Chapter 134: The Court of Madness
No sooner had the metal railing been lowered than a tomato was directed towards Frankimir.
Frank Miir dodged the tomato and was not hit.
But Kafka was not so lucky, because the view was completely obscured by Franky Mir, when the tomato appeared in front of his eyes, he had no time to dodge, and smashed right on Kafka's fat face impartially.
Kafka was furious, and he wanted to jump out immediately and teach the thugs a good lesson. But everyone here seems to be an unbearable thug.
No matter how capable he is, he can't deal with so many thugs.
What's more, there are many guys who are more like fat pigs than Kafka, and they really look like a milk compatriot.
Kafka knew very well that such recklessness would not bring him any good. Although he is a low-faith guy, he is not an idiot who does not know how to judge the situation.
Kafka, who has a doctorate in biology, is not stupid at all, even though he cannot show his intelligence in size.
Kafka cleaned the red sand kernel of his face, and said helplessly to Frankimir: "Is this place a courtroom or a mental hospital?" ”
Frankimir dodged a rotten egg and said, "If you want to listen to me, I think everyone here is mentally ill." ”
Soon the rain of bullets consisting of tomatoes, eggs and bananas made Frankmir and Kafka unavoidable and unavoidable.
can only use helpless eyes, expressing strong dissatisfaction and silent protest.
In their opinion, it seems that every person here has the same distinction between right and wrong.
"Silence! Quiet! Now for the prosecution's lawyers, please present the case! The noise seemed to wake up the sleepy-eyed red-robed ** officer, and he began to shout at the top of his voice.
"Dear Judge, you are so merciful and impartial, and jealous as hatred...... Also, jurors...... "The prosecution's lawyer walked out of the plaintiff's dock and began to prepare his case. His eyes were red. His face is very white, he wears a black tuxedo, and he looks a lot like a masochist in a movie.
There was an uproar in the audience, interrupting the prosecution's lawyers.
"Silence! Quiet! Please continue. The red-robed ** official said while tapping the little golden mallet.
The lawyer used the slightest emotionless language. While looking at the appeal petition in his hand, he said in a straight voice: "We came to this world to make ourselves erudite and sophisticated, not to be traitors. Heaven and Heavens are going up and down to use us as torches. Not to illuminate yourself, but to shine on the world......"
Kafka muttered in a low voice: "What is he doing, giving the inaugural speech of the President of the United States?" ”
Frankimir shrugged his shoulders and looked very useless, and from the moment he came here, he felt as if he were watching a mime by Chaplin. No wonder so many scholars always stand up and criticize Chaplin reaction, which is really too reactionary.
Fortunately, the prosecution lawyer's voice was loud, Kafka's voice was very low, and the little demon behind him didn't seem to hear Kafka's voice.
Just listen to the prosecution's lawyer continue: "The charges against the suspect. As you have heard, robbery, arson, murder, possession of firearms, ......"
"Guilty!" The red-robed ** officer didn't wait for the prosecution lawyer to finish speaking, and then rushed to say.
“…… But, my Lord, I'm not done. The prosecution's lawyer said.
"I mean you're guilty!" The red-robed ** officer added.
"But Your Excellency...... I am the prosecution lawyer. The prosecution's lawyer tried to explain.
"Are you sure? I look at you like you're guilty. The red-robed ** officer struck the small golden mallet twice.
"Yes! Judge, I'm pretty sure I'm a lawyer, I'm the prosecution's lawyer, I'm the plaintiff's agent. The lawyer seemed to emphasize.
"Alright! I declare you guilty. Tomorrow I will go to the judge and pay a bail of 1,000 taels of silver, otherwise I will sign an arrest warrant. Formally arrest you. ”
"But, Your Excellency, ......"
"Nothing good! Next, who was robbed? The red-robed ** official held up the reading glasses on the bridge of his nose and asked himself.
"It's me, beloved Judge! They robbed me. Said the silver-haired old man who was robbed by Kafka in the plaintiff's seat.
"Who are you?" The red-robed judge asked.
"I am a member of the Consultative Council. At the same time, he is also a person who is a red flag. I am an aristocrat, an aristocrat who advocates democracy. I've been to congressional debates with you, and I don't know if you can remember. The silver-haired old man got up and said, he wanted to win the sympathy of the current ** official as much as possible.
"Are you suspecting that I have a bad memory? And think I'm going to give you the green light? I am a strict judge who is never driven by any interests. I have always been dedicated to serving the people and doing things impartially. I will not accept any form of bribe, and do not try to get any advantage from me. I think you're contempting the courts! The red-robed ** official said, and he put down the small golden mallet in his hand.
"Dear judge, I have no such intentions, and I beg your pardon for my presumptuousness. I'm just an innocent and pitiful victim. The silver-haired old man said.
"How did they rob you?" **The officer asked.
"The fat man pointed a gun at me and robbed me of everything of value."
"Why didn't they shoot you?"
"Huh?" The silver-haired old man didn't seem to understand at all.
"Yes, I declare guilty." The red-robed ** officer continued.
"Yes, Your Excellency, you are very wise."
"You come to the judge tomorrow and pay a bail of two thousand taels of silver, otherwise I will sign an arrest warrant and formally arrest you."
"Ahh But Judge, I am the plaintiff. ”
"You look like you're guilty. Jury: What do you think? The red-robed officer turned his face to the members of the jury and asked.
"Your Excellency, we think we should have given him a shot at that time." A juror said.
"Okay, next, is it arson written here? It's ugly. Where did they set the fire? The red-robed ** officer asked.
"Oh! Your Excellency, they burned my Fenglaiyi. Sister Yao immediately got up and said, but not a single tear came out of the corners of her bewitching and debauched eyes.
"Guilty!" The red-robed ** official said without thinking about it.
"Thank you, Judge!" Sister Yao bowed politely and deeply.
"Tomorrow I will pay a bail of three thousand taels of silver according to the judge, otherwise I will arrest all the girls in Feng Laiyi, I think you know that my house is very large." The red-robed ** official swallowed a mouthful of spit.
"They burned my Fenglaiyi! I am the victim. Sister Yao inexplicably excused.
"You seem to make people want to sin, so you must be a guilty person. If they set it on fire, why don't you soak your pee to put it out. The red-robed ** officer took a deep breath.
"Huh?" Sister Yao was speechless.
"I mean, if you don't wear pants, you can." The red-robed ** official pursed his wrinkled and shriveled old lips.
Sister Yao, who always talks about "Fa ......", has now become short of words, and she doesn't know what else she can say.
"What did the jury say?" The red-robed ** officer asked.
"Your Excellency, we're just thinking that you're afraid you'll hurt yourself with so many girls. It is our fervent hope that we will have our share in this. ”
"I don't think there's room to think about this kind of thing. Pay the money or take someone, you can do it yourself. The red-robed ** officer said.
Sister Yao looked at the ** official helplessly, and couldn't say a word. (To be continued.) )