Humans are strange creatures.

They will always find themselves an opponent, no matter how unreasonable it may seem.

Before dominating the world, the Americans will see as adversaries all other countries that stand in their way to becoming a superpower.

After becoming the world hegemon, they are still happy to look for such an existence around the world.

――If you don't have it in reality, you can rely on your imagination.

So all sorts of aliens began to descend in line to New York or Washington, D.C., and square danced with the people of the whole country, and then were infiltrated by American heroes whose combat power was comparable to that of urban management intelligence and the masses of the rising sun in all sorts of ways that seemed reasonable or that didn't seem at all reasonable. For example, find a random pilot, drive an alien spaceship that crashed on the ground a long time ago, fly to the mothership with a certain unlucky tech house dumped by his girlfriend, plant a lot of computer viruses for Yaya, and by the way, give some proud works of female artists who are both virtuous and artistic, and finally leave a nuclear warhead comparable to a hundred and eighty little boys and set off fireworks - kill the hapless alien friends.

In addition, complaining about why aliens are always working against the Americans, just like complaining about why Ultraman is obviously protecting the earth, but the little monsters are always attacking Japan, so it makes no sense to let the giants of light turn into the Tokyo Fire Brigade, really, I don't lie to you.

Then one day they thought that it was not interesting to just fight aliens! Aliens or something are weak!

And then what Resident Evil, the Anaconda plague, the mutants, all of them came out, and even a few Godzillas and Americans would pop up from time to time at the bottom of the Pacific Ocean to play some emotional games with their own circle of actual brothers and Gundams made by imaginary brothers--Shinji Ikari can drive the first machine alone to face the apostles, but the Americans' mecha needs two people to cooperate to fight each other with the little monsters, which is four words, rookies pecking each other......

Or maybe it's not fun, plus it's not good for Americans to finally think that every human crisis is our heroic American heroes who save the world alone, and then Hollywood directors slap the head - let's play natural disasters! This time, pull the little brother to save the world together.

So you know. 2012 is here, and the Ark is still being built in China – let's thank the Arab tycoons who provided a lot of money for the construction and the unlucky Indian physicist who was the first to discover the catastrophe but was abandoned in the end – who made her Bollywood born instead of debuting in Hollywood?

Compared to so many world crises, there seems to be no need to mention some monkey jerking off from the top of the Empire State Building.

Sun Wukong also thinks so - he thinks that the gorilla who was killed by humans in the end is really too embarrassing for his monkey face, although you can ignore how far the gorilla and the monkey are from each other biologically, anyway, Sun Wukong is an illiterate person who doesn't have a primary school diploma, right?

However, this does not prevent Sun Wukong from despising this gorilla.

"Master, Monkey King said that if he is that King Kong. It has long been a source of misery for the people of the North American continent. ”

Listening to Icarus's explanation, Yakumo was messy all over.

"I think if it goes on like this, I won't talk about life before the people don't talk about it......"

Grabbing a strand of long hair on his chest in a tangled manner, Yakumo looked at Sun Wukong, who was still wearing a golden armor and showing off his might even though he had turned into a giant monkey.

"Hey, hey, hey...... It's a good show. ”

Little Woban had a gloating expression on his face, as if he was happy to see the Americans unlucky.

"I remember that there is a king in this country, right? I don't know what he's going to do with it. ”

"Now isn't the time to care about that, is it? That monkey was going to jerk off on the Empire State Building! Don't you feel ashamed! Luo Cuilian would have gone crazy if she knew that the monkey had done such a shameful thing! ”

"I don't know what that has to do with me......"

Little Woban shrugged his shoulders, and then continued to put on an expression of [onlookers who don't know the truth].

"Let the monkeys continue to make such a fuss, we will have to fight the American army before we fight with the Metis and the others."

Yakumo shook his head, ready to step forward and ask the monkey to stop.

"Wait!!"

Athena suddenly stopped Yakumo Mo.

Little Lori looked in a certain direction in the night sky with a little eagerness on her face.

"I felt it just now...... Familiar breath. It was Metis's, and she was attracted by the movement made by the Monkey King. ”

"Ah, there's another breath, the breath of the [snake] that is so cold that it's annoying."

Apparently this sentence made Athena angry.

"Do you want to die?"

"Come on, who's afraid of whom!"

So little Woban and Athena fought in mid-air again.

It's really fighting, pinching each other like children and rolling around in mid-air, rolling around......

"Enough, hey! One of you is a demon king and the other is a goddess, don't you feel ashamed of this! ”

The two little guys were really embarrassed by Ya Yunmo saying this, and suddenly stopped fighting. Stared at each other with a cold face, then turned their heads at the same time.

"Humph!" *2

"If it weren't for the fact that the divine power had not been restored. I've already killed you to the scum! ”

"Well, I'll give you back this sentence, and I don't mind adding a few more to my power when my strength recovers."

At this time, Sun Wukong also sensed the breath of Metis that leaked out in an instant because of his appearance.

The monkey excitedly grabbed the golden rod and kept its huge body into a streamer that seemed to be able to cut through the sky and flew into the distance.

"Keep up!"

Grabbing Athena and Little Woban, Yakumo greeted Icarus and hurriedly flew away.

――As for how many people left. How the U.S. government deals with the frightened citizens of New York, that is not something they can handle.

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New York is one of the top megacities on the planet, but after leaving New York City, the vast uninhabited areas are still covered in lush forests.

"Boom!!"

The huge Monkey King fell to the ground with golden light, and the mountains shook for a while, as if a major earthquake had occurred.

"Come out! My grandson is here, and the demons are not ready to die!? ”

A club slammed the golden rod, which had also become huge, to the ground. Sun Wukong swallowed mountains and rivers so angrily.

"Smack!"

Yakumo Mo, who was still flying in mid-air, couldn't help but slap his palm on his forehead.

"It's a shame...... This third-rate line...... What has this monkey been doing lately, Icarus? ”

"Hmm...... In addition to watching a movie accident, it seems that he is still playing games. ”

"Games?"

"Ah, I know this, Sun Wukong seems to be very interested in games with the theme of Journey to the West."

Little Woban said with a grin:

"In addition to the Japanese ones, he has even played similar games in China."

"So I should be glad that he hasn't been so sick that he calls himself [Zombie Sun Wukong], and then gets his [Extremely Evil Pig Bajie], [Angry Sand Monk] and [Immortal Tang Sanzang] or something together?"

"No, master......"

Icarus shook his head.

“…… Sun Wukong had already played like this a day ago. ”

- You dead monkey brought back my childhood in my last life, how can you repair it!! (To be continued......)