The men saw that the lights above were all darkened.

They all looked up one by one, and then they started shouting loudly for the boss to fix the light bulbs.

But the boss came and said that they didn't have spare light bulbs, so they had to change locations.

When they moved farther away, the sound was still very noisy.

Red Apple is about to stand up and kill people again, Ning next to him: "Okay, look at me, this time they really stop!" ”

Ning Xiaobing's fingers once again launched their internal strength.

Originally, everyone in the store heard their shouts, and everyone was looking sideways.

Suddenly, people's buzzing ears were instantly cleared.

Ning Xiaobing saw that there were smiles on people's faces.

Sophie said: "It turns out that a pure life is really happy! ”

Looking at the group of drunkards over there, they all fell asleep quietly on the table.

Seeing that they were all sleeping like stupid pigs, people's ears were much cleaner.

The people at the table just now were very noisy, and Ning Xiaobing and the others were about to go crazy.

Now with a few fingers on his fingers, the black sheep are all sleeping peacefully.

Red Apple is happy with this.

So I didn't have the idea of killing people anymore.

Ning Xiaobing asked while eating grilled fish, "Where are you going to kill people next?" ”

Sakurako smiled, she said, "Xiao Bingjun, it's not to kill people, it's to guide work!" ”

The red apple said, "I'll talk about it when I'm done, it's pretty good." ”

In fact, it's not that the food is delicious, but that he is in a good mood.

Anyone likes to be quiet, and if one likes to be noisy, it's when rabies is starting to attack.

Lisa said, "Why do you rooster people like to be noisy? ”

Ning Xiaobing thought for a moment and then expressed his opinion.

He thinks since ancient times. Our country has taken the lives of officials as an example to learn from.

If a family is celebrating a holiday or setting up a feast, the more people there are, the more noisy it is, and the more serious the noise pollution.

That means that the family must be very powerful and have face.

If a family is quiet, people think that it is deserted and not prosperous. Then it can be bullied, it is poor and pathetic.

So people are imitating the officials to look very happy.

To deceive others is to deceive oneself.

Wait until everyone has been deceived, and then come back and cry secretly.

At least on the surface, it has a lot of face.

And then everyone felt that they were wronged in this life before they died.

After Ning, everyone applauded.

The red apple said: "Anyway, if it affects the birdman who eats Lao Tzu, I will destroy him!" ”

As soon as they finished speaking, another group of tattooed hooligans came.

They began to talk loudly, curse, and sing.

Red Apple's eyes began to show a fierce light again.

Ning: "Okay, okay, let me do it!" ”

So Ning Xiaobing turned around again. With his fingers, he sent out a volley, knocking down the tattooed patients next to him.

Everyone at their table fell asleep.

The shopkeeper came and was very angry when he saw them, and pushed them but no one woke up.

So he thought they had taken the wrong medicine, and asked the shopkeeper to move them outside.

After Ning Xiaobing and the others finished eating, they saw a large number of disgusting men piled up at the intersection of the alley next to them.

Red Apple saw it and said something very esoteric.

"Some people are standing! Some people are lying on their stomachs! ”

Ning Xiaobing asked him, where else do you want to kill people?

Red Apple thought for a moment and said, "There are no more thieves in the train station, bus stop, supermarket." Where else are the bad guys? ”

In the past few months, the police uncles in the police station have been very leisurely.

Some people even knit sweaters when they go to work.

It's all because. Everyone in this city knows that there is a super plague god here.

As long as he's happy, he can take out all the bad guys.

As a result, the crime rate in their city began to drop dramatically.

There are a lot of timid bad guys who are starting to get honest.

So the people in the police station had nothing to do.

Ning Xiaobing and the others deduced that if this development continues, the police will develop into the most leisurely profession in the future.

There are a lot of police officers who have gained weight, and in the last checkup, there were many police officers who had high blood sugar.

So I followed the doctor's instructions. It's best for them to come out and walk around every day.

So many police uncles who didn't want to die went out for a walk as soon as they got to work.

Walk from one street to another.

Ning Xiaobing also patrolled with them, and sometimes when he saw some people pulling some big dogs out to poop everywhere, he would go over and kick the dogs' butts, and then fine.

Once they went out on patrol and saw a girl pulling a Tibetan mastiff out and being scary.

The Tibetan mastiff suddenly broke free of the girl's chains, and then pounced in front of passers-by to bite her.

So Ning Xiaobing, they instantly became the captain of the dog fighting team.

After a lot of hard fighting. Finally subdued the dog.

The girl lost 8,000 yuan for clothing and dog injections.

Later, the girl went back and sold the dog, and she switched to raising cows.

The second time they met her on the street again, they saw her followed by a cow.

According to the regulations, cattle are not allowed to be raised in the city.

So they had to go over and fine her cow dung.

and take away her cattle.

In fact, it was the supervisor who led the cow home, otherwise it would be miserable if the cow ran out into the street and hit someone.

But the girl said that her cow was very kind and polite.

Ning Xiaobing and the others came out for a walk all the way, and Ning Xiaobing told everyone his story.

When the story of the cow and the girl was told, everyone laughed.

They all went to a park.

Because they're going to fly back later, and if they're on the street, it's hard to be invisible.

So they had to find a dark and hidden place.

It's all couples in the park.

The sound of kissing inside came and went.

Rather his story.

Later, Ning Xiaobing called the little policemen to go over and grab the cow.

But by the time they found out it was a baby bison, it was too late.

The little bison suddenly jumped to his feet and kicked a little policeman out of the air.

Ning Xiaobing saw the girl's expression, her surprised look, he felt funny.

So several policemen next to him rushed up and fought with the beef.

Lisa said, "And then? ”

"And then! And then my unit became famous! ”

The little policemen were all knocked to the ground by the little bison.

Later, a news reporter said that it is not as good as raising a cow to raise a police officer in our city.

The director was very angry when he found out, and he said, at least my subordinates will not defecate everywhere on the street! Much smarter than a cow!

At that time, the newspapers of those days turned into a joke serial. (To be continued......) u