Chapter 029 The minister accepts the order, thank you Lord Longen!
Yes, Dandi's so-called famous "fried cakes" have been found.
Oh, but the weirdo Sun Panzi lost his appetite at all.
Hey, I don't expect that this Chinese New Year is really open for business, of course, the hotel belongs to the peak season during the New Year's holiday, and will never be closed for rectification, let alone let go of this kind of good opportunity to make money...... Shi Zhe, where Bao Yuan went, was just a border town in Dandi, and a person who was engaged in snack trading would never have a high marketing consciousness.
Bao Yuan drove to Shi Zhe.
I heard that there is a "Ming Boy Fried Cake" in the town that is still in business.
As soon as Bao Yuan entered the door, he shouted loudly: "Come and give three fried cakes to the master to taste, and there are also special side dishes of the ball, which will be served to Lao Tzu together!" "Sun Panzi has already opened meat in Yangzhou, and there is no taboo in the diet, and Yu Su is not particular about meat. Ming Xiao, who has a fat brain and a thick intestine, brought up the fried cakes, and Bao Yuan and Fat Mao tasted it and felt okay. Unexpectedly, Sun Panzi chattered endlessly to provoke insects, Sun Panzi naturally never ate authentic fried cakes when he was a child, and he did a rush to the south and the north of the earth. However, Sun Panzi said that the authentic fried cake is not this taste, it must be fried with pork oil, the materials are extremely exquisite, the shredded cake must be freshly baked, the vermicelli must be sweet potato powder, garlic moss, shredded meat must be selected more highly, and the thickening must be made with the tribute water of boiling pig's head meat, etc., a plate of fried cakes almost takes 72 processes.
On the contrary, the owner of the hotel, Ming Boy, was confused.
The local people are not particular about naming Rao, and if there is "Ming" in the name, they will call their Ming child, and if there is "germanium" in the name, they will call the pig child, and so on.
Fat Mao heard Sun Panzi say that Dandi fried cakes were pioneered by the former Qing Dynasty sages Feng Shiqiao and Mr. Feng, so he asked Ming Zi if his surname was Feng.
Ming Xiao denied it.
Fat Mao listened. Deng Shi patted the table and asked in a loud voice: "Damn, I heard that Dandi fried cakes are the best in the world." I also heard that Dan Di Ming is the most famous, and your bullshit fried cake is made with oil. It tastes like a mouthful, and it is purely selling dog meat on the head of a sheep...... Oh, dog's day, do you think that Lao Tzu has not eaten good things, so you use the food fed to the dog to fool Lao Tzu, go and go, re-do it for Lao Tzu, do it well, Lao Tzu will be happy to eat and reward you with thirty or fifty ...... for the New Year."
Ming child fainted. Listening to the fat hair's tone is like the Beijing flavor on TV, how dare you offend, but at this level, it's not good to get the ball if you kill it.
So, Ming Zi asked Sun Panzi for advice.
Sun Panzi put the shelf high, and walked the earth fairy to pay attention to taboos, Sun Panzi is by no means a delicious gluttony who has tasted all over the world, although he knows that this Ming child has not made Dandi fried cakes authentic, and he wants Sun Panzi to tell a one, two, three, four. It was a big failure, and Sun Panzi had to say: "That's it, just make do with the ball......"
The three of them made such a fuss.
Hey, it's a troublesome thing to have passed this year. I really don't know if I have met the true God? Or did you meet an old mischief?
But they didn't dare to have a seizure.
Although Dandi is a prestigious thousand-year-old ancient capital, there are many celebrities in history, and there are many bad guys...... Besides. This place is not a tourist resort, let alone an economic model county. How can there be a comfortable place for the Bao family to live in an out-of-print landscape villa, and Sun Panzi wants to find the current location of his home. Bao Yuan dragged him alive and wanted to leave, Sun Panzi had no choice but to give up, and then discuss it after the New Year, Sun Panzi thought on the road, when he should not be the second to suppress evil in this world, but to figure out why he lived.
Nothing to say all the way.
Bao Yuan fell asleep as soon as he got home, driving is really not a good thing, once the tense spirit is relaxed, the whole person seems to be paralyzed.
Du Muqing told Bao Yuan on the pillow: "Song Peng and Ping Sigui are here. ”
Bao Yuan asked strangely: "Hey, these two dogs are not at home for the New Year, why are they running here?" Didn't we discuss it in Yueyang and act after the New Year? ”
Du Muqing's sad mood came back, smiled lightly, and said, "Can you still do it?" As soon as the two of them went home, they were forced by their parents to go on a blind date, and on the first day of the first month alone, the two of them combined to meet more than 30 women...... Oh, this doesn't count, maybe the two of them who introduced the object think that these two people have been away for a long time and haven't mixed up like a dog, so Sister Feng's various versions have appeared on the stage, and there are a lot of divorced crooked melons and bad dates, these two bastards can't bear it, no, hide in Shanxi! ”
Bao Yuan let out a long sigh: "Alas, Mu Qing, you are right, the two of them are indeed not small, alas, pity the hearts of parents in the world!" ”
Du Muqing smiled: "Bao, auntie, I poured your bucket of dung water, are you still angry?" ”
"No, how could Little Master Bao be so stingy? No, who is Mrs. Bao? We can not only support the ship in this belly, but also run an aircraft carrier! ”
"Isn't it, that aunt won't pour you next time, but feed you dry in one mouth!"
"Poof~" Bao is dizzy, this little girl.
"Heh, Bao, you don't know yet...... After Song Peng and Ping Sigui, the two turtle grandsons, came, I saw my good friend Fang Yujie, who was really like two green-headed stinky flies, no matter how Fang Yujie couldn't leave, I secretly asked Fang Yujie if she had a crush? Bag, do you guess what Fang Yujie said? ”
"At first glance?"
Hehe, she said, the man she fancied was a peerless pure man who had passed through the heavens and the earth, was rich, and stood up to the sky...... Bao, I told her 1510 that we are earth fairies, Fang Yujie said that she will not marry the person who is a earth fairy, so that your buddies are completely dead, heh, in the same way, she also makes you die! ”
"Heh, Mu Qing, you made me die, not let the two of you die!" Bao Yuan smiled and asked, "Mu Qing, when you saw your father, did he explain anything to you?" Did you mention your grandfather? It's a foregone conclusion that your grandfather is still alive, but I don't understand why he wants to hide it from everyone in your family? ”
Speaking of this, Du Muqing immediately burst into tears, unable to help herself anymore, and threw herself into Bao Yuan's arms and cried.
The next day, before Bao Yuan got up, the door of the room was slammed, and then Song Peng, Feimao, and Ping Sigui were heard shouting: "Old Bao, Bao Xiaoye, get up quickly, the sun is shining on your dog's buttocks, if you can't afford it, the three of us will rush in, haha!" ”
In the living room, Bao Guisheng, who was sitting on the sofa and smoking Chinese brand cigarettes, was very unhappy when he heard the naughty words of the three of them. It was really nothing before, but now the Bao family has a head and a face on the ground, how can it be so dogmatic, the standard of living has improved, and the quality has to be improved. These three little mongrels, ahem, have to be educated......
In the round bedroom, four good friends of iron porcelain gathered.
Bao Yuan pondered, should it be time to hang a sign at the door of his bedroom: Juyi Hall!
This time, Fatty Mao spoke first: "Little Master Bao, damn, I got married and lost money, after I came back last night, you slept on a dog day, Lao Tzu can listen to Song Peng and Ping Sigui talk about the bottom of Dongting Lake for a night, heh, it's really fucking exciting!" You can actually use your own blood to save people, and you can also use the Bodhisattva in the flesh to resist the rapid waves of Dongting Lake, awesome, really awesome, fat man, I won't delay anything, Lao Tzu can't wait, Bao Xiao Taiye, let's go to the haunted house, fat man, I want to fight ghosts! ”
Bao Yuan deliberately struck: "Heh, the cow is on at this time, no matter if you can beat the ghost if you go to the haunted house, in short, you have to let the worm flash first when you get home!" ”
"Which pot is not opened, which pot is mentioned." The fat hair was gagged at once.
"Yo, Chad? Where's the fight? Let me see, haha, have the key places been broken? Fat hair, let me ask you, did you fail to serve the comfortable bride Worm Twinkle on dog days, so Worm Twinkle can cut you hard, haha! Ha ha! "Song Peng and Ping Sigui are a mess.
"Go, go, you two dog's mouth is the rhythm of the board!"
"Haha! Ha ha! ”
Bao Yuan suddenly realized that it seemed to be a wrong instruction to bring Sun Panzi back from Dan in a hurry, and he should let Sun Panzi end the past, Bao Yuan knew in his heart that it was not that these three buddies couldn't stay at home, he himself was a little stunned, so Bao Yuan announced the order: "Fat hair, take the order!" The fat hair will understand: "The minister directs!" Bao Yuan continued: "I ordered you to go to the bank quickly, withdraw 250,000 oceans, and immediately send the insects in Beijing to the past, in order to set the heart of the rear army, the army has not moved, the grain and grass go first, the front-line soldiers of our army are fighting bloodily, the harem must not be wrecked and fired, it must be done, go!" ”
Fat Mao snorted and said, "The minister accepts the order, thank you Lord Longen!" The heart said, "Fuck you!" (To be continued......)