Chen Pi came to the 'spirit' god and asked me what kind of evil god I was-

Seeing that he was drooling, I secretly regretted it, and I said, "Tangerine peel." I'm helping you, you're going to help you, after this is over, you're going to quit gambling, do you hear? ”

"Okay, what are you talking about?" Chen Pi said: "I just need to earn the bride price, slap the bride price on Lao Li's table, and take Cuicui away directly, and then I will live a good life." ”

I nodded: "This evil god is a Chinese god, and it is much safer and more reliable than your Southeast Asian imp." I remember that it was written in the book that as long as we were religious and careful in our offerings, there should be no problem. ”

"What the hell is it?" Chen Pi asked anxiously.

The book that Xie Ling gave me is in it, and I take it out from time to time to read, and the corners of the book are all rolled these days. I took out the book, flipped to a page and handed it to the tangerine peel. Chen Pi took it and looked at it. When I saw it, I smiled: "San'er, you open my heart." ”

I sank my face: "I don't believe it, I'm still taking risks." ”

"Don't, don't, I was wrong." Chen Pi hurriedly said to forgive.

No wonder he has this attitude, and there is a portrait painted on this page of the book, on which is a cute pig's head. It was dressed in tattered clothes, with its "chest" and "exposed" arms, and it held a charming girl in its hands. The underside of this painting. The mark made in traditional Chinese characters has three words written on it: Brother Pig God.

"Isn't this Zhu Bajie? Is this the evil god you want to invite? Chen Pi said.

I looked at the book and said, "You are wrong, this is Zhu Bajie and not Zhu Bajie." The so-called Pig God is the spirit of Marshal Tianpeng before he became a true god. Your gambling originally belongs to the 'door' and one of the eight major industries of the 'door', and you must not please be righteous. First, the righteous god can't bless this kind of partial 'door'? Second, he still thinks that you are insulting him, and it is even more troublesome. You can find some 'messy' little ghosts, we don't worry, this pig brother is good, looking at the pot-bellied poop, with a lovely smile. It's still the god of our native country. Be careful with the offerings, you should be fine. ”

Chen Pi rubbed his hands: "Okay." Okay, that's it. Don't say it, I'm related to pigs. Some pigs I had in my family a few years ago. All of them are 'fat', they are all my God of Wealth, and when I sell them during the New Year, the money is old. ”

I laughed and scolded, "You're a pig." ”

Chen Pi persuaded me, and he smiled happily, and he didn't reply when I scolded him.

"How can this pig brother god invite?" He asked.

I thought about it and said, "I'm not very good at this, I need to ask someone high." ”

I know a lot of people in the spell, especially the eight generals, these people are very capable, but you must know that I came to get out of the way, and they can scold me to death. Or don't touch this mold, I've already thought of a candidate, and he will definitely do it.

There was nothing wrong with the hospital, so we said a few words to Chen Pi's parents and said goodbye. I called Chen Pi to go with him to find this master.

We came to the fourth floor of a residential building on the rural-urban interface, and I wasn't sure if this person still lived here. After a moment's hesitation, he knocked on the 'door', but there was no sound for a while. I said to Chen Pi that he didn't look like he was at home.

Chen Pi was extremely disappointed.

At this time, the 'door' suddenly opened a crack, and inside it was black, and a face was pressed against the crack and asked, "Who?" ”

"Chen 'Yu' Zhen!" I say.

The 'door' opened, and there was a middle-aged man with a pimple and 'meat' on his face that was extremely ugly, it was Chen 'Yu' Zhen.

I haven't seen him for a few days, Master Chen 'Yu' Zhen is from Taiwan, a body of spells, but he eats a partial 'door' meal, once helped Huang Li to engage in Maoshan and Heshu, for the 'female' son to punish the negative man? Related stories are described in ゑゑゐ?。 Later, this old boy coveted my 'flesh' body, and as a result, he let the Northeast Xiaoxue in the eight generals clean up, and now he is much more honest.

Speaking in detail, he still owes me a personal favor, when it comes to the spell of fishing for the 'door', this old boy is an expert at one top one, and no one has his 'door' clear.

Chen 'Yu' Zhen saw me coming, as if there had never been a conflict between us, and said with a smile: "Xiao Luo! You're a rarity, come, come. ”

He was very enthusiastic and brought me and Chen Pi into the house.

I looked left and right, the layout of the home is still the same as before, antique and antique, but it looks very deserted, I asked: "No customers are here with you?" ”

"Hey, don't mention it," Chen 'Yu' Zhen said, "I was already packing my bags and preparing to leave the city, and there was a junior brother in Shenzhen who asked me to go over." Or the south is open-minded, so it's better to 'mix' it. The people in your circle are all masters, they are all upright men and gentlemen, and they don't even leave a way to live. ”

He complained like a child.

"I can't go on 'mixing', the eight will stare at me like a thief, and I can't go out to publicize, and business has been getting bleaker and bleaker recently. Xiao Luo, you are a nobleman, you have nothing to do but go to the Three Treasures Palace, what is the matter, say! For our 'friendship', I will definitely do it. "Chen 'jade' Zhen patted his 'chest'.

I scratched my head: "I don't know how to say this, it's a little hard to open my mouth." ”

Chen 'Yu' Zhen Duo 'Jing' is a person, looking at me and looking at Chen Pi again, he whispered: "Is it related to this person?" ”

I nodded.

Chen 'Yu' Zhen said: "Let's say what you have between us, I believe that Xiao Luo is a measured person." Of course, if the request is too much, I won't take the business if it's a big deal. ”

"That's right," I said, "my friend wants to play in the casino and make some extra money, I don't know if you have any spells here......"

"Hmm, hmm," Chen 'Yu' Zhen nodded, "That's it." Easy to do! I've done a lot in Taiwan. What do you call this friend? ”

Chen Pi was a little disgusted with him, Chen 'Yu' Zhen was too ugly and fierce, and gave a very bad first impression. Chen Pi said cautiously: "Don't have your surname Chen." ”

"Oh, it's my family." Chen 'Yu' Zhen said: "That's it, Xiao Chen, I'll draw a spell for you, boil water to drink before gambling, and I'll make sure you make a big profit in the market." ”

"How long will you keep this talisman?" I asked.

"Valid for an hour." Chen 'Yu' Zhen said confidently.

We looked at each other and shook our heads.

Chen 'Yu' Zhenhu wondered: "What are you going to do?" ”

"Is there a one-and-done one." I say.

The reason why I didn't mention Brother Pig God was because I wanted to see if there was a better way for this mage who had deviated from the 'door'. Chen 'Yu' Zhen Shen 'groaned': "If you want to win more and longer, I have a few ways here, one is to raise a little ghost." He paused, looked at our faces, and continued: "Second, please ask the gambler to come up? The third is to arrange the casino feng shui, this is troublesome, the asking price is also high, of course, the money between us is easy to say, if you need to arrange feng shui, I want to follow you to the casino to investigate secretly? Fourth, absorb material gas? Fifth, get married to a 'yin' and find a ghost bride? Sixth, please Brother Pig God ......"

Chen Pi couldn't hold his breath, and immediately said, "We want this pig god." ”

Chen 'Yu' Zhen smiled wryly: "Have you been prepared for a long time?" Xiao Luo, you are not authentic, I am your big brother after all, what is the matter, but it doesn't hurt to say it, you still want to test me just now? ”

I laughed and didn't say anything.

"You wait." Chen 'Yu' Zhen entered the inner room, and after a short time, he took out a half-meter-high wood carving. This is a cute and cute Zhu Bajie, wearing a pink dress, with an open chest and a 'exposed' bosom, Mimi smiled very cutely. It has two fat 'legs' and sits on an old-fashioned Taishi chair, holding a dice in its left hand and a bewitching 'woman' with its crisp shoulders in its right hand, and the 'woman' has a 'wave' smile on her face.

This statue is carved in an extremely fine way, a pig's head?' The women's demeanor is 'exquisite' and lifelike.

Chen 'Yu' Zhen put the statue on the table and wiped her sweat: "Xiao Luo, it's right for you to invite Brother Pig God." You mainland don't pay attention to this, in Taiwan, the eight major industries all worship Brother Pig. Especially the three major industries, the slaughtering industry? Gambling industry and 'sexual' industry. Of course, there are taboos here, if you kill pigs in this slaughterhouse, and worship the god of pig brother, it is a taboo. ”

"We want to invite Brother Pig God back, how can you pay this price?" I asked.

Chen 'Yu' Zhen said in a fake manner, "Our buddies and brothers don't talk about these coats," and he immediately added, "I must give you the lowest discount." ”

"Then there's a number." Chen Pi said.

Chen 'Yu' Zhen 'touched' 'touched' his chin, stomped his foot and said: "That's it, this pig god has not yet been opened, and there is no resident god inside, I will ask for the cost price of a statue, and you will give 3,000 yuan." In addition, I will help you to summon the gods and open the light, and you will give another 50,000 yuan for the opening fee, a total of 50,000 three. ”

"What's that?" Chen Pi's eyes widened: "I said this old brother, your mouth is too big, bigger than Zhu Bajie's mouth, one mouth is fifty-three thousand?!" ”

Chen 'Yu' Zhen said: "You are right, attract Brother Pig God, and you can help you win a lot of money." More than 50,000? Play baccarat 'touch' to blackjack, 50,000 yuan sprinkled water, lucky to win. It's really to let the horses run, and don't let the horses eat grass, gambling is not for nothing, you still want to pick up cheap, how can there be so many cheap things? 50,000 yuan I have already discounted a lot, taking into account the mainland's wage income and consumption level. In Taiwan, the big boss of the hotel asked me to open the light to Brother Pig, which is 100,000 a month. ”

I said, "Old Chen, if we cross the river with water thieves, you will make the dogs plan." This is not Taiwan, it is the ordinary urban and rural areas of the mainland, we don't play any baccarat lotto, don't make some useless, it is all bourgeois decadence and decline, we play a small mahjong here to fill in the big hole to the end. That's it, Lao Chen, they are all old friends, I also beg you to do this once, Brother Pig God doesn't need you to invite, we will come by ourselves, you can just sell this statue to us. ”

I remember that the book that solved the bell wrote the spell of the pig brother god, and I was eager to try, so I could go back and try it according to the gourd. The opening fee of 50,000 yuan is too much, none of us can afford it, it is better to come by ourselves, once invited, this money will be saved.

I rubbed my lips back and forth with Chen Pi and Chen 'Yu' Zhen, and finally bought this statue of Brother Pig God for 1,500 yuan. Giant Island Ping Pong Death.

Chen 'Yu' Zhen said: "I am a particular person, although I let you take advantage of the sky, but I still want to tell you about the many taboos of Brother Pig, don't blame me if something happens, and it will be too late to regret it." ”

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