50 Bear Child Spring
"Girl over there, what are you going to do?"
Chu Xuan, who came to the gate of Dongguo Middle School with the sleeping Shi Jiuru on his back, saw that the bear child Chun Yue three years ago was about to climb over the iron railing door of the school, so he shouted to her with a mechanical voice that was as smooth and uninhibited as ever, and people would forget it after hearing it for three seconds.
"Wow, ah, ah......"
After hearing this emotionless voice that didn't seem to be human, Chun Yue, who had already put one foot on the top of the gate and was about to turn over, heard this emotionless voice that didn't seem to be human, his heart trembled, and he fell off the gate by mistake.
What's the matter, how many times have adults said not to climb the door and climb over the wall, but this bear child is just disobedient.
Although the gate of the school is not too high, if it is like her, one foot is stuck between the railings of the iron fence gate, and the whole person falls down......
Tsk tsk, it's strange that the ankle is not twisted into a twist, maybe it will be completely abolished from now on.
However, compared to falling headfirst down, breaking his neck, or falling into a cerebral bruise and vegetative state, maybe this is lucky.
When Chu Xuan first entered this world as a novice, he once analyzed the worldview of the Lianggong Chunyue series:
He thinks that the reason why there is a god in this world like Haru Suzumiya who is obviously omnipotent but always does some pediatrics and the like, and there is a powerful existence like the information integration mind body that is almost omnipotent but always does nothing, and the future people and superpowers will also come to play "playing house" with Chun Yue, in fact, it is because-
This unreasonable, like the childish fantasy of a patient with the second disease, is actually just a real "god", and at the same time, it is also the only ordinary person in the SOS group, and the fantasy of the male protagonist Ah Xu, who is liked by Chunyue, Yuki and Shijiuru.
And the real Ah Xu, probably because of an accident, became a vegetative person who has been unconscious on the hospital bed.
However, it seems that there is still a possibility:
Maybe the real god is indeed Liang Gong Haru, but it is not the Liang Gong Haruyu that exists in this world, but the Tanabata three years ago, because he wanted to climb over the gate of the school and go to the field to leave the message of "I'm here" to the universe, but because of some kind of accident, he fell down head-on, and turned out to be a vegetative bear child Haru.
If this was the case, then even if Chu Xuan saved this bear child in front of him in this incident, it would be useless.
Because this world was originally the fantasy of the bear child Chun Yu, who had become a vegetative person, even if she was saved in the fantasy, her body lying on the hospital bed would not heal automatically.
Therefore, the most important sentence that bear children should remember is that if they don't die, they won't die.
Of course, Chu Xuan's analysis was only one of many possible surnames, and he himself thought that the probability of telling the truth was not high.
In other words, Chu Xuan also hoped in his heart that although he was a bear child through and through, the guy who always showed a warm and bright smile like the spring sun would not really have such a miserable end in reality.
"Be careful, the school should have explicitly forbidden the use of jumping over doors and walls.
If you fall like this, the best result is that your ankle will be twisted, and even if it is treated in time, there is a good chance that it will become lame from now on.
Worst Outcome ...... Probably because of brain congestion, you became a vegetative person, and since then you can only lie in a hospital bed, imagining in endless dreams that you have gone to high school, and experience all kinds of interesting events with cosmic people, future people, people from other worlds, and superpowers, and your own hidden identity is actually a god. ”
At the last moment, Chu Xuan, who was carrying the sleeping beauty Shi Jiu Ru on his back, burst out with a speed that was shocking to the world, rushed to the bottom of Chun Yue in time, grabbed Chun Yue, whose head was already lower than his feet, with one arm, and gave this bear child a word of advice in a calm tone.
"Huhuhu......"
At this moment, the frightened bear child Chun Yue didn't have time to reply, just gasped for breath, and the long hair that was not up to the waist hung straight to the ground like a black waterfall, Chu Xuan's words just now seemed to be an old monk's chanting, and I don't know how much she listened.
"Loose, let go! Who do you think I fell because of my hand? ”
The relieved bear child Chun said that he really didn't know to find the reason in his own body, but blamed the mistake on Chu Xuan.
Chu Xuan waited for the bear child to take out the foot stuck between the iron fence, and immediately let go of his hand according to her request, so the bear child, who only had two feet touching the ground and his center of gravity was completely backward, fell to the ground as he wished.
"Oops!"
The bear child sat up from the ground, rubbed the back of his head that hit the ground, and yelled at Chu Xuan very angrily:
"You guy, why did you suddenly let go!"
"I just did what you ordered."
Chu Xuan, who was expressionless, replied indifferently, and at the same time tried to correct the wrong understanding of the bear child Chun Yue again:
"Even if it weren't for me, if you climb to a gate a few meters high, you might miss and fall due to various accidents – even if this probability is small, it will not be zero, hence the proverb 'monkeys sometimes fall from trees'.
Although the various rules and regulations of the school may seem redundant, they are all for the personal safety of students, so it is best not to violate them. ”
"You guy...... Could it be a teacher at school? It's so rambling.
Who are you?
Perverted? Idiot? Beast? Satyr?
Or a kidnapper? ”
Chun Yue, the bear child who patted his ass and stood up from the ground, obviously did not listen to Chu Xuan's kind advice, but immediately targeted him with revenge.
But it's no wonder that this little girl who has just entered the first year of junior high school stared at Chu Xuan with the same eyes as a suspicious character, after all, he was wandering at the school gate with a sleeping girl on his back on this dark night, and it was indeed suspicious enough to make people call the police immediately.
"It's ...... My girlfriend.
She suffers from a rare condition that can suddenly fall asleep at any time, so I can only carry her on my back.
You're more suspicious than I am.
What are you doing here? ”
"Needless to say, of course it's an illegal invasion!"
Facing the bear child Chun Yue, who was only in the first year of junior high school, Chu Xuan easily passed the test, but it was also possible that the other party actually didn't really regard him as a dangerous person in his heart.
After the bear child made his criminal declaration in the open, a light bulb suddenly appeared above his head, and it seemed that he had thought of some good idea.
"You've come just in time, I don't know you, but if you're free, do me a favor - or I'll call the police."
Although she has just entered junior high school, the bear child has already shown some of her demeanor, and she used such despicable means to coerce her life-saving benefactor, it seems that she just let her fall into a vegetative state, and then let her fall into the nightmare of having to lie on the hospital bed and have endless dreams again.
After the bear child said that after he finished speaking, without waiting for Chu Xuan to answer, he climbed onto the gate again, it seemed that Chu Xuan had already acquiesced.
Her self-righteous style and bold surname are exactly the same as in the future, and it seems that the bear child is really not refined in a day.
After successfully passing through the school gate this time, the bear child Chun showed a smug smile at Chu Xuan, as if to say, "Look, if it weren't for you, I wouldn't have missed it!" ”
This cunning bear child probably wanted to take advantage of Chu Xuan's guilt and force him to act with him.
This kind of soft and hard means, should it be said that it is really worthy of spring?
Now the bear children are all fine.
After the bear child Chun said that he landed safely, he took out the key from his pocket, opened the lock that fixed the latch of the door, and took the initiative to say to Chu Xuan with some ostentation:
"It's too easy for me to steal it while people aren't looking."
This kind of childish practice also existed in Chun Yue three years later.
Now it seems that Chun said that this guy didn't seem to have made any progress at all in the three years of junior high school......
No, my body has grown, I am about half a head taller than I was three years ago, and my chest has become very full.
"Hey! Where are you looking?
Are you actually Lolicon?
Although I can't see it clearly, the girlfriend on your back seems to be baby-faced. ”
Xiong Zi Chunyue's intuition was still as sharp as ever, but she was actually just teasing Chu Xuan, because her intuition would make her instinctively close to Chu Xuan.
"Huh? Your right eye...... That's too handsome, isn't it?
Does your right eye have some amazing special abilities?
- For example, being able to see through people's hearts or something. ”
When he was about to take a closer look at Shi Jiuru's appearance, the bear child Chun Yue finally noticed Chu Xuan's golden right eye and immediately became excited.
It seems that this somewhat precocious bear child should have entered the stage of "Form 2" a year ahead of schedule.
But it's okay, Chu Xuan's "Evil King's True Eye" still has a special attraction to the characters of the second disease.
Take advantage of this opportunity to plant the seeds of love in Chunyue's heart!
"No, I don't have a special fetish for Lori."
Chu Xuan, who was expressionless, answered the words of the bear child Chun very seriously, and then helped her open the door of the school and walked in with Shi Jiuru on her back.
"Cut~ What a boring guy."
The bear child pursed his lips and said that the essence of Chu Xuan was broken, and he really deserved to be Lord Cami of this world.
The bear child Chun Yue, who quickly lost interest in Chu Xuan, a bored person, turned around and walked towards the school, although she didn't say anything, but Chu Xuan, who was carrying the sleeping beauty Shi Jiuru, still consciously followed. (To be continued.) )