Chapter 30: The Wooden Donkey
I decided to break the net with the master of the machine, and once I was ruthless, the power continued to gush out like a spring, flowing through the whole body, and I signaled that the fat man could start his work of "unmasking".
The fat man was really unkind, he tore open the broken gong throat, and began to shout in the dark woods, his mouth kept shouting "Short man is long and short man short" sarcastic words, saying that "Wu Dalang is taller than you", "It's better to stand on the stool when peeing, be careful of drowning in your own urine", the sarcastic words are snarky, difficult to hear, and it feels like hitting people's faces.
Only in this way can the dwarf organ master come out of his anger and depravity, or simply carry out general sarcasm, with his cruel and vicious nature, it is very likely that he will always endure and hide in the shadows.
The sound of sarcastic and ugly scolding resounded through the woods, and listening to the fat man's left sentence of a dead dwarf, there was a ghost roar of a dwarf ghost, how could I feel that my face was also hot. Although Lao Tzu is not tall, he is definitely not short.
Suddenly, there was some strange noise in the trees in the distance, and then, I don't know if it was a flock of crows or birds, quacking ghosts and flying up from the trees en masse.
Here, the fat man's throat-piercing method of revealing the short has worked, and the unbearable dwarf organ master is finally about to appear, and the three of us are immediately ready to fight to the death at any time.
In the depths of the dark woods, the diminutive master of the organ slowly appeared, but he was full of anger at this time, and the killing aura shot out of his body like a sharp arrow, and it seemed that the fat man had stabbed him in the sore spot, which completely angered him.
It's like a blazing fire. The furious dwarf trap master also rides a very strange mount under him. It looks like a horse, but when you look closely, it looks like a donkey.
A master of the dwarf mechanism who arrived on a wooden donkey. When everyone approached, they couldn't help but say something, and threw out dozens of hidden weapons.
The three of us immediately panicked and dodged, because the hidden weapons were shooting from different directions, which made us very embarrassed, and thought: Could it be that the master of the dwarf mechanism and other helpers are hiding in the dark woods?
As a result, we quickly discovered what was wrong. It turned out that the hidden weapon was shot from the mouth of the wooden donkey sitting under the buttocks of the master of the machine. The wooden donkey, which kept rotating and changing direction, made it seem as if the hidden weapon was shooting out from all directions.
Previously, the master of the mechanism made a fire-breathing dragon head carving, and now he has got a wooden donkey that is not like four, which is very difficult to deal with, and the master of the mechanism rides on the wooden donkey, so the trap is useless for him.
The wooden donkey's feet clattered on the snowy ground, almost exactly like the sound of a horse's hooves. It's just that the rhythm is messy, because it doesn't have to change directions.
I tried to cooperate with the smoke man and the fat man to attack from three sides, but failed, just because the wooden donkey reacted quickly. The front and back can fire hidden weapon attacks at the same time, and once you move quickly, there is no flaw. The only way to destroy it. It is to first trap it in place, and then attack its joints. But. Easier said than done!
After thinking about it, I wondered if I should use the trap to solve the wooden donkey first. But then there is no bargaining chip against the dwarf trap master!
After carefully weighing the pros and cons, they all felt that it was a waste to use the trap against the wooden donkey, and they could only think of other ways.
After a turn of brain, I thought of a good method, which is to "stumble", but the general arrangement of stumbling horses should be set up in advance, and temporary ideas usually do not work. In fact, it is also possible to use the lasso to trip the horse's legs, but in today's situation, even if the horse's legs are successfully lassoed, we are likely to be swept under the horse's hooves and become victims first.
The fat man kept giving me a look, motioning for me to figure it out. I thought of a solution, but I wasn't sure, and I didn't know if I should talk to him. Later, I saw that he was in a hurry, so I had to tell him my thoughts secretly.
The fat man immediately relayed the strategy to the smoke man, the smoke man looked at me and nodded, and three black lines immediately appeared on my forehead, and my heart said: Two heroes, what's wrong with you? I thought of a solution that I thought was too simple and unreliable, so why did you two confidently agree?
After the fat man and the cigarette man understood my thoughts, they seemed to have hope, full of energy, and kept going left and right with the wooden donkey.
I snuggled the rope around my waist and glanced at the gnome trap sitting on the back of the wooden donkey, preoccupied with driving the donkey to fight. Now, as long as the rope is handed over to the fat two, and then patiently wait for the opportunity, the three of them will shoot at the same time, and the winning rate should be more than half.
However, the heavens did not grant the wish. The wooden donkey, which frantically spun its hooves and fired hidden weapons in all directions, gained the upper hand as our physical strength gradually depleted. The fat man couldn't dodge because of the slipping under his feet, and he was hit by a dart in his left arm, and the blood immediately stained half of his sleeve red.
It is estimated that the master of the dwarf mechanism rode on the wooden donkey, and he was afraid that he would injure himself by mistake, so the dart was not impregnated with poison, so the fat man was fortunate to save his life. As he pulled the dart off, he ripped off a shirt and wrapped it around his injured arm.
Now is not the time, you have to take advantage of the dwarf mechanism master carelessly distracted, to make a move.
The fat man, once again, was also wounded in his left arm, and the white strip of cloth was wrapped around his arm again, but he still maintained the state of the warrior who was not afraid of bloodshed and sacrifice, and continued to fight against the master of the machine.
I faintly feel that something is wrong in my heart, it stands to reason: in terms of skill, the fat man is not known how many times stronger than me, I am not injured, how can he be injured one after another? After thinking about it carefully, I suddenly realized that when the fat man dodged just now, he deliberately slipped under his feet, revealing a flaw. From my many years of friendship with him, it immediately became clear that he was trying to dispel the dwarf master's guard, to paralyze his carelessness, and then to create an opportunity to use his strategy.
Fat people are like this, usually big grin, thick lines. But once you pay attention, you can definitely think of the key points and make extraordinary performances.
The smoke man also seemed to see the fat man's true intention to keep getting injured, and began to slow down the pace of movement, and his body was occasionally unstable. I didn't intend to get hurt myself, so I tried to dodge it quickly, but it didn't make the Master of the Mechanism suspicious. Now that the fat man has diverted the attention of the dwarf trap master, it is time for us to do it. (To be continued......)