When it was dark, it was finally cleaned up——[^small^said. I was tired and sweaty, and I sat on the 'door' pier to rest, looking at this little dilapidated house. It's barely clean. The rags were all cleaned out, the cobwebs were swept away, the windows were opened on all sides to breathe, and the smell was clean.

The only good thing about this place is that there is a well that 'pumps' the groundwater that hasn't dried up, and the tap is turned on, and some slightly yellowish water comes out. Thanks to the water, we wiped the house from the inside out. Chen Pi straightened the broken cabinet, didn't think it was buried, wiped it clean with a rag dipped in water, and then respectfully put the statue of Brother Pig God on it.

He took a step back and nodded, "San'er, how is it, it's good." ”

I went into the house and set up the dishes and dishes I had bought. Then set up the incense burner and offer incense.

"Isn't it going to be a god?" Chen Pi said nervously.

Like him, I was very nervous and restless. I resisted the discomfort, looked at my watch and said, "It's not time yet, let's eat something and pad our stomachs." ”

I took out the sausage bread I bought at the supermarket and we were all hungry and gobbling it up. After eating, the two of us leaned against the wall and chatted without a match, and I could feel that neither of us had the leisure to chat, and we were all waiting for that moment to ask God.

I threw the cigarette butt on the ground: "It's almost over, you can still 'get' me a job." ”

We went into the house, and I spread the apron I had stolen from the house on the floor. Then let the tangerine peel be painted with yellow paint on it. Chen Pi asked me what I was doing, and I was very irritated and said, "Just do it if you want to, don't talk nonsense." ”

Chen Pi muttered and opened the yellow 'colored' paint bucket, dipped it in a rag, and rubbed it on the apron little by little.

I stood by and watched, and the sky was getting darker and darker, and the light was unusually dim, and only the two red wax sticks by the incense burner were still burning in the room. I looked at Brother Pig, and the old pig with a fat head and big ears was smiling, I don't know why. In the faint flames, I felt that its expression was a little 'gloomy'.

I scratched my scalp and kicked Chen Pi: "Can you hurry up?" ”

Chen Pi covered his buttocks: "What's the urging, San'er, look at your appearance, this is restless?" When we invite Brother Pig, I'll take you to the casino to have a look, open your eyes, you also exercise, just your courage and 'sex' personality, you still want to learn spells and do great things in the future? "Huge low siege.

"I found out why you talk so much nonsense, if you talk about me again, I'll leave." I said impatiently.

"Good, good. You're a dad now, and you're what you say. Chen Pi said: "This person, he just can't have ability, and if he has ability, his temper will rise." ”

After about ten minutes, the apron was applied. "What do you think?" Chen Pi said.

I gave him a blank look, squatted on the ground and opened the bucket of red 'color' paint, took the rag with the cleaner side, dipped it in the red 'color' paint, and began to draw symbols on the yellow-dyed apron.

I flipped that book to a specific page. Spread it on the ground and press it with stones, and then draw a scoop on the apron according to the contents of the charm above.

This is the spell of the god of Brother Pig. I was nervous while drawing, this was the first time I had done it alone, and it was hard to say what the consequences would be.

After the drawing, I stretched, and now I have to shoot the arrow. I said to Chen Pi, "Put your apron on." ”

Chen Pi was looking at it with relish, and suddenly heard me say this, and was stunned: "What? ”

"Let you take it, hurry up, I don't care if you miss the hour." I say.

Chen Pi said: "San'er, I'm out of the way, as long as you recruit Brother Pig God, don't let me wear this bullshit apron, even if I jump into the dung pit, I will do it." [Say ^ small ^ said. Net]"

He picked up the yellow apron with red 'color' charms written on the ground and put it on his body, and spread his hands: "What's the matter?" ”

"You're sitting cross-legged on the ground, facing the pig god." I say.

Chen Pizhen was obedient and hurriedly meditated on the cold ground.

I pulled out some burnt paper from the bag, rolled it into strips, came behind him, and wrapped it around his head. Chen Pi exploded at that time: "Damn, San'er, don't play with me, is this thing wrapped around your head?" ”

"Where did you get so much nonsense, and you didn't let you cut a piece of 'meat', you will listen to me tonight." I say.

Chen Pi gritted his teeth: "It's out!" It's really money that oppresses the hands of slaves, and for such two bride price money, I now have to let go of people's self-esteem. What do you love? ”

Wrapping the burning paper around his head, I picked up the book and read it slowly: "Disciple Chen Zhigang, worship sincerely tonight, and invite the messenger of the Jingtan, the marshal of Tianpeng, the original body of Bajie, if Brother Zhu is there, he will show his might, and from now on he will stay in God and protect us." ”

Chen Zhigang is the original name of Chen Pi, and you can't use a nickname if you ask God. I asked the tangerine peel to recite it twice, and then I lit a stick of incense and started walking around the hut. As I walked, I followed the recipes written in the book, and the cigarettes were billowing in the room, and the candles were burning, which was a bit of a 'confused' atmosphere.

As I was thinking, suddenly the two thin wooden "door" panels at the entrance of the "door" "creaked" a few times, and I looked up, the "door" opened at some point, and a "yin" wind blew in from the outside. The pages of the book flew up, and the incense flickered and flickered, as if it was about to be extinguished.

I hurriedly turned my back and blocked the incense with my hand, and at this moment, I heard the sound of a pig crying in the room "arch~~arch".

"I'm cǎo," Chen Pi was surprised: "Brother Pig God is really here!" ”

I whispered, "Shut up! Did you speak? ”

I flipped through the book, my heart was pounding, I took a deep breath and came to the offering table, and said to the idol of Brother Pig, "Brother Pig, are you really here?" If it comes, please give some explicit. ”

It's really an evil 'door'. As soon as I finished saying this, I heard a "poof", and one of the two burning candles on the table was immediately extinguished.

Chen Pi and I looked at each other, Chen Pi was a surprise that could not be concealed, and I was a little worried. I've experienced similar spells before, but I always feel that it doesn't have much to do with me, and now with my own strength, a supernatural phenomenon has really happened. This inexplicable power did not make me happy, but extremely frightened, like a three-year-old child holding a quick knife, I don't know what I will do.

The flame of a candle was dim, and I found that the wooden statue on the table was so vivid, and the face of the god Brother Pig seemed to be flowing and more vibrant. This wood carving originally came from the hands of the 'fine' worker, wonderful, and at this time there seems to be a sense of vitality, faintly circulating. The 'female' person in Brother Pig's arms, shy and angry, seemed to have come to life with her.

I swallowed as I watched it, and it was so harsh in the eerie silence that I took a step back, barely sitting on the floor.

Chen Pi was ecstatic, simply knelt on the ground, and kowtowed to Brother Pig: "Brother Pig God, Pig Boss, Brother Pig, I am your loyal fan, my name is Chen Pi, no, Chen Zhigang." You are invited by me, so what, I want to go to the casino to play two hands, win some wife, I hope that Brother Pig God can help me. ”

So saying, he got up, lit the extinguished candle with a lighter, and then took out a large pile of food from the bag and offered it to the case.

I'm in the back, it's hard to say anything, God has already invited me, but I always feel like I'm not in decline, and I don't know what to do next.

Watching Chen Pi put things on the table, I suddenly thought of one thing, and I used to kick him in the ass: "What the fucking are you stupid?!" ”

"What's wrong again?" Chen Pi said aggrievedly.

"Look at what you're offering, the fire 'leg' intestines! Don't you know how it came about? "I scolded him.

Chen Pi hurriedly looked at Brother Pig: "Brother Pig, don't be weird, I'm a fucking idiot." He slapped himself three times in the face.

"San'er, isn't this the end of it?" He asked.

I scratched my head: "Chen Pi, to be honest, I don't know, it should be like this." I think it's better for us to be pious, since this pig god is invited for you, you have to rely on others to make a fortune, then you work hard, from tomorrow to worship incense twice in the morning and evening, if you win money, buy more delicious offerings. ”

Chen Pi said: "Don't worry about this, I don't have any other strengths, that is, I can serve people." Isn't it just a sycophant? Brother Pig, don't worry, as long as you guarantee that I win, I will buy you delicious food every day, and give you the longest incense every day. ”

When we came out of the house, I closed the door and looked at the dark night sky, and I said, "Buy a lock when you come tomorrow and lock this place." If you are not afraid of 10,000, you are afraid of what happens, if anyone comes here unintentionally and collides with Brother Pig, we all have to eat and hang. ”

Chen Pi patted his chest: "You can rest assured that I will do something." What's that, San'er, Brother Pig God is here, you go to a casino with me tomorrow. ”

"What am I going to do in that place?" I frowned.

"I'm not asking you to gamble, just accompany me to take a look, it's all a trip, and it's an eye-opener. The most important thing is that the first time I invited Brother Pig God, I was a little out of luck, I don't know what will happen, you follow me and I'll be down-to-earth. ”

I scratched my head: "Okay, we'll talk about it tomorrow." ”

The two of us 'touched' the darkness and came back from the mountains. When I got home, the eldest brother was sitting in the yard grinding his hoe. Seeing my gray face, he frowned: "Where are you, I haven't looked at you all day today." ”

I scratched my head and said, "Do some work with the tangerine peel." ”

"Stay away from him in the future," said the eldest brother, "that boy has learned badly, and is now a gambler." San'er, I can say ugly things in front. If you get into a gambling habit like your second brother, don't blame me for being rude! I'm discounting your 'legs'! ”

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