If you are majestic and don't play majestic in front of your fellow countrymen, it will be white and majestic; if you are arrogant and not play arrogant in front of your fellow countrymen, it will be white and magnanimous.

Mr. Liu Bang, the famous ancestor of the Han Dynasty, was also tireless about this set, and the little people died of poverty and ghosts, and it was even more inevitable that they would be vulgar, and they were very impulsive.

However, this kind of secret psychology is not enough to be humane with outsiders, and you just know it and enjoy yourself.

The poor ghost yelled "stop", in fact, there is another reason.

When the Scissorghost Mei Yixiang and the twelve vain ghosts were deeply different, the poor ghost coughed like the officials he had seen in the village, and said with a wooden face, "How did you die? If you want this place to be clean, you must know the reason why you died." ”

Scissorghost also nodded frequently in agreement.

The poor dead man looked left and right, pointed to a short man, about fifty years old, with the hair on the front half of his head had fallen out, and was loosely covered in a coffee-colored suit, rubbed his eyes and said, "I'm not mistaken, you are Simon Fa'er, right?"

"Yes...... Yes, I'm Ximen Fa'er!" The man in the suit bowed his head and showed a look of shame.

"Boss Ximen, what's wrong with it?" said the poor ghost Mao Changsheng miserably and angrily, "When you were in Yuhuang Village, you were a mahjong boss, and you were very majestic! Lao Tzu went to you to see and add glory to you, but you didn't give Lao Tzu a cup of tea to drink, didn't give Lao Tzu a cigarette to smoke, and always opened your mouth to let Lao Tzu go." Before the New Year was over, Lao Tzu went to you to see if my little old watch was there, and after a few words of nonsense, you gave Lao Tzu a few punches in the chest, which made Lao Tzu lose face and feel heartache. If it weren't for those punches, Lao Tzu wouldn't have been disheartened, and then he would have gone to get a few catties of sugarcane wine on credit and drank himself to death in bed......"

"Oh, Mao Da Laobiao, one report and one report, you will return me fifty punches - I was fascinated at that time, and I punched you five times, and I regretted it later. Simon Fa'er put his hands behind his back and pressed his chest together in shame.

Scissor Ghost said angrily: "Such a bad guy, hitting him will only get your hands dirty, I'll help you cut it to pieces!"

The poor ghost looked at the scissors ghost and found that the scissor ghost was unprecedentedly cute, sighed, discouraged, and said: "Without the persecution and bullying of Shen Wanyou and Ximen Fa'er, I would not have died early, and I would not have come to the underworld to meet such a beautiful ghost...... Forget it, they've all done ghosts, and the past is not to be talked about. ”

The scissor ghost, who was about to make a move, smiled and put his hand down.

Ximen Fa'er also breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Thank you for Mao's magnanimity and mercy!"

"When Lao Tzu was so poor that he didn't make a sound, you called him 'Mao Changsheng and Rotten Bastard', and now you call it 'Mao Da Lao Biao'?

Simon Fa'er said with a sad face: "I came here in a daze, I got a house of 90 square meters in a daze, I lived in it in a daze, and then I was ...... in a daze."

"Less nagging, be more direct. The poor ghost roared impatiently, "The rooster in the city is about to crow, so let's put it bluntly." ”

"Yes. I'll stop talking about grogginess and get straight to the point!"

Simon Fa'er said resignedly.

"I lived in a new home, and I just fell asleep a little sad, and then I thought that someone said that it was very convenient to find bad women in the city, so I fell asleep happily. ”

"While I was sleeping in a daze, a sorrowful-faced man appeared at my bedside and said to me miserably: 'Old bachelor, you are finished here. In the countryside, you open a mahjong hall, crush and process pig feed, and some money, and when you get here, you're finished. You have no woman, no children, no money, and now you have a house to live in, and you can only live on the streets, and you can only be a beggar...... You are so pitiful, get up and jump off the building and die, don't be embarrassed to live!'"

Hearing this, I couldn't hold myself anymore, I got up in a daze, walked out of the house in a daze, and was a little confused when the wind blew, and I didn't know where to jump off the building, and met a tall but headless strange man.

"The strange man came out of his belly and said to me, 'Old bachelor, you miss a woman very much, don't you? knock on the door from here, and if a woman opens the door, you will hold it, and that woman will be yours from now on!'

"When I heard this, I couldn't help myself, so I went and knocked on the door from door to door, and the first two did not open the door, but the third door opened, and I threw myself like the one who opened the door, and I was hit with a stick on the head, and I was dizzy, and I heard a woman scolding: 'Brute, I am your sister-in-law, what do you want to do?

"I felt dizzy, and the sorrowful strange man persuaded me again: 'Go and die, you shameless fellow, if you don't die soon, you will be condemned by everyone at dawn, you will be spat all over your face, and you will be taken away by the police, and then you will be paraded through the streets, and then you will have your head cut off and hung on a high flagpole......

"As soon as I said this, I was worried, painful, and frightened to the extreme, so I climbed over the railing, threw myself down from the tall building, and with a bang, I felt that I had left my body, fluttering, and I was not afraid of anything......

Speaking of this, Ximen Fa'er also became full of misery.

"It's all ghosts of sorrow and headlessness. The poor ghost sighed and said, "If the mind is not correct and the psychology is fragile, people will not leave, and the ghost will run away with shouting." If you have any grievances, go to the Lord of Hades and say it!"

"Please let me wait, I have company and go a long way. Ximen Fa'er pleaded, his tone was very pitiful, "I don't know the way to the capital city, and I was persuaded and coerced by that strange guy, so I can only hide and hide in this immigration area, and secretly go around." ”

"Just let you wait, dying in a mess can be regarded as retribution. The poor ghost shifted his gaze, "Next, tell me your ghost story." ”

Simon Fa'er stepped aside, and a young woman with unkempt hair, a dirty face, and a wet dripping muddy water stood up with a cower.

"Don't be afraid, tell me the cause of your death!" urged the poor ghost, jumped on the railing and lay down, taking a nap and listening.

"I ...... My name is Hu Xinhua, and I often have a long nose when I was young, and the people in the village call me Hu Big-Nosed Dragon, so I can't raise my head when I see people. ”

Hu Xinhua habitually twitched her nose, her milk voice was milky, and she said it like a little girl.

"I married the son of an old cadre in the village, and never had a good life, gave him children, carried firewood for him to cook, and also gave him a field to farm, and he would only eat tea on the street, only play cards and mahjong, and if he was lucky, he would talk to me better, and if he was unlucky, he would lose money and go home, and he would add up to me. ”

"When I entered the county seat and arrived here, I thought that a better day was coming, and I didn't have to wear torn clothes and barefoot to go up the mountain to chop firewood and pick pine hair to make fertilizer in winter, so I smiled.

"When the man saw it, he said that the woman laughed alone, that she must have had a personal affair, that she must have had a leg with a certain man, so he sealed my mouth with transparent tape, tied my hands, and gave me a beautiful punch and kick on the first night of living in the new home. ”

"Later, when he tired me, he tore open the transparent tape and left me alone in a plastic bag spread on the floor. ”

"The pain in my body is even more painful: I only know hard work, I only know that the man who serves my own family, how can he have a leg with another man? You can beat me and scold me, but how can you slander me like this?"

"I was so sick that I woke up crying when I fell asleep, and when I opened my eyes and saw a sad face* beside me, I was startled and wanted to scream, but the man waved his hand, so that I could not scream. ”

"I thought the man was going to bully me, but he didn't, but he said to me miserably, 'You have lived so pitifully! You have lived pitifully, you have lived pitifully, and you will live even more pitifully in the future. Your husband has a gambling debt that he can't repay, and he wants you to go to sleep with the creditor to pay the debt—he has made up his mind to stink your reputation first, make you lose your self-esteem completely, start breaking the jar, and then drive out to find money to go home for him to gamble......"

"How can this be? I burst into tears, but I couldn't cry sound, and I wanted to die immediately. ”

"The strange man said again: 'You will have a worse life in the future than you will go to hell, and you should die sooner! If you die early, you will not disgrace your mother's family, and you will still be a good woman, and if you are late, you will lose your mother's face.'" ’”

"I'm scared! I'm afraid that resisting will lead to more punches and kicks, and I'm even more afraid of death — I can't afford to leave my daughters behind. If I die, who cooks for those two daughters? Who washes clothes for those two daughters......"

"The strange man said, 'Children and grandchildren have their own blessings, don't be cows and horses for your children and grandchildren, you better plan more for yourself.'" Don't be afraid of death, death is the gentlest haven. If you think it will be bloody and ugly, I recommend you a gentle way to die. ’

"What kind of death will it be?" I looked at the strange man gratefully, waiting for his instructions. ”

"'Come with me!'" The strange man took me out of the bedroom, walked down the stairs, went downstairs, and then walked nearly a hundred meters, stood still in front of a mud puddle next to the tall building, pointed to the mud puddle and said: 'This is left by the quicklime slurry, and it is about five meters deep, and there is lime paste on the lower level, and there is more than two meters of muddy water on the upper level. ’

"When I heard that, I couldn't help myself, so I threw myself down, my head sank into the plaster, my feet kicked in the muddy water, and I suffocated for a while, and I really had no more troubles......

When Hu Xinhua said this, she lowered her head and twitched her nose again, aggrieved, and muddy water and tears fell down together.

The poor ghost sat up, sighed, and said, "It is better to be a prostitute than a husband." You don't have to defend that beast and elope with someone and jump out of the fire. ”

Scissors Ghost said angrily: "If she had the courage to elope with someone, she would not have suffered so much and ended up committing suicide." That brute is in this immigration area, you wait, I'll go and destroy him!"

"No," the poor ghost hurriedly stopped, "we're not here to kill. Those who have lost their conscience and committed evil deeds will have their own lord of Hades to settle accounts with them in the future, so we don't have to bite the rat - meddle in our affairs!"

The Scissorghost then calmed his anger.

Subsequently, the poor ghost asked about the ghost transformation experience of the three female ghosts and seven male ghosts, and found that the suicide victims were all fragile and heartsick, and they were all manipulated by the sorrowful ghost and the headless ghost, so they found a short-sighted one.

After Dafa took away the twelve dead ghosts, the poor dead ghost and the scissor ghost searched around the immigration area three times, and found that there were no lonely ghosts, and there were no more evil ghosts, so he was relieved and fell to the gate of the immigration area.

However, as soon as his feet hit the ground, a yin wind swirled in, and a chicken feather floated in the wind, and the poor ghost grabbed the chicken feather, and his face couldn't help but change.

As soon as the scissor ghost wanted to carry out the idea scissors, the whirlwind had disappeared without a trace, so he could only approach the poor ghost and ask, "What happened?"

The poor dead ghost handed over the chicken feathers, and the scissors ghost looked at it fixedly, and saw the following words: "The danger is very high, see the letter and return to the village!"