Chapter 4: Learning Martial Arts (I)
"Tian Boguang, what are you looking at me with this kind of vision?" Tang Xiaoyan saw Tian Baiyu's gaze was particularly strange, and couldn't help asking.
"Hey, I guess I can take a look at it more." Tian Baiyu sighed: "After five days, your hands will no longer be your hands, your legs will no longer be your legs, and maybe yours will not be yours anymore......"
"Is that Linghu Shou very powerful?" Tang Xiaoyan asked.
"It's so-so." Tian Baiyu said: "In the free fighting competition in the eastern provinces of Haitang, he only won the fourth place. β
"It's only fourth, and I didn't even get the bronze medal, which is really bad. We watch the World Championships every day, and we see a lot of champions and runners-up. Tang Xiaoyan said disdainfully, then shrunk his neck and said in a low voice: "He is fourth in the East?" β
Tian Baiyu nodded and said, "That's right, and I think there is one thing I have to tell you." β
"What's the matter?"
"There used to be an underworld division who was as strong as a cow, and he didn't know how thick the sky was to harass Ning Keke, but he was ordered to keep the fox and go to a duel." Tian Baiyu said.
"The result?"
"As a result, the underworld who was as strong as a cow had broken eggs, comminuted fractures of limbs, and three and a half teeth left, and now he is drinking porridge every day, using a urinary catheter, and sitting in a wheelchair." Tian Baiyu said.
"Ahh Tang Xiaoyan only felt a swish behind his back, and he felt cold.
"I think there's one more thing I have to tell you." Tian Baiyu said.
"What's the matter?"
"There was a Muay Thai master who came to the city to participate in a business event, and when he saw Ning Keke, he immediately spent a lot of money to support him. As a result, he was ordered to keep the covenant to duel. Tian Baiyu said.
"The result?"
"As a result, that Muay Thai master, his eggs were broken, his limbs were comminutedly fractured, and his teeth were still three and a half left, and he has been drinking porridge every day, using a urinary catheter, and sitting in a wheelchair," Tian Baiyu said.
"Ahh Tang Xiaoyan only felt a shrinkage, chills and chills.
"I think there's one more thing I have to tell you." Tian Baiyu said again.
"What's the matter?"
"There is a boxing coach who punches hundreds of kilograms and once held a featherweight belt, and when he saw Ning Keke, he insisted on teaching her yoga and secretly filming, but he was asked by Linghu Shou to go to a duel." Tian Baiyu said.
Tang Xiaoyan said: "As a result, this boxing master and coach broke his eggs, his limbs were crushed and fractured, and his teeth were still three and a half left. β
"Wrong." Tian Baiyu said: "After he heard about Ling Hushou's deeds, he didn't go to the appointment, and ran away directly to smuggle to the Sith." β
Tang Xiaoyan suddenly breathed a long sigh of relief.
"But then I was found by the detectives hired by Linghu Shou, and he beat him wildly, his eggs were broken, his limbs were comminuted, and his teeth were still four and a half left.
"Why does he have four and a half teeth left, and everyone else has three and a half?" Tang Xiaoyan asked.
"Because he's got his teeth folded. When I changed my teeth when I was a child, the old teeth had not completely fallen out, and the new teeth had grown in the old teeth. Tian Baiyu said.
"I'm not familiar with the Sith side, but I'm familiar with Rwanda or Somalia, do you want to smuggle there?" Tian Baiyu asked.
Tang Xiaoyan shook his head.
"Otherwise, if you go to Rok for sex reassignment surgery, you shouldn't be very scary to become a woman like this, at most it's more terrifying." Tian Baiyu said.
Seeing Tang Xiaoyan gritting his teeth and clenching his fists, Tian Baiyu sighed: "It's a little miserable, but it's better than a broken egg, and life can't be governed." Besides, the ratio of men to women is outrageous now, it is difficult to be a man to ask for a wife, no matter how ugly a woman is, someone will marry, and personal problems are easier to solve, right? β
"You don't know anyone who knows martial arts, or who can fight freely, in short, anyone who is good at fighting." Tang Xiaoyan said: "You must be a master." β
"What do you want to do?" Tian Baiyu said.
"Learn from a teacher." Tang Xiaoyan said.
"And then?" Tian Baiyu asked weakly.
"Study hard and practice hard, hang the beam and stab the stocks, smell the chicken and dance, and after five days of martial arts, go out of the division and Linghu Shou to duel." Tang Xiaoyan said seriously.
Tian Baiyu intuitively fainted and fell to the ground, unconscious.
"This is the master." Tian Baiyu pointed to the man in front of him.
At this time, Tang Xiaoyan and Tian Baiyu were in the inner room of a martial arts hall. The surrounding walls are covered with calligraphy and paintings, most of the paintings are martial artists, and the whole inner room is simple but not simple, literary and martial.
Several people sat cross-legged, and the man in front of him, in his fifties, had eyes, bulging temples, thick joints, and red and black muscles. With a handsome face, a hooked nose, and a scar on his face, he looks cold and fierce, but he is upright. The momentum is so imposing that people don't dare to look at it directly.
"May I ask the master's name." Tang Xiaoyan asked respectfully.
"I'm called a master." Middle-aged humane.
"I know you're a master, I'm asking for your name." Tang Xiaoyan said.
"My surname is Gao, a famous hand." The middle-aged man still said coldly.
"Ugh!" Tang Xiaoyan.
"How long are you going to study?" The master asked.
"Two months long, as short as five days." Tang Xiaoyan said uneasily, after all, people open martial arts gyms to do business, you only study for five days, you are simply here to find fault, and people may bombard you out.
"Well, you have long limbs, but you are weak. If you are not suitable for strong martial arts, learn Wing Chun. "The master said.
Between words, it is impossible for others to refuse.
"Gao Ling, come in." The master suddenly shouted.
The door was pushed open, and a person walked in, Tang Xiaoyan and Tian Baiyu were stunned for a moment.
It was a woman who came. Here came a very beautiful woman. It's not the kind of ordinary beauty, but the kind with a more unique charm.
The eyes are slender, and the nose is slightly hooked, but it is also high and straight. Lips are plump and sexy. The face is long and the skin is beeswax-colored.
What a woman who can't be described as ordinarily beautiful. It's beautiful, but it's more flavorful, and even has a strange charm. Especially that plump little mouth, it's really, really sexy,
She was wearing a black tight-fitting leather suit, a power suit.
He is about 175 cm tall and has a toned body. The curve is uneven. The waist is like a swallow, full of strength. The butt is the most upright woman Tang Xiaoyan has ever seen, round and warped. The two beautiful legs are very long, very straight, very plump, very powerful.
"From today onwards, he will learn Wing Chun with you." Gao pointed at Tang Xiaoyan and said to Gao Ling.
Gao Ling frowned, expressing his displeasure, obviously looking down on Tang Xiaoyan's weak physique. But he still nodded and said, "Yes, father." β
"It was painful, even very painful, to learn from me. Tendon ruptures, bone cracks, minor concussions, etc. are commonplace, do you still have to learn? Gao Ling's voice is full of magnetism and not delicate.
"I want to learn." Tang Xiaoyan nodded.
Tian Baiyu looked at Gao Ling's extremely hot figure blankly, and suddenly said, "I also want to learn." β
"If you cry and cry, or do movements, or practice not as hard as I want, I will kick you out immediately without a penny." Gao Ling said coldly, and his expression did not hide his disdain and boredom for Tang Xiaoyan.
She was interested in the kind of real martial artist, not the kind of weak person who only had three minutes of heat, or just came out of curiosity.
And Tang Xiaoyan is undoubtedly such a person in her eyes, so she will seem so disgusted.
"Okay, after you finish paying the money at the finance office, go to the third floor to find me." With that, Gao Ling turned around and left.
Tian Baiyu looked at her hot and bumpy back and swallowed a few mouthfuls of saliva, and even couldn't help but want to use his hands to compare the width and height of his round fat buttocks.
"Oh my God? I wanted to drown in her huge, firm breasts. Tian Baiyu sighed in a low voice.
"The cost is 5,000 yuan a month." The girl in the uniform skirt next to her reminded.
"Wow~! It's so expensive, it's almost catching up with a month's salary for my parents. Tang Xiaoyan exclaimed in his heart.
"10,000 yuan for two people, swipe the card." Tian Baiyu, whose eyes were almost nailed to Gao Ling's buttocks, raised the credit card in his hand very chicly, although his family was relatively rich, but this 10,000 yuan basically consumed his pocket money for several months. However, Gao Ling's slender waist and fat buttocks that twisted when he walked had completely destroyed his reason.
"Come in." On the third floor, Gao Ling's cold voice came from the practice room.
Tang Xiaoyan and Tian Baiyu pushed the door in, and at first glance, they saw Gao Ling, a hot stunner in a tight leather coat, and many other men and women, most of whom were young people, presumably also military attachΓ© students.
"Yo, here are two guys who haven't been weaned yet." Suddenly, a strange sound sounded, and the person who made the sound stood out in the crowd, tall and mighty, handsome, wearing a tight waistcoat, with beautiful muscles, and even trimmed eyebrows.
"What are you here for, are you learning kung fu from Ah Ling? Can you lift a 10kg dumbbell? Then he said in a strange voice.
The handsome man took the opportunity to step forward, separated the shoulders of the landlord Tang Xiaoyan and Tian Baiyu with both hands, and whispered coldly in Tang Xiaoyan's ear: "It's best not to think about the idea of beating Gao Ling, I want to make up my mind about this woman." If I show you that you're not honest, I'll break your hands and feet. β
"Wang Jin, what are you doing?" Gao Ling suddenly frowned and said coldly.
"I didn't do anything, I said hello to the two junior brothers." Wang Jin let go of Tang Xiaoyan and the two of them standing aside, not forgetting to look at them threateningly with disdain.
Gao Ling did not introduce Tang Xiaoyan and the others to everyone, but said directly: "The development of combat martial arts has become more and more direct, simplified, and data-based. β
"The first basic element of fighting martial arts: fast, only fast is not broken. Only the faster you are, the tougher your opponent's defense will be, so that you can take them down accurately and quickly. β
"The second element of martial arts: strength. It's fast, ruthless, and powerful. This is the only way to really effectively knock down the opponent and make a lethal move. β
"Now, I'm going to test the speed and strength of your punches, and there's a power receptor in front of you, just punch out with the best of your power against the sensor pad, and the machine will show you the strength of your punch. Our people in the Eastern League basically punch about forty or fifty kilograms. Wait for the test results, if you use all your strength to accelerate and not reach 38 kilograms, then you will go home directly to be a woman, and you will be kicked out of the martial arts hall, saving you the shame of the martial arts hall, and you will not return a penny. β
Suddenly, Tang Xiaoyan and Tian Baiyu glanced at each other, wondering if they had entered a black shop.
"I'll come." Tian Baiyu rolled up his sleeves and did a few warm-ups, he was not very worried, because his physique was still stronger than ordinary people.
Sure enough, Tian Baiyu punched the induction pad, and 55 kilograms were displayed on the screen.
Then, Tian Baiyu blew his fist proudly, but Gao Ling said coldly on the side: "Your grades are the worst of all people here." β
Suddenly, Tian Baiyu was so shocked that he couldn't wait to shrink his head into his neck.
"You're on." Gao Ling looked at Tang Xiaoyan's weak body, and the corners of his mouth showed a mockery that seemed to be a smile rather than a smile.
Basically, the size of a person's strength, Gao Ling can be seen at a glance through the joints and muscles.
"Little girly looks down on me." Tang Xiaoyan scolded secretly in his heart, rolled up his sleeves, and warmed up a few times, but he didn't hit the induction pad for a long time.
Gao Ling suddenly frowned and said, "Hurry up." β
"Do you want to eat a bowl of noodles first?" Wang Jin scoffed.
Tang Xiaoyan punched out violently, and immediately took the induction pad as Ling Hushou's face, and for a while it seemed that his strength had increased by a few catties.
The crowd was stunned, and then burst into laughter.