Chapter 1: The Legendary Fan Meow

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"Isn't it? Boss, you actually ran away from home?! On the side of the street, a fat man's shout attracted the attention of passers-by.

On the opposite side of the fat man, Ding Xi lazily leaned against the tree on the side of the road, frowned, and said a little unpleasantly: "You be quiet, save electricity." ”

"Excited, excited." The fat man laughed twice, looking lewd, "I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it at all." Boss, you, a dead house that hasn't been out for 10,000 years, will you run away from home? ”

Ding Xi picked out his ears, flicked his nails to the side, and sighed, "I can't stay at home anymore." Fan Meow will come back from studying abroad next week. ”

"Fan Meow?" Hearing this name, the fat man subconsciously clamped his legs and reached out to grab the belt, "When I was a child, I took off our pants and looked at it with a magnifying glass?" ”

Ding Xi almost hit his head on the tree, and glanced at the fat man depressedly, "I said, can you not mention this stubble?" ”

The fat man nodded hurriedly and changed his words: "Is it the Fan Meow who took a bath together when we were a child and dragged our little ** to tie a bow?" ”

Ding Xi was not bad at all this time, he hit his head on the tree, rubbed his head and looked at the fat man with great resentment, "You did it on purpose, right?" ”

The fat man's head shook like a rattle, his fat face was so white that there was no blood, and the tragic memories of the past surged from the corner of memory like dog pee moss after the rain, "I'm strangling, four years have passed so fast?" ”

Ding Xi looked up at the sky at the legendary 135-degree angle, with tears in his eyes, "Yes, happy times always pass quickly." ”

The fat man put one hand on Ding Xi's shoulder, staring at Ding Xi with an extremely firm gaze, "Boss, I have decided to run away from home with you!" ”

In this way, Ding Xi and the fat man looked at each other for a while, and Ding Xi suddenly hugged the fat man and cried, "Fat man, it's really a brother!" Dude, I don't have a way to survive this time except counting on you! ”

"Yes, I can totally understand your feelings." The fat man also hugged Ding Xi with tears in his eyes and patted Ding Xi's back with his hand.

"You don't understand, you can't understand this desperation." Ding Xi cried even more sadly, "Aunt Li came to my house last night. ”

"Aunt Li? Fan Meow's mother? ”

Ding Xi wiped his snot and nodded, "My mother actually discussed with Aunt Li and asked me to marry Fan Meow!! Fatty, you don't know what the temper of those two old antiques in our family is, and you also know what kind of friendship our family has with Uncle Fan and their family, once this matter is discussed, it will definitely not run away!! ”

"That's ......" The fat man didn't react at all, just nodded subconsciously. grew up together since childhood, and the temper of the two elders of Ding Xi's family is almost as familiar as his parents. The relationship between Ding Xi and Fan Meow's family, when he was a child, the fat man listened to the adults of the two families. Ding Xi's Laozi Ding Yi's old lady Tang Chunli and Fan Meow's Laozi Fan Buzhao and Li Simei were professional players together when they were young, and they also took another little girl who later married abroad, and the five of them lived together in a three-bedroom living room for nearly two years. Eat in a basin, and eat in a toilet. The revolutionary friendship was not an ordinary firmness. Except for the youngest girl who was abducted by a rich foreigner in the end, the remaining two pairs just got together in such a revolutionary friendship.

Speaking of which, the second elder of the fat man's family met Ding Xi and the second elder of Fan Meow's family after that.

The fat man nodded thoughtfully, "If your mother and Fan Meow's mother discuss something together, it will definitely not run away." After shaking his head, the fat man finally reacted a little, and looked at Ding Xi with an extremely puzzled expression, "Wait, what did you just say?" What did your mother discuss with Fan Meow's mother? ”

"Let me marry Fan Meow......" Ding Xi was extremely resentful. The air around him seemed to begin to solidify, and the fat man didn't make any sound, until after a while, a very subtle, almost completely inaudible "snort" appeared, and then in just a few seconds, the "snort" sound went from low to high, and finally turned into a completely unbearable laugh, the fat man hugged the tree next to him and smiled forward and backward and jumped up and down. That's called a showmanship......

Ding Xi, who was laughing, was stunned, and Ding Xi, who finally reacted, kicked the fat man's ass and yelled: "Laugh? Laughing at your sister?! ”

"No, Boss, you listen to me...... Hahaha...... "The fat man tried hard to speak, but when he turned around and saw Ding Xi's face, he couldn't help laughing again, and he couldn't stop at all, and the tree on the side of the road suddenly said that his small body was under a lot of pressure under the fat man's weight of more than two hundred and fifty pounds.

It wasn't until Ding Xi kicked the fat man's ass fifty or sixty kicks plus twenty-seven sets of combination punches, and even the children watching the excitement couldn't help but come up and grab the soft buttocks twice, and the fat man finally could barely speak clearly. While taking the opportunity to gasp for breath to supplement the lack of oxygen from Yan zhòng, who had laughed too much just now, while still sneering from time to time, the fat man rubbed his ass with one hand, and waved at Ding Xi with the other, "Boss, I really don't want to laugh, but I just can't help it!" Marry Fan Meow? Hahahaha...... "Speaking of this, the fat man couldn't help but hug the tree and laugh again, this time more thoroughly, he sat on the ground with a straight laugh, and shook and shook the trunk of the tree that had been ravaged with both hands.

Looking at the fat man who was laughing more and more, Ding Xi finally despaired, and sat on the ground decadently against another tree, "Laugh, I knew you could laugh before I said it." Anyway, I have to marry a woman like Fan Meow, and it is nothing if another brother like you betrays me. ”

"Don't, boss......" The fat man tried to hold back his laughter and said intermittently, "Haven't we already run away from home?" Not so much to do. Rest assured. ”

Ding Xi glanced at the fat man, pinned his head to the side, and said such things while holding back a smile, which looked even more annoying.

After more than an hour, the fat man finally stopped, and after laughing for so long, the fat man looked like he had been raped by dozens of women who had been hungry and thirsty for decades, and sat on the ground with a tree trunk in his arms. "What? Can't laugh anymore? ”

The fat man waved his hand, and it seemed that it was difficult to speak. Ding Xi went to the side and bought a bottle of water for the fat man to drink, and the fat man barely got better. With a little accumulated strength, the fat man shook the mineral water bottle at Ding Xi, "Boss, thank you." ”

Ding Xi glanced at him again, and the fat man laughed for so long, Ding Xi held his breath. After resting for more than ten minutes, the fat man finally got up, touched his body up and down, and stretched out his hand in front of Ding Xi, "Boss, I'm in a hurry to go out this time, and I don't know if there is anything else going on, so I didn't have much money on me, just more than one hundred and sixty." Boss, do you take it to the rescue first? ”

Ding Xi was stunned for a moment, "What do you mean?" ”

"No......" the fat man looked a little embarrassed, "Boss, aren't you going to run away from home?" It's always good to have a little more money on you, right? ”

That's right. But what are you giving me the money for? You don't use it yourself? ”

The fat man touched the back of his head and became more and more supportive, "That, boss, I'm still very confident in my body and appearance, even if Fan Meow is blind, he won't fall in love with me, right?" So, I thought about it, and I didn't think I had to run away from home......"

"You, you ......" Ding Xi stretched out his hand and pointed at the fat man, and he couldn't find the right words to spit on the fat man's shamelessness.

The fat man consciously stuffed the money into Ding Xi's pocket, pretending to take care of himself and helping Ding Xi pay attention, "Boss, are you planning to go somewhere else?" Or do you want to find a place to hide here for a while? The fat man also knew that Ding Xi would definitely not be able to talk, so he went on and said, "You are not prepared for your appearance, right?" Even if you want to go somewhere else, you have to be prepared. I think let's find a place to hide here for a while, and then let's go. During this time, I dare not say more, I can still help you get a few thousand dollars. ”

"Find a place to stay first. My family is definitely not going to work. If you want to run away from home, your mother will be the first to call Fan Meow's mother, and your father will definitely go to my house first. If you are a hotel, you don't have enough money, right? Why don't we go and see if we can rent a house? The fat man peeked at Ding Xi's expression and continued: "I remember that there is a labor market around here, right? The bulletin board in front of the door is plastered with various small advertisements for recruitment and shared housing all year round, so let's go there first? ”

Seeing that Ding Xi didn't object, the fat man stretched out his hand and pulled Ding Xi up, "Boss, the festival is changing, and life is unsatisfactory." Besides, it's just your mother discussing with Fan Meow's mother. Fan Meow herself may not be ......" Seeing Ding Xi's murderous gaze, the fat man slapped himself fiercely, "I forgot about that stubble, when I didn't say anything." ”

Since the second year of junior high school, Fan Meow has written love letters to Ding Xi, and for this, Ding Yi and Fan Buzhao have also been called to school. As a result, after listening to the teacher, not only did the two not object, but they also went to have a drink together after coming out of school. After that, Fan Meow became more and more intense. Under the arrangement of the two adults, after graduating from junior high school, the two went to the same high school again, if it weren't for Fan Meow's college entrance examination failure, there was no way to go abroad to mix foreign diplomas, it is estimated that Ding Xi is still living under Fan Meow's ghost.

However, even so, Ding Xi did not fall well. Before Fan Meow went abroad, Ding Xi was taken all the way from home by Ding Yi and Tang Chunli to the airport to send Fan Meow off, and then in the airport waiting hall, under the wide view of the hall, in front of the four parents of both sides, Fan Meow was very domineering and plundered Ding Xi's pure first kiss. and threatened to make up for the rest after returning home.

How can this make Ding Xiqing embarrassed!!

When I arrived at the door of the labor market, sure enough, there were all kinds of small advertisements on the notice board, densely layered and dazzling. The fat man is now an outsider, and he shakes his hands lightly, but he is at ease. looked at the small advertisement and kept chattering in Ding Xi's ear, "Hey, what do you think of this?" Two bedrooms and one living room, monthly rent of 800. ”

"Huh? It doesn't seem to be enough money. So what do you think about this? Single room rental, only 15 a month. ”

"What? Are there no buses in the suburbs? It's also true, the location is too far away. Then how about this, the beauty recruits a shared house. ”

"Yes, don't nod your head, there's still a line of small print at the back, as long as the female roommate. Changing your personality costs you more, so forget it. ”

"This ...... No, it's too expensive. ”

"This ...... No, it's too unsafe for five people to live together......"

The fat man stuck to the notice board and looked for it line by line. Ding Xi didn't have much hope of finding a suitable house in this kind of place, but he was standing behind and scanning the notice board, and suddenly a small piece of paper the size of a palm in the corner attracted Ding Xi's attention, "Hey, fat." ”

"Don't worry, I'm looking for it." The fat man was still looking intently on the notice board.

"Don't look for it yet, can you help me see what is written on that little piece of paper in the lower right corner?"

The fat man glanced at it out of the corner of his eye and waved his hand, "Didn't you read the title above?" Recruit. ”

"I can clearly see that it's recruitment, and if you look at the content in it, it's ...... Online game studios? ”

"What?" The fat man was stunned for a moment, leaned over and looked, "Sure enough, it's an online game studio recruiting." Food, housing, including game fees, no base salary, commissions, and bonuses. After looking at it carefully, a puzzled look appeared on the fat man's face again, "Pastoral Studio? I've never heard of such an online game studio in our city. ”

"Maybe it's new?" Ding Xi also had some doubts on his face, this online game studio was indeed the first time he had heard of it.

"Go see? Even if you have food, shelter and games, it's good to go there and hide for a while. It doesn't matter if you want to leave directly, it's convenient. ”

"Hmm." Ding Xi nodded, "Look at the address." ”

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