Chapter 007 Yesterday Hedong, Today Hexi
Ultimately.
500,000 cash compensation, Song Peng and Ping Sigui divided it on the spot.
Judging from the current situation, Bao Yuan seems to be a master who is not bad for money, and he is now worth more than 3 million yuan. Bao Yuan thought about it again and again, Song Peng and Ping Sigui followed him to the bottom of Dongting Lake to rob the tomb this time, and the bamboo basket was empty, Bao Yuan felt that he didn't need to worry about the 500,000 compensation money. The bottom of Dongting Lake can reach the outside world for fifteen days a day, and more than four months are lost in vain, no one can say how Qing Baoyuan and Du Muqing lost those two months.
Fortunately, everyone did not lose five years of time in vain this time.
On the verge of the end of the year.
All plans were put on hold and everyone discussed the return trip.
The right is divided into three allocations.
Song Peng and Ping Sigui went back to their respective homes and looked for their own mothers. Ah Shirui, mercenaries, Sun Panzi, and Du Muqing followed Bao Yuan left and right, and circled around Bao Du's family.
When Song Peng and Ping Sigui were leaving, they each carried a heavy amount of cash, thoughtful.
Song Peng was in a good mood, and said solemnly: "Lao Bao, I Song Peng has nothing to say, the relationship between our buddies is deeper than the sea, less gathering and more separation, Lao Tzu took the money for nothing this time and slapped his ass and left, I won't talk about those polite bullshit with you, it's not interesting to say it." Anyway, you're not bad at these two, Lao Bao, I guess you are likely to go to Shanghai Xiafei Road to find that ball-haired haunted house after the New Year, don't leave your buddies behind, after the New Year, gather in Shanghai, and break into the bird-feathered haunted house together! ”
Ping Sigui wept.
In tears, there is an element of gratitude, and there is also an element of reluctance.
I swallowed dry for a long time.
Only then did Ping Sigui speak: "Old Bao." Speaking of which, buddy, I'm really fucking unkind, Song Lao and I followed you to steal the tomb twice. People say that ten tombs are nine empty, and this is not true at all. It's not that the tomb is empty and the coffin is empty, but that we who are going to the earth immortals must go empty a few times. Our buddies saw that the baby was lost and couldn't be taken away, for example, a bachelor who had been hungry for a long time saw his little daughter-in-law stripped naked and spread her legs on the bed, anxious, don't talk about it, the eye lewdness is not enough, and people will be kicked out. However, after leaving Tanggula Mountain, the three of us fought against Mu Qing's landlord. got the money in vain, and left the bottom of Dongting Lake and took the overlord's money for nothing. Lao Bao, although we don't know how the money on your card came from, but, buddy, I think you are really interesting! ”
This is true.
However, listening to the boss in Bao Yuan's ears is not a taste.
Bao Yuan couldn't help but complain: "Ping Sigui, are you dragging mud and water to say that Lao Tzu has black money behind his back?" ”
Before leaving, his words were by no means bickering, Ping Sigui heard that Bao Yuan had misunderstood, and hurriedly corrected: "Go to the ball." Who said you got black money on a dog day? Lao Bao, even if you want to be dark on a dog day, you still have to have a fucking chance, Lao Tzu is saying that your dog day is too real. Without you, there would be no Song Peng, and there would be no everyone! ”
Bao Yuan listened to it, and always felt that Ping Sigui's words were still not quite right.
But I can't find fault with it.
Let Bao Yuan touch it. In and out of the words, it seems that he has done something wrong, but he can't find it at all.
Bao Yuanyan said insincerely: "So-so." It's like a human thing. ”
Song Peng waved his hand and said with joy and sorrow: "Okay." Okay, let's not talk nonsense, let's go, let's meet again in Shanghai next year. ”
Just took a few big steps.
Bao Yuan suddenly remembered one thing in his mind, and hurriedly called: "Old Song...... Wait, I still haven't asked you about it, do you remember that when we were in Tanggula Mountain, the ghost king once made a big wish to each of us, cough cough, it's better to say it's a big curse than a big wish, have you ever used it? ”
Song Peng was stunned at first, and then asked: "Lao Bao, the ghost king of Tanggula Mountain did promise to give each of us a big wish, but the problem is that he didn't say anything!" ”
Ping Sigui heard it, and Song Peng, the kid, still didn't understand the reason, Ping Sigui hurriedly accosted: "Old Song, think about it on your dog day, after you left Tanggula Mountain on dog day, did you curse anyone in your heart when you went home, the kind that is particularly spiritual, think about it, is there any?" ”
"No ......"
"Hey, Lao Tzu wanted to curse the overlord last night, let you criticize, Lao Tzu forgot the ball!"
"Good, good!"
Bao Yuan suddenly laughed and patted Song Peng's shoulder, as if he was admonishing, and as if he was mocking: "Old Song, you are the only big living treasure among our buddies now, and you are the ...... of your dog day" Song Peng didn't understand what Bao Yuan was making a fuss about, and said with white eyes: "Fuck you, your dog's day is a living treasure, and your dog's day is a living treasure!" Bao Yuan disagreed, and continued to advise: "Go and go, Lao Tzu said business, less raise the bar, what Lao Tzu said is true, Song Lao, when you come home on a dog day, remember, don't quarrel with people, don't curse people casually in your heart, don't think about who and how to do so-and-so in your mind, remember, you must be like a pig in the pen, eat and sleep, sleep and eat, do less anger and less anger, less thinking and less sighing, haha, remember Lao Tzu's words!" ”
Ping Sigui added: "Old Song, you can remember your dog days, don't forget!" ”
Song Peng said disdainfully: "Go to the ball, what a bad thing, I really treat Lao Tzu as a pig, Lao Tzu thought it was a big deal, a broken thing, gone, gone!" ”
In fact.
When Song Peng was leaving, he proposed to share the burden for Bao Yuan and Du Muqing. Everyone broke into Tanggula Mountain, but they didn't get any treasures, but brought back a grandson plate. Bao Yuan broke through Liupan Mountain and brought back a mercenary with copper skin and iron bones. Everyone went to the bottom of Dongting Lake again, but they didn't get a gram of gold, but there was another Ashrui. Bao Yuan and Du Muqing can't take them with them, and Song Peng and Ping Sigui want to take one person home for the New Year. However, neither Sun Panzi nor Ah Shirui left. Sun Panzi was bent on following Du Muqing to find Du Baichuan, Bao Yuan and Du Muqing were inseparable, and they were inseparable. Ah Shirui is a tendon, no matter how the times change, he is determined to follow Bao Yuan and make suggestions, so that he can make plans to win the country in the future.
Part company with.
Bao Yuan put forward a very constructive idea to Du Muqing.
I want to meet Fang Yujie.
Let's see what Fang Yujie's little girl is the head mule? Or a horse?
Du Muqing listened, half jokingly, half seriously said: "Heh, Bao, you shouldn't be thinking about my best friend on a dog day, right?" Auntie, I tell you plainly, there is no drama, no drama at all, and there is not even a hypothetical possibility. Listen, no one in this world can look at you like my aunt and my aunt, I look at you, my aunt and grandmother, you are already the creation of your dog's day, don't eat the bowl and worry about the pot, there is no door! ”
"What a mess!"
"Haha!"
"Xiaoqing, don't make trouble, I mean that Fang Yujie's little girl is very greasy and intriguing, not what you think."
"Heh, it's all intriguing, who believes it?"
As everyone knows, Sun Panzi, who has not spoken for a long time, snorted coldly: "Yes, Xiaobao, only ghosts believe what you say, isn't Sun's granddaughter bad?" Why are you eating from the bowl and thinking about the pot? It's not right for you to do this, if you upset God one day, beware of burning you! ”
"Faint to death, Ninth Master, it's not what you said!"
Sun Panzi put on a very unconvinced look: "It's not that meaning, which one can it be?" Xiaobao, let me ask you, will you die if you don't see Fang Yujie? ”
"Nonsense, definitely not!"
"That's good...... Let me ask you again, when you see Fang Yujie's girl, you won't eat more than a bowl of rice or sleep one night, why do you have to go to see that little girl? Isn't this self-defeating? Obviously, Xiaobao, you definitely didn't go to see Fang Yujie's little girl for eating and sleeping, so the purpose is very clear, do you want to create some lace news with Fang Yujie's little girl? Xiaobao, Sun is a person who is more than 100 years old, I don't know the little ninety-nine in your heart, Sun is confused, he will never be confused, and he can't tell the difference between one, two, three, four. Sun Panzi's face was straight, like pulling on a pigtail.
"Yes, what Grandpa Nine said is very reasonable, there are too many cases of rabbits like this eating the grass by the nest, Bao, you make it clear!" Du Muqing was deliberately aggressive.
"What nonsense, no, no, it's not what you two said, it's that."
"What do you mean?" Du Muqing deliberately did not smile.
"Xiaobao, let me ask you again, did you see that Fang Yujie's little girl was very beautiful? Melon seed face, big breasts, big buttocks, great figure, the kind with a sweet smile, and love to wear a pair of red high heels, you keep looking at people and disappearing from sight......"
"Ouch, I'm going...... Ninth Master, your old man is playing with me, I said that this word sounds so familiar at first glance? Isn't that what I asked you yesterday? Heh, you threw it back to me word for word, just as it is, okay, awesome......" Bao Yuan reacted at this time, yesterday, before the group fight in the evening, Sun Panzi said that he saw beautiful women, not thinking about men and women. Bao Yuanleng didn't believe it, and insisted on getting to the bottom of the matter to find out the truth about the world, and put this matter on his own head, which was really a little unclear. However, Bao Yuan is by no means a weak person, and when he thought about it a little badly, he immediately had an idea, and asked with a smile: "Ninth Master, after your old man left my room last night, did you do it or not?" Don't say you don't know, you know what I asked? Ha ha! (To be continued......)