Chapter 55: The Dark Tree Planting Method
After eating, Xia Youyou couldn't wait to take the branch and go to his mother's grave to plant it.
Then water.
And then...... It is the moment to witness the miracle.
I remember that in the original book, this tree grows very quickly, and it can be said that it grew overnight.
Although she doubted that a branch would not grow into a big tree, but whether it would survive, she was willing to make herself stupid this time, after all, it was a tree related to fairies.
A minute passed.
Five minutes passed.
Ten minutes passed.
......
Then the tree moved.
A gust of wind blew the branches down.
......
Who are you teasing! Xia Youyou roared in his heart!
It will soon grow into a small sapling, and then it will grow into a big tree!
Wow! A thick tree that was blown down by a little wind?!
Xia Youyou had a feeling that she had been deceived.
After being silent for a long time, she picked up the branches, looking at the branches that were no different from before, Xia Youyou thought, is it the wrong way for her to plant? The pit was dug too shallowly, no fertilizer, or too little watering? After all, the amount of water needed to grow into a towering tree must be very unusual.
Why don't you buy some fertilizer tomorrow and try again?
Or just plant it in a pond so you don't have to water it.
Suddenly, a flash of inspiration suddenly flashed in Xia Youyou's mind.
I remember that in the original book, it seems that it was because Cinderella's tears watered the tree, so it grew up instantly.
Tears are salty, do they have to be doused with salt water?
Thinking of it, Xia Youyou hurriedly ran back to the house to get salt, Xia Youyou also set a precedent in the tree planting world, and invented a new method of planting trees - the dark tree planting method!
It's just that a large bucket of salt water was poured on it, and the little branch still didn't react, and it can't be said that there was no reaction, and the little branch lost a leaf. If Xia Youyou continues to toss like this, then the leaves on this branch, which are already small, will surely all fall off soon!
Xia Youyou cried with a sad face, looking at the little branch with resentment, don't pretend to be dead for me if you have the ability!
The little branch swayed twice with the wind, as if to say, I encourage me to be proud, you have the ability to let me not play dead!
Xia Youyou, who was breathless, sat there with his head on his lean, his cloak exuding a boring appearance, and there was a grave in front of him, how weird the picture looked.
"Maybe you have to use tears?" Xia Youyou murmured unrelentingly, "Do you want to try one last time?"
In line with the principle of saving and not wasting, Xia Youyou lay directly on the top of the small branch, ensuring that every tear can fall where it is most needed.
"I'm so cruel to myself, if you don't grow into a big tree, believe it or not, my sister will throw you directly into the fire for a cremation?" Xia Youyou's voice threatened a small branch with a nasal voice, but fortunately, no one else saw it.
A few people who hid in the shadows to protect Xia Youyou said that we really didn't see anything, and why did the master let them protect a little girl with mental problems?
When the last tear carrying all Xia Youyou's hopes fell on the small branch and there was still no response, Xia Youyou finally confirmed that fairy tales were all lies!
patted the dirt on his body, and decided to forget the embarrassing memory just now, waved his sleeves, and calmly went back to sleep, tomorrow will be a smart, innocent and lovely Xia Youyou.
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The left eye jumps for wealth, and the right eye jumps for disaster, so what about the left and right eyes jumping together?
Xia Youyou's eyes have been jumping in turns for the past two days, you dance and I dance, I dance and you dance, and when you are happy, you can also play a beautiful movement, it's really not too friendly!
The irritable Xia Youyou couldn't wait to glue his eyelids, and Xia Youyou did so, with a piece of paper pasted on his eyelids, it was really much better, as for the stepmother's ghost-like expression, let him, let him be, comfort is the best!
Then, that night, Xia Youyou, who was just about to fall asleep, heard a muffled snort from the window, jumped up in his heart, found a seemingly sturdy hanger in the house, held it to his chest, cautiously walked to the window, and pushed it hard.
There was a bang, and the people outside the window were caught off guard. The hanger under his hand just wanted to pump it on the other party, and suddenly realized that something was not right.
"You are ......" The man standing outside the window, carrying a humanoid object in his hand, seemed familiar, like Yas's domestic servant, and sometimes gave Yas something, she had seen it a few times.
"I'm sorry Miss, I've made you noisy. Some flies want to crawl into your room in the middle of the night, we've cleaned them up, you can sleep in peace!"
“...... Did Yas let you stay here?" Xia Youyou was a little moved in his heart, and then looked at the forehead covered by the other party, and said embarrassedly: "Do you want to come in and put some medicine on your forehead, I just ...... I didn't know it was you outside, and the strength was a little too strong. ”
"It's okay, thank you, Miss. The guard shook his head and thanked him, and when the guard was changed, he would better go to the doctor! I had never heard of this strong man before!
"What about this person?" Since the people said it was okay, Xia Youyou didn't think much about it, just looked at the humanoid object, thinking in her heart if she should torture it!
The guard looked at Xia Youyou, who was rolling up his arms and sleeves, looking forward to interrogating him in person, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he hurriedly said: "Miss don't worry, we will definitely let him tell everything, so just rest in peace." ”
"Including the last time he peed his pants, how old was it?" Looking at the guard's expression on his face that there was nothing that I couldn't interrogate, Xia suddenly went online.
The guard's expression was distorted for a moment, "If Miss wants to know......"
"No, no, no, I don't want to know at all, if you're curious, you can find out by yourself, you really don't need to tell me!" Xia Youyou hurriedly waved her hand, she was not a pervert, she knew how old people were and why they still peed their pants......! If it's Yas, you can find out, and then laugh at him, so as not to always be big in front of her. Thinking of Yas's expression when he mocked Yas with a terrier who was still peeing his pants at a few years old, Xia Youyou couldn't help but laugh.
The guards on the side couldn't help but shudder, this person really didn't have a normal brain, and the master's eyes should really look at it.