing Zhou Yulong pretending to be a living treasure to make himself happy, Li Bingru couldn't help but laugh, but felt that it was too cheap to forgive this guy like this, so he pushed Zhou Yulong away with a straight face, and snorted angrily: "Just your ugly appearance is still Xi Shi, Dong Shi is almost the same, Miss Ben is really blind, hum ......" After that, he was still a little angry, and stepped on Zhou Yulong's left foot.

"Whew!" Zhou Yulong let out a violent scream, hugged the left foot that had been stepped on, and jumped up.

Looking at Zhou Yulong's appearance of holding his left foot and moaning in pain, Li Bingru began to feel a little soft-hearted again, and asked softly, "Are you okay?" After speaking, he found that Zhou Yulong was still holding his left leg and squatting on the ground silently, so he hurriedly walked to his side in two steps, bent down, and asked softly, "Does it really hurt?" I'm sorry, I just tried too hard......" After speaking, he didn't seem to feel that it was enough, and pushed Zhou Yulong again, and said pitifully: "Ah Long, don't be angry with me, you know my temper, it's too hard to get excited all of a sudden, or you step back on me......"

"Okay, that's what you said!" Zhou Yulong raised his head expressionlessly, looking at the pitiful expression of the beautiful woman beside him, he was secretly refreshed. The pain just now was just a pediatric for him who had experienced the pain of evolution, and besides, he had long been unable to feel the pain under the recovery of the mutated cold current in his body, so he deliberately pretended to tease Li Bingru like this. If he hadn't deliberately kept a straight face, Li Bingru was only afraid that he would have to worry about what he had just said wrong, how could he apologize to him like now, years of getting along with him had already made him understand the temper of the beauty...... "Well, come on, as long as you don't get angry...... Li Bingru closed her eyes and said as if she were dead, but the next moment she added weakly: "Be lighter......"

Looking at Li Bingru's cute appearance with tight eyebrows, Zhou Yulong deliberately said in a serious tone: "Okay, I'm here!" Then he gently aimed at Li Bingru's pink lips and kissed it.

One second, two seconds...... Ten seconds later, Li Bingru pushed away the man who hugged him because of difficulty breathing, his eyes were blurred, his face was slightly red, and he came back to his senses after half a sound. looked at Zhou Yulong, who was standing beside him with a narrow face, and only then did he realize that he had actually been tricked. glared fiercely at the boyfriend who took her into his arms again, recalling the fact that he was addicted to kissing just now, he couldn't help but be a little embarrassed, found the tender meat on Zhou Yulong's waist, twisted it gently, and complained: "Don't scare me anymore in the future, don't want me, and don't be angry with me!" After speaking, he leaned his head tightly on Zhou Yulong's chest, "Well, well, I promise not to scare my dear Ru'er again!" Also, baby, isn't it time for us to rest......" Zhou Yulong asked as he assured.

"Well, I'm tired too, I'm ready to sleep...... Li Bingru shyly agreed, this is the first time Zhou Yulong called her baby, which made her a little happy: "This wood is also enlightened......"

"Good Ru'er, let's sleep together at night, there is only one bedroom in this whole house, and there is only one bed in the bedroom, you are reluctant to let me sleep on the ground on such a cold day, I will catch a cold......" Zhou Yulong asked Li Bingru while pretending to be pitiful while looking down at her reaction, "Besides, I have to protect you closely......" He added the pronunciation of the word "close" without a trace...... "Well......" Li Bingru thought about it, but still agreed, one is that she has had nightmares every night since she witnessed the death of her family, do not dare to sleep alone. Second, she also accepted Zhou Yulong as her man from the bottom of her heart, since she accepted it, in this last world where there is today and no tomorrow, she has nothing to worry about...... "You agreed!" You can't go back! Hahaha! Zhou Yulong heard the reaction of the beauty, hugged her excitedly, spun around twice before putting it down, and secretly rejoiced in his heart: "Twenty-four years of virgin career is finally coming to an end...... Thinking of this, he felt a little tearful...... After speaking, Li Bingru, who was very shy in his arms, couldn't wait to rush into the bedroom and closed the wooden door casually.

Things should have gone so smoothly, but God always likes to make a few innocuous jokes with people at critical moments...... "I haven't left yet......"

"Which one?"

"That's the one you attract zombies......

There was silence in the room, and after half a loud roar spread through the wilderness...... "I hate my aunt! ”