"Immeasurable Death"? Chapter one?

"What the hell is this?"

"Can it affect our spirits?"

Two mental fluctuations were passed over one after another.

Sun Wuhan said thoughtfully: "Two kings, you are wary, so you refused the master's teachings and missed the opportunity, which is really a pity. ”

It turned to Li Amen and pleaded, "Master, for the sake of them being the same mutant kings as me, give them one more chance." ”

"The opportunity is yours, why bother asking me." Li Amen stroked his palm and smiled.

Sun Gohan suddenly understood and said, "Okay, let me give you a lecture." Listen carefully this time, and if you miss the opportunity, you should be in this dust. ”

Listen to me, both of you:

Immeasurably a dead Buddha, when diving Bilibili, he saw the barrage flying, spitting out all the slots.

Grass and mud horses, do not die, die is not different, do is die, die is do, Mary next door, so it is.

Grass and mud horses are the source of death: they are not dry or clean, they are not eaten or sick, and they are not extinguished. It is because there is nothing to do in death, there is no Mary next door, there is no grass mud Margobi, there is no grass mud Margobi; No history of uproar, or even no history of uproar; There is no hehe, and there is no hehe; Even when there is no pop, there is no snap; No hum, no hey, no doing, no death.

To die without doing it, to be a big deceased, according to Bilibili, there is no obstacle in the heart. No obstacles, no terror, far from upside-down dreams, why not die.

Li Amen Buddha, according to Bilibili, has to be complained by the supreme god.

Therefore, I know that Bilibili is a great god complaining, a big cute complaint, a supreme complaint, and a no haha complaint. can spit out all the grooves, and it is true. Therefore, Bilibili complains, that is, complains:

Do it, do it,

Complain to death.

are all dead and complaining,

Grass mud gobi.

All these things are the second chapter of the "Immeasurable Sutra of Death".

For a while, they were baptized by two spirits that seemed to be bright, and many mutated animals saw the light one after another, and they had opened their minds.

Suddenly, the mutant animals dispersed, and two mutated animals slowly came out of them.

"Thank you both for teaching us." The two kings of mutated animals saluted and thanked them.

But it is that both have benefited, and they are already able to speak.

Li Amen nodded again and again: "I see, a little pig and a kappa?" ”

"Who is the little pig, I am the king of wild boars." Piggy snorted.

"Who's a kappa, I'm a tortoise." Kappa said unhappily, "It's just that the outer armor exploded when it mutated, so it's like this." ”

One is a pig, not a domestic pig, but a strange wild boar with a tiny body.

One is a turtle, not an ordinary turtle, but a shellless turtle full of muscles.

Hearing the words of the two, Li Amen suddenly drew a cross on his chest and sang: "The myth of Journey to the West is still in front, and there is Amen to save sentient beings in the future." There are still two missing for the four-person trip, and the two in front of me are my disciples. ”

After singing, he solemnly asked: "The fate is the best, can the two of you be willing to enter my door?" ”

The two mutant animals were overjoyed, and they both bowed down and said, "The apprentice has seen the master." ”

Li Amen said: "If you enter my door, you will be my disciple." You should have your name and number. ”

"Please give me a name." A pig and a turtle all pay homage with a big salute.

Li Amen pondered for a moment and said, "That's it! ”

He looked at the wild boar first, and said with his fingers: "You are a pig, and you should be ranked second." The surname is Zhu, the name is Oolong, and the law name is Muzha. ”

He looked at the turtle again, and also pointed his finger: "You are a turtle, you should be ranked third." The surname is Sha, the name is Yamu, and the legal name is Jinzha. ”

"Thank you for the name." Zhu Wulong and Sha Yamu both thanked him.

"I am immeasurably a Cult of Death, and I only have one commandment, and you can remember it." Li Amen said with a smile, "Although all living beings are masturbating, you must quit masturbation when you enter my door." This time, I'll help you go too. ”

Tentacles + clicks, Li Amen's professional painless root removal business reappears in the world.

Coincidentally, this time there was a big dog on the side, and the two hangings were casually thrown into the mouth of the big dog by Li Amen.

The big dog swallowed the two hangings blankly, and for a while it became cute in the eyes of Sun Gohan, who recalled the past.

"Cut off the root of your afflictions, and be pure and at ease, Amen." As he did last time, he drew a cross on the chest of the pig and the turtle.

Both of them had a divine face on their faces at the same time, revealing expressions of great enlightenment.

"This is your senior brother Sun Wuhan, the law name Nezha, you have seen it together." Li Amen pointed at Sun Gohan and said.

"I've seen Senior Brother."

"The two juniors and disciples are exempt."

The atmosphere between the brothers and sisters is quite harmonious.

At this time, Sun Gohan asked curiously: "Two junior brothers, why are you here now?" Isn't this a violation of the Holy Beast's orders? ”

Zhu Wulong and Sha Yamu glanced at each other, and the latter spoke: "We are not ignorant of the horror of the holy beast. Just ......"

"It's just...... I don't want to die. Zhu Wulong said.

"Oh? What does this mean? Sun Gohan said with a blank face, before he was taught by the master, it was determined to go north.

Sha Yamu magically used a turtle face to interpret what a wry smile is, and then said: "There is a news that you don't know, senior brother. Do you know what happened to the mutated animals in the north? Do you know what happened to the other birds and beasts brought by those holy beasts? When food is scarce, they are the reserve food for the holy beasts. ”

Sun Gohan was shocked: "How do you know? ”

This time, it was Zhu Oolong who spoke. I saw its pig face twisted into a ball, and said, "You should know that mutant kings like me will have special abilities. In addition to us being able to command other low-intelligence mutant animals as if we were born, there is also another ability. ”

Sun Gohan nodded and said, "Naturally, I have the potential to bring out the potential of my subordinates, so that they can maintain their ultra-extreme performance for a long time." ”

Zhu Wulong nodded and said, "Then, if you think about it, you can understand why we will know." The third junior disciple, Sha Yamu, has the ability to monitor remotely, so it can use special powers to see extremely distant things. Senior brother, you and Master Venerable are here, I and the other two already know, if you don't come to us, we will also go to you. ”

The reason is actually very simple, no one wants to die in vain, and the holy beasts are too powerful, they naturally want to gather all the power that can be gathered.

At this time, Li Amen, who had been quietly listening to their conversation, suddenly asked, "How did you solve the problem of internal food?" ”

It's a good question, and it makes the three former mutant kings all look at each other.

It was still Sun Wuhan who had a higher consciousness, and he was the first to come back to his senses and replied: "Master, it is nothing more than the survival of the fittest in nature, and the survival of the strong." ”

Obviously, their practices are actually no different from those so-called sacred beasts.

This is the purpose of Li Amen's question, he naturally guessed it a long time ago, so he deliberately asked: "So, why are you dissatisfied?" ”

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