I looked at Wang Feixiang's knowing face, smiled and handed him the car keys.

Wang Feixiang deliberately pretended to have a stiff face, pushed away my car keys, tilted his head and said, "I remember, you kid, didn't you just follow the second child?" Say no-borrow? How is this talking like a fart, why is it drooping again in a blink of an eye, begging Lao Tzu to force the key to me, what do you mean?

As soon as I saw Wang Feixiang facing so many people, I teased me, pulled Wang Feixiang aside, and said with both hands: "Uncle Wang, give me face!" Hey! Why do you know me like me, and you don't know that I have a two-skinned face?

Wang Feixiang smiled and said:

"Forgive you this time, hehe, next time I won't be so good at talking.

Then he turned around and covered his mouth and walked out of the duty room with a smile.

Wang Feixiang came out of the duty room.

I rushed over and hugged Guo Hao and Qi Lang, and asked:

"Why did you come here to work?

The dog's head barked and said:

"Oops, you let go, my face, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts?

I looked embarrassedly at the dog's head, wrapped in a white cloth, and said:

"I'm so excited to see you're okay, haha! What happened to you that day?

The dog's head, covering his dredging face, said:

"Don't mention it, it's all tears, I really didn't expect that Fang Chen would be backwater.

Last night, Nie Ying answered a phone call, and his subordinates took me to the city, still on Ankang Road, and threw me directly from the car.

They tortured me for two days.

But if it weren't for Fang Chen, I guess when we met again. I'm going to come in your funeral car.

Last night, Guo Hao and Qi Lang and I spent the night together. We kind of get it.

Nowadays, there is a mixed society, although the surface of TMD is infinitely beautiful. But sooner or later, you have to pay it back.

Yesterday I thought about it all night, I've been messing around for seven or eight years, what a mess!

People are mixed with sports cars, living in villas, and embracing bubble beauties left and right, I'm a mix, hanging dry sorghum, and eating is a problem, if it weren't for Yutian during this time. Helped a few of us all the time, and to be honest, I starved to death early TMD.

Now I can see that there are only two ways to choose in this mixed society, one?

It was TMD who was hacked to death on the street, and the morgue opened the way.

What about the other one? It is to enter the first prison of our Yangbei.

Wu Hai's incident also sounded a wake-up call for us.

We thought, we have no rich and powerful father, and we have no academic and technical background. You can't be so poor every day!

Yesterday, Fugui's words alerted a few of us, Fugui said, now the funeral home is short of people. You might as well go into the funeral home and follow Brother Bing!

Working as a temporary worker in a funeral home is a profession, and it only takes a few days to work a shift. The monthly salary is also high compared to other salaries in Yangbei City. I said that I have a lot of free time, and I can do other businesses.

This is a horse to find a horse. I heard what Fugui said so reasonably. A few of us thought about it, and we hit it off, anyway, the brothers are together, and they are saying that the people in your funeral home are so mysterious, so it's better to do it first.

Hehe! No, yesterday Yutian called his father overnight and arranged for us to come in.

Hehe! We didn't call you today, we just wanted to surprise you, Bingbing, everyone will eat in a horse spoon in the future, you have to take care of us!

I said in the tone of a passerby:

"No problem, you've all figured it out? The work of the funeral home is special, different from other jobs,,,, before I finished speaking, Guo Hao interrupted me and said:

"Fugui told us everything, we understand,,,! Fugui is cowardly and noble, he can do it, and we are not less arms and legs than him, aren't we just facing corpses all day long? Hey, just get used to it.

I looked at their determined faces and didn't say anything.

I handed Wang Feixiang to me the new work clothes just now and asked:

"Is Lao Cai divided labor in the morning?

The dog head said: "No, squad leader Cai said, let us adapt to it first, let you take us, first familiarize yourself with the environment and then arrange."

I smiled and said:

"Uncle Cai is really scheming?

The dog head asked, "What do you mean by that?"

I laughed and explained:

"Lao Cai doesn't care so much about you related households at all, hehe! He's afraid you won't be able to do it for long. I stared at the dog's head, and the shrewd face said:

"Brother dog, your purpose is not just to follow me as a temporary worker in the funeral home, right?

Are you old boy scared by Nie Ying, come and hide with me!

As soon as I said this, the dog head laughed out loud and said: "Don't say it thoroughly, it's an old friend, you and I are both understanding people, why bother to pierce this window."

I obviously forgot that the dog's head had a wound on his face, and I reached out and pinched him.

The dog head snorted and shouted, "Your sister, are you still human?" Are you bullied by sick numbers?

At this moment, Ding Ling walked in, looked at the dog's head and asked:

"You called me?

As soon as Ding Ling's words came out, Guo Hao and I almost didn't burst out laughing.

I squatted on the ground and clutched my stomach, tears streaming down my cheeks.

The dog head said a little nervously: "I,, I didn't call you, I was joking with your brother?"

Ding Ling knew the relationship between me and the dog head, his face flushed, and he walked out of the duty room in a huff.

That day, the duty was out of its leisure, and the leisure was a little abnormal.

During this time, the funeral home entered a total of more than 20 newcomers, and the previous duty room was a little unable to sleep, so Director Liu emptied the room next to the lounge for groceries, opened up the two rooms, and bought a few new beds, and now the duty room is larger.

I heard Tian Feng say that a total of eight bodies were buried in the morning, and this day was too quiet for us.

Not long after I came back, I caught up with the meal, which was still the same old-fashioned, Henan stewed noodles.

I'll be honest, I've eaten enough of that noodle, as long as I'm on duty, it's that noon day.

When I asked Fugui to go shopping, he asked me for a bowl of tomato and egg noodles, and while everyone was there, I told everyone in the five groups about the idea of cremating Chen Nina's body in person.

Wang Feixiang's hand holding the noodles with chopsticks froze in mid-air and asked me, "Are you crazy?"

My father didn't say anything.

I looked at their surprised expressions one by one, and I said that every time I entered the funeral home, I couldn't help but think of Chen Nina, I didn't want to let myself live in the shadows anymore, I said something against my will.

I seemed to have a reasonable explanation, and they didn't try to persuade me.

Lao Cai seemed to have an estimate, and he said earnestly:

"That's right, people go high, water flows low, people, you should look forward, Xiao Nizi is a spiritual sustenance for you, you can't let go, it's not good!

When are you going to bury her?

I thought for a moment and said, "It's going to be 12 o'clock tonight."

Lao Cai raised his head fiercely, looked at me with a frown, and said:

"Bingbing, this night burial is a taboo in our funeral home!

Funeral homes generally never bury bodies at night. You know why?

I shook my head blankly.

Lao Cai took a sip of wine and said, "

This day is divided into 24 hours, 8 hours is an enchantment, 8 o'clock in the morning to 4 o'clock in the afternoon is commonly known as the eight o'clock of the yang, and it is also the time of the day when the yang energy is the strongest, so this is the busiest time for our funeral home.

By analogy, from 4 o'clock in the afternoon to 12 o'clock in the afternoon, these eight hours are the exhaustion of yang qi and the reversal of yin qi, and people in Yangbei know that after 12 o'clock at noon, yang qi will slowly dissipate, and it is not suitable to be buried. That's why our funeral home doesn't open the furnace in the afternoon.

From 4 p.m. to 12 a.m. is the time when the yin qi is condensed, so most outsiders in our funeral home dare not come in.

From 12 a.m. to 8 a.m., it is the eighth day of the cloud, and the three time periods are commonly known as the gate of the three elephants.

After 12 o'clock in the morning, you can't go into the burial at all, because at that time, the yin energy is at its peak, and the yang energy is at its peak.

Once the corpse furnace is opened, I am afraid that things will be reversed, going against the sky, and hurting themselves, you remember what I once said.

More than ten years ago, was there a cremation chemical surnamed Gao who was burned alive?

The man's surname is Gao, but all the old employees of the funeral home know him, the old Gao is introverted and usual, he doesn't like to talk much, and he is honest in the unit, but he likes to drink.

Every time you drink, you will get drunk, drink three times a day, even if you get up in the middle of the night to pee, you have to take a few sips, just such a typical lord who wants to drink and don't want to die.

At that time, his wife worked in a cotton and linen company, and somehow hooked up with a new young driver in the unit.

Lao Gao's daughter-in-law is really godly, and he has been stealing men and stealing men behind Lao Gao's back for a few years, but Lao Gao has not found out.

Lao Gao has been married for four or five years and has never had children, and suddenly one day Lao Gao's daughter-in-law told him that she was pregnant.

During that time, Lao Gao couldn't close his mouth all day long, and when he met people, he said that he was going to be a father.

Later, a few years after Lao Gao's son was born, his son was naughty, stuffed steel balls with a slingshot, hit the glass window on the second floor of the funeral parlor gate, and was hit on the head by the falling glass.

At that time, when the child was taken to the hospital, he was almost dying.

Later, the hospital allowed blood transfusion, and it stands to reason that Lao Gao's blood type is A, his wife is blood type B, and his son's blood type should be, type A or type B, or type AB, but Lao Gao's son turned out to be blood type O.

At that time, the people in our funeral home, because of this incident, all went to the hospital to donate blood?

This matter should not be publicized, but there are many people, how can there be an impermeable wall in the world, after that incident, Lao Gao's whole person has changed.

Although everyone doesn't say it, they all know what's going on in their hearts.

Lao Gao is usually honest, although he is introverted, but he never blushes with people, it is nothing more than good drinking, which is also related to our profession, after all, the work of the funeral home is special, but all the workers of our funeral home, if they don't drink, they are different.

But Lao Gao's daughter-in-law is really shameless, not only does she not restrain when this happens, but she also destroys her son and falls, and she is unrepentant.

Lao Gao's personality was weak, and before drinking, her daughter-in-law said a word loudly, and his legs trembled with fright.

After drinking, the whole person was furious, even if the king of heaven Lao Tzu came, he dared to talk to him, but he was only afraid of her daughter-in-law, which was a taboo. (To be continued......)