Uncle Ming said while preparing for the family style, this "man-eating mussel" is a creature under the sea for thousands of years, what is the concept of thousands of years? Even if Emperor Qin and Han Wu did not die, and lived until now, there is no such old clam as old, and before slaughtering, it is natural to worship the fisherman, which is the rule passed down from generation to generation by the sea wolf fishermen.

The fat man lost no time in dispeling Uncle Ming's enthusiasm, he said that the boat boss Ruan Hei saw someone in the mussel shell, but it was not necessarily a mermaid, there were more things like people in the sea, and there were old dramas about mussel essence in places near the lake and sea in China, most of them were old mussels who became women and then seduced men, and then there was an old fisherman who splashed water and played with mussels, and subdued and captured, which was very happy. So there is no mermaid in this cannibal mussel, but the clam spirit is hiding in it, whoever pries her open, she will jump out and kiss whom, Uncle Ming, your old face can be wiped clean, wait for the kiss.

Uncle Ming knelt in front of the copper duck incense burner and prayed, he didn't care that the incense burner was drenched by the rain, he still reverently chanted the words, and when he heard the fat man's nonsense, he turned his head and blamed: "You are a dead fat boy and blowing water, and we have done a lot of work in robbing tombs and digging up corpses, is it possible that you really believe in these gods and ghosts?" Didn't you always say what this is...... Superstitious? After speaking, he ignored the fat man, raised the hooked scimitar that was about to slaughter the man-eating mussel, and kowtowed respectfully to the fisherman out of thin air at sea.

The fat man saw that Uncle Ming didn't believe it, so he asked me and Shirley Yang to prove it for him, I said that I had never seen the kind of obscene opera where the old fisherman caught the mussel spirit and the young woman, this kind of play that couldn't be put on the stage was only performed when the seaside fishing village was resting for fish and raising the sea, most of the actors were grass stage teams, and the flowers and forks on the faces of the Danjiao were smeared, and one arm was covered with a powdered pot lid, like chicken wings. And there are many years of children in the audience......

Shirley Yang had never heard of mussel spirits, so he asked me curiously, "How do you know so clearly if you haven't seen it?" Even children in the audience know that how can a mussel become a woman? ”

Before I joined the army, I had a sacred ideal, that is, to go to the countryside and study the laws of class struggle in the countryside, so as to provide a sufficient strategic basis for the plan of encircling the cities from the countryside to be implemented in the future when the world revolution is launched. Why did the world revolution take the line of encircling the cities from the countryside? Because in our eyes, North America and Western Europe are the largest cities, Asia and Western Europe are the largest cities, and those areas in Asia, Africa and Latin America are the rural areas...... But this matter is a bit far away, or why did the mussel spirit become a woman. In the past, there was a legend of a snail girl by Dongting Lake, saying that there was a stupid boy who was poor and white, and the poor were left with stupid strength, and the blind old lady who relied on fishing to support him often couldn't open the pot because she was too poor.

Later, this stupid boy caught a big field snail in Dongting Lake, and kept it in the water tank at home, but the big field snail became a fine and became a beautiful girl, and gave this stupid boy food and money, and also helped him clean up, do housework, and take care of his mother. Tianluo Jing and Mussel Jing are probably all the way, Mussel Jing fell in love with this silly boy fisherman, and felt that he was simple, kind, hardworking and brave or something, anyway, the whole body is the traditional virtues of the working people, and finally married him with a personal promise, this good thing even fools know willingly, so the two of them really stared at the mung beans and looked at each other, and since then they have been together to live, and I don't know if the children born in this kind of family are freaks.

Shirley Yang smiled: "This seems to be a very beautiful folklore, but I'm really strange, why don't you feel beautiful when you hear you say it, but it feels a little ridiculous, do you particularly like to ridicule beautiful things?" ”

I said, "Then you have wronged me again, is the legend of the snail girl beautiful?" Beauty is only the appearance, but what about the essence of things? Isn't the essence behind the beautiful legend worth pondering? There are too many beautiful legends like the snail girl, and the common people like to listen to them before liberation, why do they like to listen to them? Because the toiling masses are not black and white blood and sweat, in the end the wealth of creating zào is someone else's, they are diligent and diligent from generation to generation, busy with hunger and cold, but in the end they always have to live a frugal and thrifty life, there is a headache and brain fever and a small disaster, and they dare not delay their work, and if they slack off a little, they will be hungry the next day, and those who are suffering from life who do not look forward to a good daughter-in-law falling from the sky, beautiful and virtuous, it is best to be like mussel essence not only can make rice, money, and national food stamps, and you will change what you want to eat. And Guan Jian is this beautiful daughter-in-law who doesn't have a maiden home yet, and she is determined to live a poor life with hard-working people, and she can't drive away with a broom.

So they are all willing to believe that these beautiful legends are true, but in fact they are all lies, naked lies. In ancient times, those kings and nobles just figured out these lies, giving the working people a future that looks extremely bright, work hard, don't shout tired if you vomit blood, endure the poor days slowly, and slowly endure the hard days, but you have to be honest, you can't steal, you can't rob, you can't rebel, and don't casually doubt the lifestyle and family background arranged by God for you, you live like this, there will definitely be a beautiful daughter-in-law conjured out of a mussel shell in the future, waiting for you in front, you ask her how she looks? The Emperor's woman is good enough, isn't she? But the pink beauties of the three palaces and six courtyards are tied together, and they can't compare to one of the thighs of the snail girl, the snail girl is not only a small Peugeot, but also a family wealth, the baby in the dragon palace She wants to come out of the way, and she is willing to fly with you, a stupid boy, a coolie, and lie to the fool?

The fat man listened to my high arguments, and couldn't help but cheer: "It's so good Commander Hu, hit the nail on the head, in addition to the princess is the prince, most of the foreign fairy tales also talk about the principle of being the right person, but this kind of snail girl's story is too toxic." **Speaking of dung back then, I said that the toad can still eat swan meat, let's just dig out the old zongzi who deceived the toiling masses with lies from the soil, let them know that they know, take my Hu Hansan, sooner or later you have to spit it out for me! ”

Shirley Yang was already so angry with me that he lost his temper, and when he heard the fat man have the heart to tell me to do the job of touching the gold captain, I had to remind me that I had picked all the gold talismans, how could I be the gold captain again? In the future, you will have to do business in the United States.