Chapter 278: Monk Xiao treats you
After returning to the shore, there was no longer any way to see whether to return or not, and the old monk was too lazy to go. I can't say that it dwells in my body again. After a big turn, I finally found Sun Fatzi's car. I've been overworked these days, and I was thinking about squinting in the car for a while. But Sun Fatzi's face is still red now, let him drive eighty percent directly into the sea, in desperation, I can only bite the bullet and drive towards the capital.
When I finally drove the car to Huang Ran's house, it was already completely dark, and my body was like being filled with lead, and I spent several days and nights in the boundless underworld, and after I came out, I only squinted on Emperor Xiaozhu's ghost boat for two hours. Now dizzy, and I can't care about Sun Fatzi, who is still sleeping in the back seat of the car, I staggered back to my room. I didn't bother to freshen up, and I didn't know anything after I fell on the bed.
I don't know how long I slept until I was woken up by a violent knock on the door. I opened the door in a daze, and saw Sun Fatzi and Monk Xiao standing at the door of my room with smiles on their faces.
I haven't seen Monk Xiao for a while, I heard that he took a job two days ago, but Monk Xiao was not sure that he would do it himself, so he called Er Yang together. Looking at his smile today, eighty percent of them are finished. Being able to give Er Yang an appearance fee means that this is a fat job, and looking at Monk Xiao's current appearance, he may not know how much money he has charged.
Monk Xiao and my grandfather talked about buddies, although they didn't say it, he also treated me as his own grandson. After seeing me, Monk Xiao smiled and said, "Little spicy." Get dressed and go out, I've made a little bit of money these days, and I can't always let you two juniors invite, I'm in for a treat today. It's still the casserole house we've been going to before. It's all open to eat today, and if you don't eat until you vomit, don't even think about coming back! ”
Monk Xiao wants to have a treat? My first reaction was that I misheard. I've known him for so many years, and I haven't seen him invite guests when I was in my hometown. Later, after Lao Xiao came to the capital, he invited one or two guests sporadically. I am ashamed of him when he says it, all in his house, the wine is still brought by me and Sun Fatzi (there was also a time to rub Hugo's stuffy donkey), and the food is also rubbed by him, the only snow red is pickled for a long time, and it is rotten and can't be lifted, it is estimated that the old monks of the Buddhist temple period will not eat. Sun Fatzi tasted it, and it took three days.
Now Monk Xiao personally said that he wanted to have a treat, and he would still eat in the restaurant outside. This doesn't fit his character at all, isn't it possible that I haven't woken up yet? This lack of sleep is a delay. "Don't make a fuss, how can you still have such an unreliable dream...", half-asleep and half-awake, I closed the door casually, and then continued to go back to bed to sleep.
At this time, Monk Xiao blocked the door with one hand, he entered my bedroom with Sun Fatzi, looked at me and continued: "Little Spicy, it's not a dream, wake up, stewed hangers don't wait for anyone......" When he spoke, he and Sun Fatzi dragged me into the small bathroom in the bedroom and wiped my face with a wet towel.
At this time, Sun Fatzi said with a smile: "Spicy, I didn't say it, I didn't believe it just now." At first, I thought that Master Xiao was the big boss of the two of us, but Master Xiao really found out this time, and he directly slapped me for 500 yuan. It's not a big number, but thinking that I will have the opportunity to eat Master Xiao's invitation in my life, after eating this meal, I will die straight. As he spoke, Sun Fatzi took out five big unity sheets and shook them, it seemed that what he said was true.
Although it is not like Huang Ran, it is often tens of thousands of treats. But if you can let Monk Xiao give out five hundred treats at a time, is it because he didn't wake up or I didn't wake up?
After a brief wash in the bathroom, I put on my clothes and immediately followed Monk Xiao and Sun Fatzi out of the bedroom and walked in the direction of the gate. After coming out, looking at the dark scenery outside the window, I was stunned for a moment, and said to Monk Xiao and Sun Fatzi: "Great Sage, if you want to eat, you have to wait until noon, right?" Look outside, it's not dawn, you can't let me sleep a little longer, wait until noon in the casserole. Besides, people didn't open the door when they went early......"
After listening to my words, Sun Fatzi smiled and said, "Spicy, take a closer look, whether it is dark or early in the morning." It's not that I said, you've slept all day and night, and in the morning you slept to death, and you didn't open the door no matter how I knocked on it. Now thanks to the blessing of Old Master Xiao, I can call you up. Let's go, stop the ink, the casserole house will really close if it's too late. ”
Huang Ran's family is still Wu Lianhuan and that 'Matsushima Kaiichiro' are watching the house, Huang Ran and Reserved have a meal outside, and they will not come back until midnight. After entrusting a few words, the three of us came out of Huang Ran's house, and Sun Fatzi drove towards the casserole house. Just when Sun Fatzi's car drove out of Huang Ran's garage, I suddenly felt as if I had forgotten something, but I couldn't think of what I had forgotten.
Half an hour later, we parked the car at the door of the casserole house, and Sun Fatzi had already booked a private room before. After entering, I quickly ordered a few casseroles and cold dishes, and the rest waited for the wine to be served, and then had a few drinks.
It didn't take long for the casserole and cold dishes to be served, and I picked up the wine glass, and was about to wait for Monk Xiao to say a few words, but I didn't expect him to put down the chopsticks directly. Pick up a piece of fatty meat, put it in your mouth, and chew it. If you treat yourself to a treat, can't you be polite first? I know that he is like this, and I don't know that I think that Master Xiao has just returned from North Korea. Dumpling on the sidelines. Baidu Sister-in-law|Persona of the Poll Bureau
"Spicy, don't blame him" At this time, Sun Fatzi picked up the wine glass, touched the glass with me, and then drank the two pots in the wine glass. Only then did he continue: "Old Master Xiao is the first time in his life to entertain, and he is not suitable for his role yet. This is still in the posture of being invited. It's not that I said, start early, if you start late, you won't have anything to eat. ”
After finishing speaking, Sun Fatzi and I hurriedly started, and in a blink of an eye, the dishes on the table were eaten cleanly. After eating and drinking, Sun Fatzi picked his teeth and said to Monk Xiao: "Old Master Xiao, you have eaten and drank, if you have anything to say, you should hurry up and say it, don't wait until the strength of the two of us comes up, you won't be able to remember what you said when the time comes." ”
"What can I do, is to invite you two brothers out for a meal" When Monk Xiao spoke, he was still holding chopsticks in his hand, and when he saw that there was really nothing to eat on the table, he put down the chopsticks stupidly, then lit a cigarette, and after taking a puff, he looked at me and Sun Fatzi and smiled, and then said: "If there is something, there is really a small matter at a fixed point recently......"
"How about it, I'll just say that Old Master Xiao's meal can't be for nothing." Sun Fatzi smiled, then looked at Monk Xiao and said, "Say it, Old Master Xiao." But let's talk about it earlier. You just gave 500 yuan, and if you say more than that, we brothers can't do anything......"
"It's said that it's a small thing at no fixed point." Monk Xiao went around his scalp, as if he had something to say, but when the words came to his lips, he still didn't say anything because of something. After hesitating for a long time, he said, "I'll tell you about the specific things when I bring them......
What the hell happened to him, he originally thought that after this meal, Monk Xiao would take us to make money for him. But what he didn't expect was that in the end, he actually swallowed the words that were about to come out.
Although he didn't say it explicitly, Monk Xiao still said to me: "Little Razi, I have a small matter to do in a few days, if I haven't come back after seven days, you can go to this position to take this person, he knows that I am there, and he will take you to find me." Of course, whether you can find it depends on whether God can help or not, originally Sun Fatzi still wanted to escape a few words, but Monk Xiao temporarily changed his mind and refused to say anything......