chapter.27 A day for Nangong Hiiragi and the battle maid! (Above)

So, let's start training!

"I've asked you, but don't look like an inferior creature, hurry up and use your pig brain to construct language, and tell me the method you said before."

"Personally, I like maids very much, but Miss Nabe should not make the image of a maid so bad. As a beauty, shouldn't you be reserved? Forget it, in that case, let's get straight to the point. ”

"Before I get into the main topic, I want to remind you that humans, apart from Ainz and the other adults, you don't even have the qualifications to be pets."

That's why when the Virtuous King of the Forest, that is, Kurasuke, became Ainz's pet, he was opposed (envied) by a group of maids......

Nabei is still as poisonous as ever, especially when the two of them are alone, it is more serious, could it be tsundere? Hacked?

This is the end of the joke, Hiiragi is now fighting with the beautiful maid Nabelal. Miss Gamma is absolutely alone in the middle of nowhere.

Ainz goes to the Adventurer's Guild to negotiate with the union, while Nagi goes to buy a new costume.

In order not to be discovered by ordinary people, Hiiragi and Nabe also went to the most dangerous area near Lantil to train, anyway, the monster is like an ant in the eyes of both of them.

No, no, Hiiragi is also like an ant in Nabe's eyes......

However, Hiiragi is neither Nabe's enemy nor Nabe's ally, but Nabe's teacher.

In order to have a good relationship with Nabe before, or to establish a 'good relationship alliance', Hiiragi tricked Nabe through various languages.

Essentially. All the people in the Great Tomb of Nazaric admired Ainz as the only supreme being. It is also a matter of course to want to be favored.

Nabe served as one of the maids of the Great Tomb of Nassarik. It is also her duty to serve her master and make her master happy.

Standing on a slightly higher stone, only in this way can there be the majesty of a teacher.

Hiiragi also crossed his hands on his hips, looked down at Nabei, who had changed into a light costume below, and sorted out the words in his mind.

"The so-called maid, the main element is 'cute'! It's better to say that the maid is made of 'moe'! If the maid is not cute, its meaning of existence is equivalent to being denied! Of course, this cute covers a lot of ranges, including'Tsundere cute', 'Queen cute', 'Black belly', 'Poisonous tongue' and the like. Although Miss Nabe also has a cute element, it lacks some more dokidoki feeling and technique. ”

“dokidoki? What is that. An ancient mantra? Don't give me nonsense here, come to the front and say it. The terrain here is valley and there is a waterfall nearby, so far away, some of your voice is drowned out by other sounds. ”

Nabe said this meticulously, and Hiiragi sighed as well, and got down from the stone and walked in front of Nabe.

It's about fifteen minutes from the town of Lantier.

The surroundings are beautiful and full of green vegetation.

The fresh air is very relaxing, but in fact it is inhabited by many man-eating monsters.

These monsters are said to hide in the dense bushes, and they like to be seen when adventurers or caravans pass by. Attack from below, or create traps to harm humanity.

Not far behind him is a waterfall. The clear water of the lake falls from a high place, laps against the stones, and turns into white splashes.

The river below is like boiling water, and the sound of the water is like a cascading wave surging onto the shore.

In such an environment, the two of them began to train.

The prelude is somewhat dull, but this one is also a fun start.

Hiiragi is the first time to teach others this knowledge.,After all, not everyone can Amway.,What's more, the object still hates the existence of human beings very much.。

If you don't want to learn because it's human knowledge, Hiiragi can't do anything.

"At least try it."

Even if the hard work may not be successful, it would be good to let this Miss Nabe know about the otaku.

It's true that Nabe has some absolute 'cute' attributes for special people, but her owner, Ainzi, is not that kind of person.

Anz was originally an office worker, so she likes to be considerate more than queens, right?

"All in all, if you want to be a good maid and get praise and love from Ainz, the first thing to change is the way you say it."

"What's wrong with the way you speak? Do you want me to be polite to stinking humans like you? No kidding, I'll always be the only one who has my master. ”

"It's really a bit tricky, since it's not far away to change the way you say it, let's start by learning special services."

Special Services –

In the maid café, there are occasional maids who provide services such as 'delicious magic'.

Not only in Japan, but with the globalization of two-dimensional culture, maid cafes in various countries have such services, and there are also such services in "Grandma Maid Cafe......

Back in the present, Hiiragi also thinks that Nabe wants to have a good relationship with Ainz if she wants to get as close to the maid as possible in the real world.

Hiiragi doesn't know if Ainz has ever been to a maid café, but most men can't refuse such a cute maid!

In this way, Hiiragi also used the stone he was standing on as a table, and placed the round stones around him as a dish.

As for what kind of food it is, think of it as omelet rice, chocolate cake, and lasagna.

"Miss Nabe, what do you think is the duty of a maid?"

"Take care of Lord Ainz, clean up the Great Tomb of Nazarik, follow the arrangement, destroy the enemy, and trample the humans to death."

“…… The previous ones are all correct, but the last speech is a little subtle, and the maid doesn't have that kind of duty. Anyway, in my world, the world where Ainz was originally from...... Not?! What for?! ”

"That's stupid, don't call Lord Ainz by his name. Now that Master Ainz is away, I won't let you be so rude. ”

The knife that Nabe pulled out was held on his neck. Hiiragi also looked helpless.

"In my world. And the world of Lord Ainz...... Not?! What for?! ”

"Is Lord Ainz a lowly creature like you casually called?"

This maid. Super troublesome!

With a look of disgust, Hiiragi also placed his hand on Nabe's blade.

"Do you want to have a good relationship with Lord Ainz anymore, I'm not joking."

"Hmph, let's not take this as an example."

"In the original world, the maids there used magic when serving meals."

"Using magic? The magic that makes meals tastier? Or ......"

Nabe, who had put away the blade, raised her right hand instead, and thunder and lightning were running around it.

"Don't use high-level magic here! The magic in my mouth is not the magic you imagined. ”

This sentence made Nabei show a rather puzzled expression, after all, in her cognition. Magic is magic, and there is no magic that is not magic.

Seeing Nabe put away her hand, Hiiragi also pointed to the round stone that had been placed on top of the stone earlier.

"Let's think those round stones are omelet rice."

"Omurice?"

Nabe looked at the round stone in front of her and continued

"Do you want to make Warcraft's eggs mixed with Sirias's spices?"

"I don't understand it, but it's very powerful."

"Is your brain full of shit?"

“…… Anyway, this is completely different from what you think, not to tell you how to make omelet rice, but to tell the maid's special magic applied to omelet rice. ”

"Maid's magic? What is the order? ”

The things that the two of them were thinking about were not together at all, which made Hiiragi a little troubled.

It's just that this situation is also very normal, after all, Nabei doesn't understand the real world at all.

No, no, no, as NPCs created by players, they really don't understand at all?

Or after changing from an NPC to a self-aware being? It's just inherited the original setting and body values, and doesn't inherit other information.

That's what I said. It's really impossible for a maker to write special data into an NPC, after all, there are only a few actions that a server can make a character perform.

In fact, stealth games are games after all, and even if players can move freely in the game world, it is impossible to exceed the limits of the system.

Every action is made by a huge server through data, which is also something that everyone knows.

However, when it comes to life together, it's a completely different story.

"It's not magic as you think it is, it's just a way to describe it, to be specific......"

Hiiragi also walked over to the stone and took a deep breath.

Recall the maid's words, 'Moe, moe, let's be delicious!' 'I'm a little ashamed, how can I show it to this maid.'

"What's wrong human, suddenly stopped his movements."

"Ahaha, I should say that, this method is somewhat difficult, and it is not so easy to do."

"Then try it, I didn't waste my time here with you."

With that, Nabe put her hand on her saber and drew it if Hiiragi didn't continue.

"Wait, please wait a minute, I understand, I'll do it now."

"Humans would be happy with the maid's actions?"

Without answering Nabe's question, Hiiragi also looked at the round stone in front of him.

It's okay, just treat it as an omelet rice.

Standing by the stone, his hands clasped together in the shape of a loving heart, his body twisted.

"Moe, moe, let's get delicious!"

It emitted an invisible light against the stone......

“……………………”

"What are you talking about!!!"

“……………………”

"Don't look at me like that...... This was originally the basis of the maid's! ”

“……………………”

I was mocked in the form of facial paralysis without expression.

Shame on you! I don't want to live anymore! How those maid girls did it!

"Are you stupid?"

“…… Hahu~ Listen to Miss Nabe, this is some of the skills and knowledge that a maid needs, and there are other means to follow. Changing names, dressing, putting on glasses, etc., let me elaborate. ”

Even after being mocked with a blank face, Hiiragi still intends to continue.

If Nabei curries favor with Ainz through these means, Nabei will definitely change her opinion of herself.

As the saying goes, if you endure for a while, you will get long-term affection.

Next, Hiiragi also told Nabe what the maid girls in the maid café often do.

Nabe understood something, and of course there were some things that she didn't understand at all.

If you want to talk about the result, with Nabe's learning ability, she has completely mastered what Hiiragi gave her, as for using it......

"Sure enough, you humans are pretty stupid creatures who can curry favor with those idiotic behaviors? Or even get closer? ”

"It's not that exaggerated, but it definitely works, I can guarantee that."

"You're still worried about your life, and if it doesn't work, I'll crush your head."

"Trust me, Lord Ainz will definitely make a difference to you."

Judging from Nabei's statement, Hiiragi is also convinced that she will take corresponding action.

That being the case, it proves that Nabe has not completely ignored her own 'teachings'.

Turning, Nabe looked at the sky above her.

"It's not early, Lord Ainz should be done, and he must go back to meet Lord Ainz before he can go."

"Oh, wait for me."

All that had to be said had been said, and the practice was over, and Hiiragi followed in the footsteps of Nabe, who had left the place.

The two men returned the way they came, and as long as they crossed the forest, they could see the carriage parked there.

Walking on the forest path he had just walked, Hiiragi noticed that the surroundings had become unusually quiet, and the sound of wind and grass seemed to have disappeared.

"Hey ......"

At the same time as Nabe's voice was heard, Hiiragi also fell to the ground.

Not to fall to the ground, to be exact, but to fall into the hole that was dug out.

As she fell, when she tried to grab the branches and weeds around her, Nabe grabbed the hem of her clothes with one hand.

She looked at Hiiragi with the eyes of a bug, and then her gaze fell on her surroundings.

"The battle was so strong before, why did you fall into such an idiot's trap, are you an idiot?"

"Whew!"

Nabe lifted up and thrown aside, Hiiragi also stood up with the trunk of the tree.

While saying that she was an idiot while saving herself, Nabe was also a little tsundere.

When Hiiragi thought of this, the bushes around him began to shake and make a sound of squirming.

This is the monster that I heard about lurking here.

Walking to the edge of the trap that I had almost fallen down just now, there were sharpened bamboos and sticks underneath.

Even with the ability to save money, Hiiragi doesn't want to die in such a place.

"A bunch of dead trash, preventing me from meeting with Lord Ainz."

A magic circle emerged from his right hand, flames and ice intertwined.

"Quack!!!!

The monsters that emerged from the bushes were strange mixtures of snakes and wolves, their skin the color of their surroundings.

Part of it attacks from the front, part of it from underground.

"Don't blame me for your death, human." (To be continued.) )