Chapter Ninety-Five: Minions

"Abu estimates?"

"Lala, huh?"

'! ’

Li Jing scolded secretly, it seems that he has been with Zhong Er for a long time, and it is indeed contagious, he knows that he doesn't understand the language with the Minions, and he is stupid to become a Minion and want to blend in with them!

How the hell did you come up with this idea?

Could it be that after staying with the Minions for so long, he was infected by Form 2?

It's horrible!

"Huh, huh?"

"Aha~~~"

The Minion pointed at the large Li Jing and laughed, Li Jing could only choose to turn a blind eye as if he was blind, what's the matter, provoke Lao Tzu, and blow up all of you-like animals into twists!

Click~

Hula hula~~

With a soft sound, the Minions in the base collectively began to cheer chaotically, and before Li Jing could see what he could see, a person walked out of the passage let out by the Minions on the side.

This person is dressed in black, with a scarf, a bald head, and a huge hooked nose, which is obviously the protagonist of the movie, Gru.

He smiled as he greeted the many Minions, and slowly walked up to a high platform.

"You look good, Kevin, how are you in the family?"

Gru accepted the Minions' cheers like a star, he smiled and reached out to shake hands with fans, and the spring breeze was very proud.

"Good."

"My little Billy, how are you? Larry! ”

Li Jing squatted down and slowly hid among the many minions, is the plot about to begin? This point card is really accurate!

"Hello everyone!"

Like a superstar in the center of the stage, Gru opened his arms to interact with many fans, the corners of his mouth hooked, and listening to the shouts of the Minions in his ears, the whole person felt a lot more comfortable.

"Quiet, quiet."

The Minions are still cheering loudly!

"Quiet ~~~"

Gru roared loudly, and the Minions calmed down, and Gru raised his hand to his mouth.

"Ahem~ Well, that's good."

"Everyone should have heard that some villain stole the pyramid, and obviously, this is a big deal, and everyone calls it the Sins of the Century or something."

Gru shook his finger, smiled slightly, and continued, "Am I not calm?" No! ”

Born with the appearance of a villain, he didn't graduate from acting preschool, although Gru said things he didn't care about, but unfortunately his expression had completely betrayed him.

Gru was doing his show on stage, while Li Jing was receiving a message from the tattoo space below.

Time and space: The world of Super Daddy.

Time: 2010.

Location: Earth.

Historical Plot: Gru the Thief is a shocking villain, inspired to be the number one in the world, after being provoked by Vector to steal the pyramid, Gru and Dr. Nafario make a plan to steal the moon, and are bound to snatch back the lost title of "the first villain in the universe".

Unexpectedly, Gru's actions were frustrated, and when he stole the Shrink Ray Gun, he was snatched by Vector, and Gru began a fierce battle with Vector in order to regain his title of villain and Shrink Ray Gun

Regression Condition: Change History.

'Oh yes, change your sister! ’

Li Jing secretly scolded, the world that is shuttled this time is too pit, how can this change history? Do you want to kill Gru? But that's not the problem at all!

What is the plot of the contest between two villains, one of whom has a conscience and finds out that he has become a good person and adopted three children? The pattern is too small, and there is no place to start!

Thinking about it, Li Jing can be regarded as understanding, this time the right to shuttle is regarded as a loss of money to make money, come to travel, in addition to the high-tech technology of this world can make a profit, you don't have to think about any other SUS points and the like.

No play!

Sou~~

Rumble~~

"Ah~~"

"Ah~~"

"Ah~~"

There was chaos for a while, and it also woke up Li Jing.

It turned out to be a Minion named Dave, and after hearing Gru say that there was a big operation, he was so excited that he pulled the trigger of the missile launcher in his hand.

The missile flew and blew up a group of minions into the sky, leaving them in total darkness.

Li Jing hung a black line on his forehead again, and the scene in front of him was like a joke, it was too unorthodox, the information of this little Minion, Li Jingtong guò tattoo space is also clearly understood.

The Minions, with a very long history, even dating back to the time of the dinosaurs, evolved from a magical single cell, and the language used by the Minions is extremely complex, a mixture of multiple languages.

English, Chinese, various languages, Minions can only speak some simple words, as for the rest, let alone Li Jing, even the Gru and Dr. Nafario who have been with them all year round, should not understand!

said that Cao Cao Cao arrived, Dr. Nafario, wearing a white coat, rode a small bicycle and entered the venue slowly. Li Jing hid among the Minions, reached out and patted the Minions who touched his buttocks, and turned his head to look at the Qiē that happened in front of him.

Gru's plan is simple, which is to rely on the ability of the Shrink Ray Gun to shrink the moon to the size of a leather ball, and then bring it back to Earth, but unfortunately, he doesn't even have the money to build a rocket to the sky.

Gru's crimes are all financed by a sin bank, and this time is no exception, Gru immediately thought of this bank, wanting to take out a loan to build a rocket into the sky and implement a moon theft plan, in order to regain his title of 'the first villain in the universe'!

Gru was gone, Dr. Nafario was gone, and the rest of the Minions were scattered and busy again.

Li Jing thought about how to get his hands on these advanced technologies, whether it was a shrinking ray gun, or biological gene technology, as well as a variety of aircraft technology, weapon technology, base facility technology, and monitoring technology, these high-tech technologies are worth reaching for.

If you can't earn points, if you can't get the technology, it's really wasted!

"Balabala?"

"Huh?"

Li Jing was stunned for a moment, turned around to look, but it was a minion tugging at his pants, Li Jing ripped off its claws, what is this for? Is it indecent?

"What are you going to do?"

"Huh? Ah~~~~"

The Minions were startled, followed by a howl, is this larger 'kind' in front of him a new work of the Doctor? Not only is he big, but he is also articulate and speaks so clearly, that's English!

Li Jing covered the mouth of this little minion, is he a middle school second disease and strict zhòng? How can you talk to the Minions!

"Shh~~ Don't talk! I'll chop you up and eat it if you talk again!" ”

The kidnapping Minion's eyes widened as if tears were about to remain, and it nodded violently in agreement, lest the large 'kind' in front of it really do what it said.

"Well, I'll put you down, you take me to the doctor, be honest! Otherwise, I'll roast you and eat it! ”

The Minions nodded vigorously.

Li Jing put it down, the Minions trembled and turned around to lead the way, Li Jing followed slowly behind, this group of Minions are not stupid, they can understand people's words, but they lack a string in their heads, what to do, typical patients with secondary two diseases.