Chapter 3 One-Night Stand Expert (Asking for a Red Ticket)
Taste?
The so-called fun can be a candlelight dinner for an old couple and wife in the middle of the night, or it can be the seductive dance of a woman swaying and seductive parts in the big bed at home, which is originally different from person to person. Perhaps Xu Qinglou at this moment should think of the pleasure as a mutual temptation between the two spies, wanting to use all kinds of provocative words and physical expressions to get the information he wants.
Why do you say teasing?
Because he had just sat back in his seat, Xu Qinglou was feeling that something seemed to be rubbing his legs under the table, if he guessed correctly, it should be the two white long legs that this beauty had shown in front of everyone.
Xu Qinglou must admit that this woman is very beautiful, the round goose egg face does not have the intuitive temptation of the melon seed face, but it can make you itch from the bottom of your heart, especially that mouth, when the white hand is about to be sent to the lips, the slightly open mouth and mouth are deliberately exposed, how to look at the tip of the tongue around the lips, how to make people's hearts burn.
"So, Mr. Pirate, let's get down to business." The beautiful woman who took a sip of the amber liquid slowly said, "My name is Yelena and I'm from ...... Where you don't know, I'm willing to exchange information with you for gold, and if you like, anything else. ”
Xu Qinglou deliberately had a great appetite and said, "Is it really okay to do anything?" You may not be satisfied with me. ”
Yelena smiled slightly, very moving, holding her chin with her hands, putting her elbows on her legs, and lowering her chest slightly, Xu Qinglou immediately saw something that should not be seen, very round, very big, very full......
"It's okay, I still have a sister, as long as I get what I want, Threeway is fine." She winked at Xu Qinglou very charmingly.
Xu Qinglou, who has lived in the infinite world for more than ten years, certainly knows the meaning of this sentence in English, which means 'three-way, three-line', but if this word is placed in the chat of a pair of men and women who are in an ambiguous situation, then it will naturally be understood as the legendary '3-P'. God, he never thought in his life that a woman would take the initiative to make such a request to himself.
If he hadn't needed to find the damn Fat Man Wang Ye, he would be afraid now: "Fat Man, I hate you!" ”
After cursing in his heart, Xu Qinglou didn't have any expression on his face, and he didn't even show a little excited reaction, in the afterglow, he had already seen a drunken strong man walking towards him, looking at his dark skin, it was likely to be a seafarer or fisherman who had been at sea for a long time.
"I want to have a good talk with you, it seems that someone doesn't allow it." Xu Qinglou didn't take this person who was accidentally disturbed seriously at all, he knew from the moment he started that something like this would happen.
It's just that Yelena was stunned for a moment, and when she suddenly reacted, she found that the situation seemed to have changed somewhat. From the moment she entered this tavern, it seemed to be the center of the whole world, and she had been in control of the initiative, until Xu Qinglou appeared, and she was stuffed with gold coins in her hand, and then chased out of the crowd, and began to sit down and talk with this man, until now it seems that she is begging him...... This man seems to have a kind of magic, the magic of taking the initiative.
"Boy, haven't you ever heard that you should have to queue up to invite beautiful women to drink?" The drunk man put his hands on the table, his whole body blocked the middle of the two of them chatting, and a face that had begun to break in the wind and sun rushed towards Xu Qinglou.
Xu Qinglou shrugged his shoulders and said, "Okay, since you mentioned queuing, I can only tell you that every woman has her own choice, especially when it comes to choosing a man." Let's be more direct, can you tell me that if you take this beautiful woman and go to your house or hotel, before something wonderful happens, pay attention, I mean, what would you do? ”
The drunk man was stunned, he came to fight, and saw that the beautiful woman who had been surrounded for a long time and had not yet gotten his hands on it was hooked up by a kid who didn't look very good, and the alcohol full of gasoline instantly ignited the whole blood, and he came to this table in anger to beat this kid hard. Especially when he saw that he was wearing the clothes of Captain Hook's second mate on Skull Island, and after inquiring, he knew that he had nothing to do with Skull Island, he was even more bold to think that Xu Qinglou was just out to deceive.
Look at his question, what is there before a man takes a woman home or into a hotel?
"I'll make her very comfortable, boy, you don't have to talk to me, don't come to this, I'll ask you what to do with the queue now!" He glared at Xu Qinglou angrily, wanting to completely ignite this battle.
Xu Qinglou ignored him at all, but looked at Yelena's eyes in the gap exposed by this man, and said very sincerely: "When this kind of thing is about to happen, no one can stop it, and no matter how powerful a person is, he can't control the sudden emotion." Miss Yelena, for women, when Onenighe comes, what women care about most is whether they will get into trouble for a lifetime because of an impulse, such as pregnancy. Before something pleasant happens, I will soak the special parts that cause trouble in warm water at 47°C for half an hour, and the high temperature can stop the production of troublesome tadpoles, so that we can all enjoy it with confidence. ”
Xu Qinglou, who twisted his head, looked at the strong man and said: "The most suitable output temperature for the tadpole that causes trouble for women is 35°, and a certain part will be retracted if it exceeds 45°, of course, you must not understand such professional knowledge, maybe you only know how to wave your proud fist when Miss Elena does not agree to be violated by your savage and rude." ”
Elena was moved, she had never met such a considerate man, she had even studied such a thing carefully, perhaps, maybe, if possible, she wanted to try something that could be enjoyed with this man: "You are really a one-night love expert. ”
Hearing the praise of his favorite beauty, the strong man became even more crazy, and shouted while waving his fist: "Yes, I only have a fist to be proud of, and now I will let you taste this fist!" ”
When the huge fist rushed towards Xu Qinglou with a gust of wind, he took out his dagger, and his other hand instantly clasped the strong man's fist. Obviously, this man's strength is greater than Xu Qinglou's, even if the number of attribute points is displayed, the strength value will definitely be higher than him...... However, Xu Qinglou is not a person who fights hard with his opponent, he just stretches out the nail cover that clasps his fist, picks up the top of the two nail covers and picks up the thin layer of skin of the other party and squeezes them together!
Hiss!
At that moment, the strong man suddenly felt a sharp pain and gasped.
Even if a person with great strength is suddenly attacked by a stinging pain, he will produce a buffer, and it is taking advantage of this buffer that Xu Qinglou directly pressed down the strong man's hand, and the other hand directly pulled out the dagger......
Burst!
The strong man's hands were nailed to the table, and blood flowed down the wounds and gaps in the dagger on the table, and then fell to the surface, mixed with dust and wrapped into balls of mud.
The battle was not over, and it was clear that there were a lot of people in the bar who knew the strong man rushing over.
Xu Qinglou did not hesitate to pinch the inflatable device on the dagger, and before that, he pulled the dagger back into the muscles of the strong man and inserted it diagonally.
!!!
A sound that would only come out after the air flow was squeezed, and the strong man's arm bulged like a balloon, and the crystal clear surface skin was quickly blown by the gas, and the outermost layer of skin seemed to become transparent under the light.
Before the group of people shouted and rushed up waving wine bottles, Xu Qinglou swung his fist and smashed it into the bulging skin.
Syllable!
In the sound of a balloon bursting, flesh and blood fly!
The strong man collapsed to the ground in pain without even saying a word, and the others in the tavern stopped at the same time, they had never seen such a deterrent weapon and fighting style.
Xu Qinglou stretched out his hand politely at Yelena, even though his hands were still full of strong man's plasma, he still spoke: "You don't know how much to be called a 'one-night stand expert', you also need to cooperate with a strong body, corresponding force and means to deter a group of people who don't need to care." Miss Elena, you can talk to the one-night stand expert about you now. ”
PS: In the list, ask for red tickets, ask for collections, all kinds of requests, hold back so many words in the middle of the night, and your head has to blow up the ghost ideas and some practical things!!