Regarding Lao Chen's desire to return to Azeroth, Li Yunfei soon had the opportunity to help him ask.

Of course, in fact, Li Yunfei wants to sleep more now than being dragged here to blow the cold wind.

At the summit of Mount Everest, the sky is clear and cloudless.

It's about eight o'clock in the morning, and when most people are still getting ready to get up, Li Yunfei is standing on the top of the icy snow peak in loose pajamas, blowing the cold wind, looking tired.

I said...... Lord God, can you be reliable? ”

Looking at the woman in front of him, Li Yunfei looked helpless, "Why didn't you sleep in the morning, why did you get me here?" Are you crazy? Even if there's something urgent, you might as well give me some time to prepare, right? Every time you carry out this kind of surprise attack, I am not mentally prepared at all...... Oh, you see, I was dragged out by you without even changing my pajamas, what kind of body is it? ”

And at the top of Mount Everest, the cold beauty who wrote the big-breasted royal sister and read as the main god looked at Li Yunfei coldly and said expressionlessly.

"Your time is very valuable......

"Enough, don't say that, okay? Can we change the line? I've been throwing up this sentence lately. ”

Li Yunfei said with a painful face, "This is not the world of heavenly books, let alone a legendary hegemony, can't you change some fresh opening statements?" It sounds like it hurts. ”

The Lord God was silent for a few seconds, and said expressionlessly, "If you wish, the next time I look for you, I can go to your house to inform you, and then take you away after getting your permission." ”

Li Yunfei yawned, rubbed the eye droppings in the corners of his eyes, and looked lazy.

"In that case, it's done, otherwise you're always doing this kind of surprise attack, and it's very disturbing, you know? If I am disturbed by you while I am doing something important, how will you compensate me? ”

The Lord God shook his head expressionlessly. "You don't have to worry about this, every time I summon you, I will first observe your environment and make sure that you are not busy before I transfer you and will not interfere with your life."

Li Yunfei looked at her with a frightened face, and thought of a very fatal thing.

"You...... Can you monitor my life anytime, anywhere? Can you spy on what I'm doing? ”

"yes, I can spy on what you're doing."

The royal sister nodded. "For example, when are you sleeping, when are you eating, when are you watching a movie, when are you chatting...... I can see these things whenever I want. ”

Li Yunfei almost wanted to kill someone.

"You can even see me masturbating [beep]?"

The Royal Sister nodded expressionlessly, "If you were doing that kind of thing, I was just going to see what you were doing, and I could indeed see it...... Belch...... What do you do with your sword drawn? ”

Looking at Li Yunfei with a blank face and drawing his sword in front of him, the royal sister was a little confused, "Is there an enemy here?" ”

"You're Lao Tzu's enemy, bastard!"

In the roar of shame and indignation, Li Yunfei rushed over with his sword. "If TM keeps you watching, do I want privacy and human rights? The Lord God is amazing, isn't he? The Lord God can casually peep into other people's lives? Lao Tzu snapped, do you believe it or not? ”

With a move of his left hand, the golden chain flew out of thin air, directly wrapped the royal sister in front of him into a knot, and then hung it up.

Looking at the big-breasted royal sister in front of him angrily, Li Yunfei wanted to die, "Can't you respect my personal privacy?" ”

Although he calculated carefully, it had been a long time since he had [beep beep beep]. Even if this guy peeps at her every day, he shouldn't see anything that shouldn't be seen.

But as an old bachelor who has been single for many years. In the case of not prostituting and not getting married, many times you can only solve it by yourself after holding it for a long time. Now I haven't done anything to teach authority, but if I can't hold it back one day in the future, I quietly lock the door at night and turn on the computer, ready to take advantage of the dead of night [beep beep], this guy called the main god will hide aside and watch the whole thing......

Such a scene. Li Yunfei was so ashamed that he wanted to die just by imagining it, if he really let this bastard woman do it, then he wouldn't see anyone in the future?

Viciously hung the big-breasted royal sister in front of her in mid-air, like a poor sacrifice about to be sacrificed. Li Yunfei glared at her with a dark face, "Speak!" Why don't you speak? ”

The woman tilted her head and thought about it, looked at the iron rope that was wrapped around her body, and suddenly groaned. Moaned.

"Don't mess around, I ...... I didn't feel it...... I will not give in to you, you whore! ”

Li Yunfei's eyes darkened, and he was almost angry, "What kind of mess are you talking about?" Do you have a hole in your head? Who told you to say this? ”

The woman looked at him blankly, puzzled, "Didn't you tell me that?" ”

Li Yunfei had a black line, "I TM told you to say this?" You've watched too many romance action movies! ”

The woman said with a blank face, "But I checked the information, and according to the records on your human world literature website, as a tied up woman, shouldn't I say that in this case?" I searched for information, and it seems that the lines and encounters on it are similar, and there is no big error. ”

After thinking about it, she was a little surprised, "Did I read it wrong?" After all, we're just getting started here, and it's really inappropriate to read the middle lines directly...... Do you want me to read it again? ”

Li Yunfei looked at her with a dark face, and was completely defeated by this guy with zero emotional intelligence.

You claim to have landed on a literary website in the human world, and it teaches you to say this...... Did you land on a grass pomegranate or a silicon system? How can a normal website have such bizarre plot lines? And I'm not playing a game of Bondage SM with you right now, okay? Can't your lines be normal?

Bah! It's nasty! As a dignified god, it's disgusting to actually land on that kind of low-level and interesting website!

Li Yunfei, a senior member of the silicon system, glared at the woman in front of him viciously, disdainfully disdainful of the other party's low-level taste, and said with a black line on his face.

"Lao Tzu wants you to promise that you will not peep into my life in the future, no matter at any time and anywhere, you are not allowed to peek at what I do, I want you to swear a poisonous oath, what are you doing with these messy things for me? Want to distract me? I sue you, no way! ”

Glaring at the woman in front of him viciously, Li Yunfei said loudly and angrily, "If you don't give me an explanation today, don't want to walk out of this door alive!" ”

The woman looked at him blankly, then at the top of this desolate and uninhabited snowy peak, a little confused, "Is there a door here?" ”

Li Yunfei was almost angry, "I'm talking about metaphors!" Do you understand the analogy? Comprehend the spirit! (To be continued......)