Chapter 086: What the hell is 007 lame?
Bao Yuan is the first fool in the world.
Bao Yuan, Song Peng, Ping Sigui, Fatty Mao, and Ah Shirui are like five gray donkeys that have been blindfolded and pulled in circles, and their bodies are settled in dust.
The five of them didn't even think about where they were.
The dust has settled, hey, Bao Yuan, the turtle grandson bastard, is about to smoke a cigarette comfortably, and then calm down and examine where he is...... Bao Yuan can't count how long he has been drilling in the soil, if his legs don't have any external burden, he feels as cool as the time and space tunnel in the TV series, the indescribable feeling, the unexplained pleasure, and the loss of a lot in a strange space. The cigarette in his mouth just took a small puff, and 007 Miaoman's figure rolled on the spot, and the gunshots rang out, and the sparks suddenly sparked in all directions, damn, it was much more lively than the gunfight movies in the anti-Japanese drama.
"! What's the situation? ”
"Damn, what's the call?"
Bao Yuan struggled to get up with a cigarette in his mouth, but found that he couldn't use any strength at all, not only his hands were sore, but even his legs were crispy.
"Strange? How can 007 still roll miles? ”
"Ao, specially trained ......"
Wondering and stuffing, Bao Yuan's heart is still reminiscing beautifully, hey, 007's tumbling action is so fucking good-looking...... It's a pity that 007 is not wearing the black tights in the movie, otherwise the part that should be displayed would have been in the eyes of Bao Yuan's thieves. Bao Yuan lay on his back, and said in his heart: "Hit your mother's ball, kill one less one, by the way, don't beat 007 to Lao Tzu to death, you can fight the rest of the people, hehe, Tianlingling...... Earth Spirit ...... Buddha, Bodhisattva, and Master Guan bless bullets not to fly around......"
"Ninth Master...... Predecessor...... Help ......"
"Help......
Song Peng, Fatty Mao, and Ping Sigui shouted at the same time as if they had bumped into a plague god, and the three of them also noticed it. It seems that Bao Yuan once dragged a string of long big tails under his body. However, the three of them didn't know where the gunshots came from. Could it be that there was an ambush under the Yanmen Gate, and when they saw the immortals, they shot without saying a word.
"Put your head in your hands, lie on the ground and don't move!"
"By the way, by the way, if you see a smoking cantaloupe flying towards you. Roll ...... far away."
Sun Panzi had a certain understanding of foreigners' guns and melon grenades in his early years, and when he heard the four gunshots, Sun Panzi hurriedly taught everyone the skills of survival in the trenches, but Sun Panzi didn't know, except for himself and the old man, the remaining five boys were all on the ground and couldn't move.
"!"
"Noisy?"
"Can't hurt you stinky boys......"
"Hmph, what's there to be afraid of foreigners? With my old man here, I can't hurt you little cubs if I put a hundred and twenty hearts......"
The idiot old man scolded and scolded him. It seems that at present, these foreign guns of unknown origin and quite lethal firepower are intertwined in the underground palace of Yanmen Pass, and the idiot old man does not pay attention to it at all. As soon as the idiot old man spoke, many guns were immediately pointed at the idiot old man, and a salvo came over, and these bullets came and stopped in front of the idiot old man like fireflies. When Bao Yuan saw it, he immediately understood most of it. The current situation is exactly the same as that of a haunted house.
So.
The one who controls the bullets in the haunted house should be an idiot old man.
The little hostility that was originally left in his heart towards the old man was swept away...... But. Bao Yuan really didn't have time to say anything apologetic and fart, so it was a big deal to find a chance to fish Jiang Taigong and give it to the idiot old man...... Excluding bullet injuries, Bao Yuan paid attention to the surroundings, and the current environment was not very shocking, the height was not visible, and the depth was boundless. It was like a heavy haze, and his eyes were full of turbidity, of course, Bao Yuan didn't understand where it fell......
"Who are you?"
"You're our great police officer?"
"Mrs. Bao is a good boy, Lao Tzu is here to enjoy the mountains and rivers. Falling into this place was purely accidental......"
"Can you answer Lao Tzu's question?"
"Don't fight ......"
"Stop, stop...... Stop your mother's ......"
At present, the only place on Bao Yuan's body that can make him exert strength is this mouth, and he must not let his mouth be idle, and the other party is still shooting desperately...... Fat hair, Ping Sigui, Song Peng and the three of them are desperately moving their bodies, although the idiot old man has put down the big words, the three of them are still afraid of bullets to hurt themselves, when the three of them buy the equipment of hunting donkey friends, only there is no medicine to heal the wounds, accidentally hit the trick, how to treat it...... Bao Yuan screamed alone with red lips and white teeth, which made him very angry in his heart, but no one was willing to answer, and Bao Yuan was densely shot every time.
"Hit...... Hit it...... Damn it...... Can you stop Lao Tzu......"
"Lao Tzu recruited you...... I'm messing with you......"
"Cut!"
"Little turtle, don't speak, these are all people from different countries, carrying out the same order, and the death of one group of people is beneficial to another group of people...... Little turtle, if you talk again, the bullets will come to you, little turtle, if you want to live, you better keep your mouth shut......"
007's sweet voice came from afar.
Bao Yuanrao is strange, no, no, if the person who shot is our great public security policeman, at least he should take out the number in advance and shout loudly three times, this place has been surrounded, think about your wives and children, young and old, the country will not abandon you, as long as you surrender, the country will regard you as surrendering, and if you do wrong, you are not afraid that as long as you seriously repent, the party and the people will definitely reform you...... It should be wrong: you are already surrounded, surrender, or we will shoot.
007 said so.
Bao Yuan immediately ruled out the public security police, right, the public security officers are not polite to the immortals, they will definitely whine and show that they are public security officers.
The question is.
Is this group of people who fired the guns really what the idiot old man said: the French Iron Arm, the American Arhat, and the brave men of the former Soviet Union?
007 Why do you speak up to help yourself?
What kind of fart is 007? (To be continued.) )