Chapter 250: I'm Talking and Playing
Song Peng's recovery is not much, but his body is still soft, as Hua Xueshu said, the evil fire does not seem to hurt the epidermis, but in fact, it directly roasts your muscles and bones, making you feel bizarre when the bones turn into water at the same time, not killing you, but letting you die slowly in pain......
The fat hair crawls to the side of Bao Yuan's body.
It's a pity that I clucked my teeth.
Seeing this, Song Peng shouted like a prophet: "It's bad, it's bad, my brothers are in this big trouble, although God has the heart to let Bao Xiaoye be a Buddha and cut meat to feed the falcon, but we can't help it, oh my God, this is God not letting us live forever?" Stand up? ”
Hua Xue killed Song Peng and snorted: "The surname Song, others haven't cried yet, why are you crying here?" ”
Song Peng said that he was very aggrieved, and Lao Tzu also fell for it!
Hua Xue killed her face and didn't care: "Hmph! The surname is Song, have you forgotten? My aunt and grandmother have heard that you were at the bottom of Dongting Lake with thousands of arrows piercing your heart and almost becoming the living dead, and you didn't drink the blood of a bunch of shit at that time, although the two of you didn't scar each other, but you can't deny it. ”
Yes, although Song Peng has been repeatedly skeptical about this matter before.
Hua Xuexuan also said so, which proves that there is such a thing.
Besides, Sun Panzi said that Bao Yuan was one of the ninety-nine flavors of elixir, and Song Peng didn't believe it anymore, and the more he listened, the more true it became.
However, when Hua Xue Kill mentioned this matter at this time, Song Peng really didn't understand it, and he didn't know what medicine Hua Xue Kill was selling in this gourd?
Hua Xueshu said: "The surname Song, if you don't have a little dog fart right now, you know, your kid is the best choice......
Song Peng understood at once: "Ah...... Flower Girl ...... You want everyone to drink Lao Tzu's blood......"
Bao Yuan listened very well, he laughed, and said retribution, retribution, this is called feng shui rotation, anyway, you can't help the copper skin and iron bones of this little master, you have to suck Song Peng's blood, the people in the history department will maintain it, for fear that it will not become a dry corpse in a hundred years, and it will not be able to pay homage......
Fat hair, flat and thick mouth, grinding teeth, deliberately showing a fierce light: "Song Ye, there is no way, fat man, my teeth are not bad, the key is that Bao Xiaoye's arm is three fucking hard points than pig iron, Song Ye is wronged, let the buddies bite you, I promise not to eat you, only drink half a basin of your blood......"
Song Peng scolded: "you!" ”
Ping Sigui was not idle, he approached the water, took the lead in rushing over, and picked up Song Peng's arm to bite it.
Song Peng was frightened and hurriedly fought.
Ping Sigui looked disdainful: "Master Song, it's not that I don't mean enough to train you, you look at how generous Mrs. Bao is, although he doesn't give up, he doesn't even frown when he drinks his blood, at most he cries and cries and calls his mother, you have to learn and implement this spirit well, come on!" ”
Hua Xue was drunk enough, and jumped up: "Ping Sigui, less nonsense...... Auntie, I just said that, but the blood of the half-hung child is really not effective, let's drink the original, don't be afraid of copper skin and iron bones, don't worry about biting him boldly......"
Du Muqing didn't dare to object, and said weakly: "Hmm...... This one...... That one...... Well...... Yes...... Tap your mouths......"
Song Peng was relieved.
But.
Song Peng began to change the magic to make it bad: "Ahem, Miss Cui, what about breaking into the tomb of the gods, you have little experience, Song Ye, I observed that you were seriously injured among the people, so, I will give you a trick, bite the lifeblood of the little master, that thing has a lot of blood, gushing ......"
Bao Yuan scolded: "True grandson! ”
At this time, Alice Nika snorted and spoke: "Master Song, if you don't mind being the last eunuch in China, you can come up with these bad ideas...... I can tell you responsibly that many of China's lost stunts have been passed abroad, and we Western countries like to protect on the basis of destruction, but there is no way, Chinese invest too little in the protection of ivory tower culture...... Hmph, I'm not only proficient in the technique of making eunuchs, I can do a small experiment with you, what's the matter, does Song Ye want to try it? ”
Park Nianyun is not far behind.
She rolled her eyes and threatened: "Does Song Ye know which criminal law created by the Chinese is most preferred by the elites of my Korean theological organization?" Now I can tell you unequivocally that it's 'chiseling', knocking your skull open with a blunt object, not lethal, and using sugar water to attract ants to devour your brain, it's very cool......"
Song Peng was crazy at the time: "Little Master Bao, you ...... What kind of foreign lady did you marry? Why the fuck are you so ruthless? ”
How could Du Muqing, the main palace, fall.
She added arrows to the strings, and her voice was fierce: "What? Song Ye is not convinced? Our Chinese has always advocated good things in pairs, but my aunt and grandmother prefer things to come in three, our Chinese has always been creative and constructive, I can create a new punishment for you, do you want to give it a try......"
Bao Yuan applauded, saying that this is like a family.
Ping Sigui laughed: "You have to get it, Master Song, next time I remember the porcelain, if you don't provoke the little master Bao, you won't provoke, you must know that these three mothers-in-law are the same as the guns, you can't fight them, I can see from their firm eyes, they do what they say......"
Fat Mao also said: "Master Song, if Ah Shirui is here, whatever he says, he will also cure you for a big crime of disrespect." ”
Song Peng snorted angrily, speechless.
Cui Yaling joked the most, and she also made a bad move: "Brother Song, I know who I am, you showed me the way, I have to take a walk if I say anything, besides, I have never been afraid of shame, Brother Bao, my sister is also ......" said and crawled towards Bao Yuan.
Song Peng was frightened and sweated, "Don't, don't...... Don't...... Don't take it seriously...... Sister Cui...... I'm talking about having fun......"
Cui Yaling smiled: "I'll tease you too......"
After speaking, Cui Yaling stared at Ping Sigui strangely, and she didn't know what her eyes represented?
Cui Yaling didn't stop, climbed to Bao Yuan's side, she smiled and said: "Brother Bao, you said that you walked on the sun, I can't predict that kind of scene, maybe that copper crane is really what you said about the ancient evil god, I have always been a mortal, I can't see through the ancient evil god's method." However, don't forget, I can know the past and the future, and I don't need to be reminded by Sister Hua, I know how to break the copper skin and iron bones......"
Cui Yaling did not suck on the wound that Hua Xue had bitten, she licked and licked Bao Yuan's right arm with her tongue, and said while throwing flattering eyes at everyone: "Look, we women can only suck his right arm, because the right arm is the main yin, and the yin in the yin is in the hand Shaoyin lung meridian, although Brother Bao is copper skin and iron bones, after all, it is driven by flesh and blood, this copper skin and iron bone also comes from a true qi, the hand is less yin, the lungs are through the tube, and if the qi is broken, it will naturally be able to bite and move, find this meridian, bite him is not a problem, is it Sister Hua." After speaking, he took a bite and blushed, and Yin Hong.
Hua Xue killed and smiled: "However, Miss Cui is extraordinary, this is exactly what I want to say." ”
Fat Mao stared at Bao Yuanyin and smiled: "Little Master Bao bear with me, Fat Master, I have avenged this tooth." ”
Bao Yuan shouted: "Help, there are cannibals here!" (To be continued.) )