Chapter 158: Transformed
The moment I sat on the toilet seat, I suddenly jumped up, what is there to be afraid of? Even Meng Po has seen it, what else is there to be afraid of ghosts? As soon as he stretched out his hand, he recited a mantra and drew a Qiankun talisman on his right hand. Why did the fingers become so thin? It is also painted with bright red nails.
I couldn't help but look in the mirror again, and I realized what I was doing, and the woman in the cloak was doing in the mirror, and so on! The woman in the mirror was wearing pink pajamas with a cartoon pattern of Hello KT on them, and when I looked down, I was wearing pink pajamas, a cartoon pattern of Hello KT.
My eyes were dark, I almost fainted, how did my special mother become a woman? Impossible, impossible, it's a dream! I slapped twice on my face, and the woman in the mirror also fanned me twice, oh I was struggling, it was too hard, it was called a pain, I grinned uncomfortably, and the woman in the mirror grinned uncomfortably.
I couldn't take it anymore and threw my fist into the mirror, snap! The mirror is torn apart, and I can't help it...... 's scream, constantly trembling, and the two lumps on his chest are also shaking! My scream caused a chain reaction, and soon I heard someone open the door and walk towards the toilet, and asked anxiously, "Shuangshuang, are you okay?" β
Who is Shuangshuang's special mother? I really saw a living ghost, I was in a trance except for a trance, and I told myself to be calm, but I looked at the pink pajamas on my body, the long hair of the shawl, the two lumps on my chest, and the slender legs...... It's calm, it's good if you're not crazy.
Just as I was looking at myself, oh no, or this woman's body right now, the toilet door was pulled open. A woman appeared in front of the door and asked anxiously, "Shuangshuang, are you having a nightmare again?" β
The woman in front of her is slender, without makeup, and has big eyes. Especially the choppy waves, looming, I was really dumbfounded, the nosebleed almost didn't come out, I, the body is a woman's. But I have a man's heart, I'm sure I'm not dreaming, but why did I suddenly become a woman?
Thinking back to the scene, if I had drunk Meng Po soup, I would have been able to explain the past a little. Li Yiling's Meng Po soup, why did I become a woman? I cried a face, and there was still the mood to see the big ...... Everyone understands, when the woman saw me crying and mourning, she came up and hugged me into her arms,! it! I felt like I was being stuffed by two soft globulous objects.
"It's okay Shuangshuang, I've been too nervous lately, so I'll go to the consultation center to find Dr. Zhang to show you. By the way, did you take the medicine he gave you? The woman's voice was gentle. kept comforting me, but I was getting more and more confused, enjoying this moment, but my mood was gloomy and gloomy.
Transformed, transformed! It's fucking up what Mommy is crossing, and what's even more fucking is that she transforms into a woman. I didn't speak, and the woman dragged me. Sent me back to the bedroom, poured me a glass of water and said, "Shuangshuang." Drink some water, get some more sleep, and stop thinking nonsense. β
Can I stop thinking nonsense? Dute's mother has become a woman, and she still doesn't let me think nonsense? But what can I do? Sue sΓΉ the woman in front of me I'm a man? Do you guess she believed it? Will you send me to a psychiatric hospital?
I can't take this risk, so I pretended to be very well-behaved and nodded, the woman coaxed me a few more words, turned around and left, I lay on the bed, looking at the snow-white sheets, the unfamiliar room, the feminine decoration, I couldn't help but pinch myself twice, it hurts! Not a dream.
Transform, how can a transformation be transformed? I couldn't figure out the key to it, could it be that I went to the underworld yesterday and was contaminated with too much yin qi, or was it that after my physical body entered the underworld, it affected the normal operation of the Heavenly Dao program? My head hurts when I think about it, and I can't figure it out, and I suddenly think that people are the same as the machine, as long as they are turned off and restarted, they can turn back to normal?
Some people will definitely ask, how can people shut down and restart? My thought is, isn't knocking yourself out the same as shutting down? Isn't fainting and waking up the same as restarting? Thinking of doing it, the buddy mustered up the courage to hit the wall, and his head suddenly hit a bag, and it was dark in front of him.
Don't dare to play like this, no matter how much you take your life, you can't really become a woman like this, I haven't married a daughter-in-law yet, I still have to preside over Friday, there are ghosts, I still have to ...... I got up from the ground and suddenly thought, could it be that I am swapping bodies with someone else? Could it be that a woman in my home who also doesn't know the situation has become me?
It is necessary to figure out, I hurriedly checked the qiΔ that I had become a woman, rummaged around, found a woman's satchel, took out her wallet, which contained an ID card, turned on the lamp and took a closer look, the name of my current body is called Lan Shuangshuang, and there is also a surname Lan? I was very puzzled, and suddenly remembered that the leader of the Five Poisons Sect in the rivers and lakes of the old man Jin Yong's smile was surnamed Lan and called Blue Phoenix, and I was immediately relieved, and then I flipped out my mobile phone again, clicked on it, and had a general understanding of the situation of my body.
Lan Shuangshuang is twenty-two years old, a professional model, his home is in Naga in the Northeast, a year after graduating from college, a house rented with a friend, the city is still my city, the others are very ordinary, I am speechless, you say that you will transform, you will transform, you will transform into the eldest lady of Elena's identity, drive a luxury car, live in a mansion, have a rich daddy, beautiful mother, and a rich SB boyfriend, flickering a few gold cards, it's good to have a good time first, this is a good mother, or a female sling, and there are three hundred yuan in the wallet, The mobile phone is still domestic.
I was speechless, I couldn't help but run to the window, and swiped my middle finger fiercely at God, okay? Calm down, I started to get dressed, I have to say, Lan Shuangshuang is still a very beautiful person, model, you can't be like Sister Feng, if you really transform into Sister Feng, it's better to live than to die.
Since it's a woman's body, you have to wear women's clothes, and there are no men's clothes, buddy really can't wear that skinny pants or something, so I found a pair of jeans, a turtleneck, a beige trench coat, a pair of white sneakers and a pair of keys, a wallet, a mobile phone, and carefully walked out of the house.
When I got out of the house, I took a closer look and found that the place where Lan Shuangshuang lived was a medium-sized community, seven or eight stations away from where I lived.
When I arrived at the community where I lived, I saw the familiar building, and saw the exterior car listening downstairs, my tears were about to fall, it turned out that nothing had changed in this world, it was just me, three steps turned into two steps to the familiar unit, walked up to the fifth floor, took out the key from the hole in the door, opened the door carefully, and walked in, the house is still that room, always so messy, once upon a time I was always out of sight and out of mind about the mess of the house, but now it feels so kind.
Don't get excited, don't get excited, steady and steady, I kept telling myself these two sentences, walked to the bedroom, it was not dawn, I faintly heard a snoring sound,, except for myself, I really can't think of who will live inside, I carefully pushed the door in, and I saw a head exposed outside the quilt, not my own head can be that?
I can't wait to hold my head and kiss the two, and at the same time secretly glad that my body is still there, as long as I find the key, I can still exchange each other, but if the world suddenly becomes crazy, it is not just me who has changed, but several people who have changed, and the owner of my body now has not changed into my body, then it will be too fucked up.
It's not that buddy thinks too much, it's really God playing with my mind, you can never guess it, I feel uncomfortable thinking about this, I can't help but pat myself, why is this so awkward, but that's it, I didn't expect him? She? I slept quite deeply, turned over and went back to sleep, I tried so hard to figure out what was going on, and I turned myself over.
The other party is still uh-huh...... Yes, my mother is feminine, I look at myself as a big man, but I look like a lazy woman, I am about to vomit, is my body wrapped in a woman's heart? I lost my patience anymore, so I grabbed myself from the bed and shouted, "Wake up, wake up, your mother!" β
I shook and woke up in bed, opened my eyes, and saw me with my cloak scattered, and suddenly let out a scream...... The sharp throat shook my ears deafeningly, and then he rolled his eyes and fainted!
It's quite sudden, I fainted, what should I do? I'm kind of strong in my heart, what if I become my woman and suddenly go crazy in the face of this situation?
I didn't dare to stimulate myself in bed, so I went to the bedside table with a sad face and picked up a cigarette, lit a fire and took a deep breath, telling myself to be calm, to be calm...... Carefully recalling what happened in the past few days, that is, I caught a few new ghosts, sent them to the underworld, fought with Luo Ziqi, ran to the underworld, and didn't cross the Nai He Bridge, how did I wake up like this?
Could it be that Fan Baye didn't catch Luo Ziqi, she did it? It's impossible to think about it, being forced to Yin Si by Fan Baye and Xie Qiye, how much ability can she have to make waves? If it wasn't for Luo Ziqi's ghost, how could he become this virtue? Could it be a snatch?
The so-called Taoist is a kind of Taoist technique of borrowing other people's bodies to repay yang, but no, the process of taking away is very difficult, I can't not know at all, not to mention that I have taken away, why do I transfer my soul to a woman's body? Is it borrowing the corpse to resurrect the soul? It's even more impossible, I'm not dead, is it the prank of the fairy?
But I didn't offend anyone! At this moment, I want to cry without tears! (Want to know more about "Ghosts on Friday"?) Open WeChat now, click on the "+" sign in the upper right corner, select Add Friends to add an official account, search for "wang", follow the official account, and never miss every update again! (To be continued) R580