Dumbfounded because I recognize the master in front of me, although he may not recognize me, a year ago this master was at the corner of the street where I lived, wearing a military coat and selling roasted sweet potatoes, I said why haven't I seen anyone for more than half a year, it turns out that five people and six people have become masters, just such a thing, will it be unsigned?

My worries are obviously superfluous, people will not only unsign, but also not small, in the middle of the signing room, there is a statue of Niangniang, occupy the southern position, incense is around, the roasted sweet potato master is wearing a robe, is sitting in a precarious position, quite an elderly demeanor, eight masters dressed in lay clothes sit in the signing room according to the gossip position, each master has a square table in front of him, on which all kinds of incense are placed.

Li Yiling smiled and handed the bamboo skewer in his hand to the roasted sweet potato master, the master took it with reserve and grace, looked down, and said with a sigh: "The sign is on the sign, the luck is good, but your yin and yang five elements are not in tune, there is evil in the body, I am afraid that there will be family disasters and feng shui disasters behind you, and this is a transfer sign, grasp it well, the clouds will go straight up, if you don't grasp it well, the consequences will be unimaginable." ”

Then, he pointed to a thick and long incense stick on the wooden table in front of a master next to him and said: "Burn this incense to turn danger into safety, eight hundred and eighty-eight branches, and let Li Yiling leave his name so that he can chant in the Niangniang Hall for a hundred days."

Li Yiling took out his wallet: "Master, I didn't bring so much cash." ”

The master pondered for a moment and asked in a low voice, "Did you bring a credit card?" We can swipe this card. ”

"I didn't bring the card, I was busy going out." Li Yiling opened his wallet and showed it to the master, the master's expression slowly solidified, pondered for a moment, and pointed to another fine incense and said: "This is cheaper, five hundred and eighty-eight, the same effect." ”

Li Yiling said helplessly: "I spent almost all the money just now, and I really don't have that much money." ”

The master was stunned, and I knew very well that he muttered: "These bastards who eliminate disasters and pray for blessings, can't they give Lao Tzu some leftover?" The voice was very small, fortunately, my buddy's ears were clear, Li Yiling's ears were better than mine, there was no reason why I couldn't hear it, but I still looked at the master with a smile and said, "The money is not enough, master, what should I do?" Or should I owe it first? ”

The master finally knew that there was no oil and water in Li Yiling, so he suddenly became angry, glared, pointed at the statue of Niangniang and shouted: "You don't look at any place here, what are you doing without money?" Are you really out of money? If you dare to tell a lie in front of your mother, aren't you afraid that your mother will condemn you? ”

A liar, a cheater, is still so horizontal, and it is so horizontal, it seems that Li Yiling and I don't let him deceive, it's not right for us, is there any reason for it? his grandmother, turn his face when he has no money, and threaten! The little temper tantrum of the buddy finally couldn't bear it anymore, so he went up and overturned the table of the dog's day, pointed at his nose and shouted, "Sweet potato seller, who do you see who I am?" Last year, I was selling roasted sweet potatoes on the street, and today I became a master like a dog, and my mother threatened us, come, let your mother condemn a me, I will see you, you are ......"

was scolding, Li Yiling dragged me and ran, the eight masters leaned towards the two of us with unkind expressions, carrying stools in their hands, and one of them shouted: "Good boy, dare to be wild in front of Niangniang, if you don't teach you a lesson, you don't know that this is a holy place of Buddhism......"

I was dragged out of the signing hall by Li Yiling, and the female volunteer was still waiting at the door, and when she saw the two of us, she hurriedly came out and came up to pull: "Why did you leave, Niangniang Hall hasn't kowtowed yet, and I haven't made a wish......

"Fuck your uncle!" I pushed the female volunteer forward, and the eight masters behind me chased after me violently, Li Yiling and I hurriedly ran out, now is the time when there are many people, and the eight masters don't seem to be making things bigger, and they are not chasing us out of the temple gate.

Li Yiling dragged me out quite a long way, and seeing that no one was catching up, he let go of me and said, "Why are you in a hurry, you don't have to sing the next good show." ”

I silently took out a cigarette, handed one to Li Yiling, and looked at the people who came and went to worship the Buddha, most of them were ordinary people, who were fooled into the Great Qibao Temple in ignorance, and what they lost may be a month's salary, or even more, the Great Qibao Temple's method, if you don't scrape the people who enter the temple, it will never be released, no wonder it will be so rich, rich to the point of spending it casually, and even the program like a ghost on Friday does not hesitate to name it.

It would be an insult to me and an insult to the whole show if someone came to the Great Seven Treasure Temple because of this, and I would be abusive in my conscience.

At this moment, I had a strong sense of justice, took a deep breath of cigarette and said to the little brother: "The Great Qibao Temple has reached the point of madness in accumulating wealth, and he must not be allowed to give our show a name, if Zhao Xing has to be named, it is a big deal for me to resign." ”

Li Yiling said leisurely: "This temple is a bit of a doorway, there is no bit of compassion, and there is no Buddhist protector to guard it, especially the Niangniang Palace, shrouded in a layer of gray gas, hehe, when the Buddha was nirvana, he once cried and said the end of the law, the descendants of the demons mixed into Buddhism to cheat money, there must be an ugly phenomenon, so the Shizun let everyone follow the teachings and not people, that is to say, to read the classics, you don't need to find monks." ”

"The people have the ability to discern, the Great Qibao Temple is even coaxed and deceived, nine and a half out of ten have to be fooled, I regret not recording what happened to the two of us, exposing these evil wolves in monk's robes."

Li Yiling saw that I was excited and indignant, and suddenly smiled and said, "You don't have to worry, we will definitely come back again, do you believe it or not?" ”

I wondered why Li Yiling said this, and couldn't help but say, "Why did you come back and let them cheat?" ”

"If you don't believe it, just wait and see, okay, don't stand here for justice, and talk about it when you go back."

We reversed and walked back, all the way was quite silent, Li Yiling also looked preoccupied, to the city we separated, it was more than four o'clock in the afternoon, I didn't go back to the company, went home to rest, the more I thought about it, the more angry I was, picked up the phone to call the police, the police said that this matter is a random charge, let me find the industry and commerce, called the industry and commerce, the industry and commerce said that the temple matter to the Religious Affairs Administration, and called the Religious Affairs Administration, no one answered......

I put down the phone in a daze, it is natural for emotional monks to cheat money, no one can control them?

This discovery made me feel very bad, and I thought about writing a post and posting it on the Internet to appeal about today's experience, at least to do my part, so that people who can see it will not be deceived.

It's time to be busy at night, I posted a post, I ate some instant noodles, and I put this matter down, after all, I'm not an authoritative department, and I can't help the Great Qibao Temple, thinking about the recording of the next program, and soon it was more than nine o'clock in the evening, my head was a little groggy, I turned off the computer and got into the bed, and I didn't want to fall asleep.

I slept late into the night, as if I was asleep, when a cloudy wind blew from outside, blowing the window open, and I heard a rope outside...... The sound of small noises, louder and louder, I opened my eyes and felt something climb up from the window, about to climb in?

What's that? I can't help but feel a little creepy, could it be that Pei Xiaoxiao's ghost girl is looking for buddies again? I think it's unlikely, after all, my master Wu Lao Liu is the secretary of Chenghuang, and I just accumulated some merit for him, so it's impossible to let Pei Xiaoxiao out, what kind of thing would it be? You must know that buddies live on the fifth floor, thieves generally don't steal this floor, not to mention that the current thieves are not stupid, before stealing will inquire which family has money or not, like me, a poor man who can't sell the house for five hundred yuan can not be sold for five hundred yuan, the thief will never patronize.

If it wasn't Pei Xiaoxiao or a thief, what would it be? I didn't dare to disturb the other party, propped up the quilt, exposed a gap, and secretly looked outside, it didn't take much effort, bang bang, and something fell from the window, I didn't wait to see it clearly, Peng Peng...... The ringing kept going, like dumplings, and seven or eight fell down.

I peeked in by the light of the street lamps outside, and when I saw the visitors clearly, my heart suddenly chuckled, these things that came were too weird, and they made me feel more bizarre than hell, and I saw that there were seven or eight villains jumping in from the window, each of them was fifty centimeters high, but they were all exquisite, and the clothes on their bodies were red, green, and green, all of which were strong colors, and they were all ancient costumes, and everyone's appearance was a thief's eyebrows.

At first, an old man had a white beard, wore a dark green robe, a high hat, and a cane, his face was full of frowns, covering his true face, only a pair of small eyes flashed green in the firelight, and several people behind him were men and women, carrying banners, guns, and knives......

Damn, what the hell is this, a few possibilities pop through my mind, aliens? Gremlin? Monster? Machine qì cat......

was speculating wildly, so I heard the old man at the beginning say in a sharp voice: "Brothers, this kid didn't give money to unsign, offended the master of the temple unsigned, and overturned the table, the mother was very angry, let's sell our strength, disturb his house, and harm him, you're welcome." ”

The little people heard the old man's order, squeaked and screamed, seemed very excited, raised the knife and gun in their hands and were about to jump on my bed, at this time, pretending that it was impossible to hide, and then look at this little gadget one by one like a toy, and not much fear, what I think is, when those few little things approached, suddenly burst out, covered them with the quilt, and trampled a few to death with their feet.

Before I could do anything, suddenly the Heavenly Book of the Divine Jade Altar on the computer desk suddenly emitted a brilliant light.

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