101 Immeasurable Merit (Three Watches)

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This can only be said to be a blessing, the simple Holy Light +**, the first battle plan** betrayed the battle, and it was a complete success. Levi managed to delay the other party's day—about eleven hours to be exact—plus breaks.

Anyway, neither of these is human in some sense.

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“…… Are you sure you want me to wear this? ”

Levi looked at the Hawaiian outfit that the other party had given him, and said, "You know, Levi did this, and I was ashamed to refuse this." ”

In a small storefront in the capital city of the planet, Lisa carried a Hawaiian outfit that Levi was weighing up and down.

"Ahra, then you're going to put it on for me." It seemed that hearing Levi say this, Lisa was even more excited.

Do you want to prove that you are better than the original? Er,This n-in-one cassette,It does seem to be more attractive than the original.,But ......

"This is a shame, you still let me live if you wear this on the street?"

Li Wei's verbal refusal.

“…… You know my temper. Lisa smiled at Levi, revealing a small tiger tooth at the corner of her mouth - in fact, it is called a small dragon tooth: "I heard that ten blood gives birth to one essence, since your manufacturing ability is relatively slow, then I will simply start with the raw materials." ”

"What a joke." Levi tore the coat on his body with a hula, and then quickly snatched the Hawaiian suit from the other party's hand: "Look, is it appropriate?" ”

"Uh-huh, it's a good fit, it's a good fit." Nodding frequently, Lisa seemed to be satisfied with Levi's singleness.

However, at the same time that the two of them were arguing and arguing-

If a historical-level beauty like Lisa doesn't cause a little sensation, it will be a little sorry for the conscience of heaven and earth. Therefore, the scene that Levi feared the most happened after he put on that Hawaiian outfit, and planned to continue to satisfy Lisa's other ** as a woman - hurry up while she is still interested in this kind of **, in case it is replaced by a killing **, it will be another matter.

However, at this moment, a very bloody scene still happened.

He is about 1.90 meters tall and weighs about 150 kilograms, so he is theoretically a half-orc. Levi looked at it carefully for a long time and didn't see what the other party was, but later realized that it might be a mule and a wild dog.

"Well, beauty—can you get acquainted?"

If you look handsome enough, or drive a good car, or have a donkey-like license, then 51% of you can successfully pick up. It's a pity that-

However, the other party was not shy at all, and he was about to grab Lisa when he came up, and his tail fell towards Levi like a fly.

Levi was almost stupefied.

It's not because of the fear of orcs, it's as simple as feeding Lisa lollipops.

What he feared was that humanity was about to be destroyed by the words of the pervert.

"Huh?" The tone of his voice rose in vain, and Levi was terrified, and before Lisa could seem to make a move, he kicked the orc.

The latter flew out in response, and it was still the type that vomited blood while flying. Eighty percent didn't grasp the strength well, smashed a wall and several cars and pedestrians on the road, flew directly to a store across the road outside the storefront, and flew in with the wall, shelves, pedestrians, and trailer heads that they had hit along the way.

Levi looked at the half-orcs and a few pedestrians who had been kicked to death, and couldn't help but worship the Buddha with his hands together, and meditately recited: Buddha Mitabha, good and good—I am really immeasurably meritorious.

Goodness should never be used in such an occasion - that's in general. Now, kicking so many people to death is definitely doing good.

"Ah, that's amazing, that's amazing." As if frightened, Lisa threw herself into Levi's arms, looking at the explosions and terrifying noises on the other side, and couldn't help but giggle, and her voice was like a tactful and proud yellow bird: "My love, you are really imposing, Lisa said happily." ”

…… What kind of cuteness are you selling, the murderous aura at that moment just now, Li Wei dares to guarantee that all the masters in the distance have felt it.

…… I don't know if the Namek Star has any feelings-the guy who can wave his hand to destroy the galaxy is now acting like a weak woman-hey, hey, hey, did you know that I did so hard just to appease your anger?

"Really, I don't know whether I am alive or dead, and I dare to move my hands and feet." Levi pretended to slap his face relaxedly, and the sweat in his head was as if it hadn't happened: "Then, Lisa-is relieved?" If we don't understand it, we will slaughter the city. ”

Levi said that, he didn't really plan to do it.

"Yes, yes." However, he seemed to have forgotten that the other party had absorbed a lot of cells from European and American races - Lisa didn't know what politeness was - Levi expressed 10,000 pain for not bringing Poison Island and Xingcai. Of course, it's a good thing that you didn't bring your son with you - if the other party's bloodthirsty personality is also transplanted......

Terrifying than Levi.

Speaking of Levy, though......

"Damn bastard, you dare to fight even the old lady's idea - it's just that you shoot too fast, or I'll kick Ya's balls up!"

…… Evil beauties always have an air of otherness.

Of course, the main theme is evil, not beauty.

"Of course I should do this kind of thing." Levi was speechless, deliberately diverting the topic, don't mention the slaughter of the city or anything: "That, Lisa—didn't you say that there was something else going on in the city?" What the hell is going on? ”

"Well...... Go shopping, pick out clothes, grab a bite to eat, and ...... By the way, do you have a cigarette? Suddenly, the monster mother who can destroy the world asked.

"Ahh

There was not even a single pedestrian on the chaotic street, and the waiters who were supposed to come to ban smoking were either paralyzed or fled. At this moment, Li Wei handed over a piece of Chinese past-

“…… I want Zhonghai, point 7. ”

…… I thought it was Levy, but it turned out to be myself + Levy.

After lighting the fire, Lisa coughed violently, like a high school girl smoking for the first time, and in order to hide her innocence, she said, "Now, next...... We went to the TV station. ”

“……？！ Why? ”

"What are you talking about, of course I'm not asking for an autograph." Shaking her head, Lisa walked out and said without looking back, "Let's go find someone else to play this game of Lord Lisa." Since it's what I'm going to do with Lisa, then I have to let the whole world know about it! ~It's too late, otherwise let the whole universe know. ”

“……”

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Rounding and turning, and stopping in front of a building that seemed to have big pants, Levi looked at the building in front of him in embarrassment, and even more embarrassed at Lisa, who was not stopped when he walked in.

Of course, the most embarrassing thing is that I was stopped when I went inside.

The reason is very simple - Lisa's appearance has already made everyone think that this is an actress who has just been unspoken by the rules. Levi's face...... Let's call it a face, about a little-known male star who has just been subtly ruled by a female director. And the most important thing - the guard guarding the door is a man, and he was stunned when he saw Lisa just now, and now Levi walked in-

"Hey, hey, what's the matter?"

The gatekeeper was a minotaur who stopped Levi on the spot: "Do you have an identity document?" How come I don't know you? ”

“…… Ma Shan, the whole world will know me. Levi burst into tears as he had a sense of foreboding.

It's not that it's scary, it's embarrassing.

"You ......" the bull head of the janitor looked impatient.

Truth be told, it's far worse than the Minotaurs of Azeroth.

"Get out of the way, or I'll turn you into beef jerky!" Glaring fiercely-the tiger's body shook, and the qi of the king eight rose together-this is not blowing nor Long Aotian, it seems that the qi on his body has turned into something tangible, which is also a small gain in the Dragon Ball world.

If you think about it carefully, isn't Akira Toriyama the author of the first dragon arrogant Tianliu and the spirit of the king?

On the spot, the result of Wang Ba's qi was that the minotaur became diapers on the spot and urinated directly.

"Oh? Could it be that I have really practiced the Tiger Body Shock Divine Skill? Levi muttered in his heart.

However, he could only follow a few steps and walk to Lisa's side - without any hindrance along the way. Lisa asked a few passers-by to confirm where the studio was located. Since there are no national differences on this earth, the language is even the same - it seems that there is no legend of the Tower of Babel in this world, so the broadcast is carried out all over the world.

It wasn't until we arrived at the live broadcast room of the news studio that someone stepped in to stop Lisa — not that you shouldn't be here.

"Miss, the film crew is on the twelfth floor."

Speaking, it seems to be a guy who looks like a director - why does Levi know? Because the other party has a big beard.

"Hehehe-if you want to film, just come to me......"

Before the words fell, Levi flew up again.

The merit is immeasurable!

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Midnight.

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