Chapter 25: The Morgue
If people are unlucky, they can even fart and hit their heels. What the is this called? Don't blow it up when it's time to blow it, and drop the chain at the critical moment. I'm so angry that I even have the heart to die.
The werewolf in front of me, I have no strength to resist at all. Now it's like this, and if you continue to fight hard, it is estimated that you will have to take your life; Not to mention the back, if you jump, you have to fall to your death. For a time, he was in a dilemma.
Just as I was hesitating, a werewolf turned into a wolf and rushed towards me. I can't help it, I have to fight with my back! No, it's a fight against the sea. Handle the sapper shovel, and you are ready to greet it.
The werewolf came with such speed that it seemed to swallow me in its stomach. As it approached me, I saw the right moment and flashed. It was defenseless, and it couldn't stop in the air. He rushed out of the cave and fell off the cliff with a scream.
I said in my heart: "Brother wolf, I'm sorry, 'soldiers don't get tired of cheating', this is the wisdom of human beings." ”
When the werewolves saw that they had lost a companion, they were immediately furious. The leader yelled, as if he was giving orders. Suddenly, the whole pack of wolves was excited, as if they were about to attack us.
I could clearly see that the biggest wolf stepped on the ** I threw over. Immediately afterward, we heard a "boom", and a wave of fire rushed towards us. Lisa and I turned around and tried to escape, but the speed of the tongue of fire was too fast, and the wave of qi that pushed us out of the cave at once.
Lisa and I flew out of the cave a few meters together, spun around the air a few times, and eventually fell into the sea. About a second or two after falling into the water, I hit my head on a hard object and lost consciousness......
When I woke up, I found myself lying in a room by the window. The scenery outside the window is quite good, so I glanced around, and there was no one.
It's white all around, and judging by the bed and the things around it, it should be in the hospital. I was just about to move, but I noticed that I still had a hanging bottle in my hand and an oxygen mask on my face. Where is this? How did I end up here? What about Lisa Wu?
Thinking of these three questions, I couldn't stay any longer, so I quickly pressed the call button at the head of the bed. However, after waiting for a few minutes, there was no movement, and no nurse walked in. I pulled out the hanging bottle and oxygen inhaler, and struggled to get up. I secretly scolded this dog (day) for such a poor hospital service, even if the patient died, he didn't know.
When I got up, I realized that I was now wrapped like a mummy. The arms, legs, body, and even the head were covered with white gauze, and blood oozed from several places. I touched it up and down, and the whole person was exposed, only the eyes, nose and mouth were exposed.
I looked around and found it strange in this room. I don't know why, I'm the only one in this room.
This is strange: if it is a hospital, why am I the only one in the room? What about the others? Even if the doctors and nurses are busy, there should be patients, and this is not an intensive care unit. Strangely, my eyes fell on the surrounding beds. If you look closely, it's not a bed, it's a surgical cart. It seems that there is a person lying on each bed. However, it's all covered with a white cloth!
My scalp went numb all of a sudden! Could it be that this is a morgue?! I'm already dead? Or am I being put here like a dead man?
I couldn't help but want to lift the white cloth on the bed and see if there was a person underneath. After taking a look, it's daytime, and it should be fine. He cautiously walked to one of the surgical carts and slowly reached for the white cloth.
As soon as he opened it, he screamed in fright, "Mom! He sat down on the ground.
This dead man was terrible: his face was as white as earth, his eyes were wide open, his mouth was wide open, and he was bleeding!
If we were prepared for anything, we almost were scared to defecate when we saw this face suddenly. Luckily, it was during the day, but if it was night, I would have to be scared to death.
At this moment, the "person" on another cart behind him, wearing a white cloth, sat up at once!
I screamed "Ah~" in fright.
Unexpectedly, the other party looked at me and shouted "Ah~!" with his mouth open! ”
I was "ahh You pretend to be a ghost in broad daylight, and do you die? ”
As soon as the old ghost heard that it was me, he quickly stopped "ah" and said, ", is it you?" I thought it was a scam of a corpse! Scared the hell out of me~"
The old ghost slapped his chest twice as he spoke, and stepped out of the "bed". Then, looking at me curiously, he asked, "Why did you wake up?" ”
When I heard this, I immediately became angry and scolded, "You want me to never wake up, do you?" ”
The old ghost hurriedly changed his words: "No, no, I didn't expect you to wake up, you have been lying here for more than three weeks." ”
"What?" I was startled when I heard this, and quickly asked, "Didn't Lisa and I just get sprayed out of the cave by the explosion of air?" ”
"Oh, my host, you've been lying here for almost a month!" The old ghost said.
"Fuck your shit!" I yelled, "In broad daylight,." ”
"I don't believe you look at your watch yourself!" The old ghost threw my watch at me.
I looked at my watch, and it was really almost a month since we were in the cave. Strange, not just and Lisa is still ...... As soon as I thought of this, I immediately asked the old ghost, "What about Lisa?" ”
As soon as the old ghost saw my reaction, he immediately said sourly: "Yo, yo, look at what worries you!" Who is she? ”
"What the are you talking about?" I kicked him and asked, "What about her?" ”
"I'm going to buy food!" The old ghost rubbed his legs and said, "It's still provocative to hurt like this, if it weren't for the fact that you were injured, Lao Tzu would have beaten your out for you!" ”
"Fuck your uncle! Why do you sleep on it with a white cloth in broad daylight? I asked.
"Not because of you?" The old ghost said aggrievedly, "Lao Tzu gave you a vigil last night, and I was sleepy!" I slept for a while, and in broad daylight, I felt dazzling, so I blocked it with a cloth. ”
"Then how the put me with these dead people?" I asked angrily.
The old ghost scratched his head and said, "The hospital beds are really tight, and we have almost spent the money on us. How realistic is the hospital, who will let you live if you don't have money? Seeing that you were out of danger again, I arranged you in the corridor and let you be discharged from the hospital quickly. Lisa and I saw that you weren't awake, how dare you be discharged from the hospital? I just want to find you a quiet place. Seeing that it was quiet, he came in. ”
"Fart! Isn't there anyone here? I asked.
"The fat pig in the morgue, Adams sent him away with a pizza and hot coffee every day. He also said that he could live as long as he wanted. No, let's get Adams to find someone and sell a few things we brought out. ”
As soon as I heard it, this qiē seemed reasonable, so I didn't ask any more questions.
I suddenly felt my stomach suffocating, so I asked the old ghost where the toilet was, and was going to go to the bathroom. But as soon as he pushed the door, he pretended to be full of Lisa who walked in. She didn't even look at me, and cried out:
"Damn, it's a corpse!"