Chapter 184: I Didn't Do It! It's me ****!
"Giggle...... Hee hee ......" accompanied by a series of silver bell-like laughter, the door of the room was pushed open, and a Miaoman figure, mixed with all kinds of amorous leaning against the door, her face was full of spring breeze pride, and kept throwing flattering eyes at Ping Sigui, gently biting her apricot lips and tongue.
Phew! What a "Sao" word.
When Ping Sigui saw it, he roared even more anxiously: "Flower girl, hurry, hurry...... Help me kill her...... She's not human......"
The excitement is big and the power is put aside, alas, the movement is not small. Bao Yuan hugged the beauty, and in a daze, he heard the wolf howl of Ping Sigui from Du Muqing's room, knowing that something was wrong, he didn't care about it, he hurriedly dressed up, and rushed to the scene with Park Nianyun one after the other. At a glance, he recognized that the person who became a "bear-like" was Ping Sigui, Bao Yuan wondered if it was okay, no, and said in his heart, what's going on? Could it be that Ping Sigui went to rob someone else's daughter-in-law last night? Let people beat up the group, Nima, rebelled, dare to beat my brother, I'm bah, this is worth it?
However, take a closer look at the injuries on Ping Sigui's body, and then look at Cui Yaling.
It seems that it is difficult for Bao Yuan to understand it.
Bao Yuan couldn't help laughing, a mouthful of saliva squirted out, and asked with a smile: "Ping Sigui, tell me honestly, did you really do it?" ”
It is unclear whether it is reasonable or not.
Anyway, Ping Sigui took advantage of the iron law of high voice: "I didn't do it!" And, yes, I, was,! ”
Seriously, Du Muqing really wanted to endure it, but the facts told her that she couldn't bear it at all. Du Muqing laughed and said Ping Sigui, you are really unproductive, you are a big old man in a square and upright manner, and even a little woman can't clean it up, so you really have no interest in getting home. Phew!
Bao Yuan was also happy: "That's true, Pingye let the woman clean it up?" ”
Ping Sigui corrected: "It's a woman who is ravaged!" ”
At this time, Song Peng, Fatty Mao, Sun Panzi, and Yang Xuejiao also arrived one after another, and there was no need to ask, as soon as the four of them saw the appearance of Ping Sigui's bear, their tight mouths twitched for a long time. I couldn't hold it anymore, and I laughed loudly.
Cui Yaling looked like a winner, her face suddenly changed to disdain, she said: "Ouch, Brother Ping, little girl, I have tried my best to serve you for a night, how can I say it." Even if I don't have merit, little girl, then there is hard work, right? What's the matter, Brother Ping, are you upset? Little girl, I forcibly turned you from a silver-like wax spear head into a great hero, hey, why did you sue the wicked first, but instead beat the little woman back? I am not wronged by the little woman, although men are not a good thing, I admit the little woman, but you can't do the same! ”
This justice does not need to be broken.
Everyone present was like a mirror in their hearts. It's bluer than the sky.
Ping Sigui roared: "Little Master Bao, hurry, hurry...... Kill this...... She's not human...... She's a ......."
Bao Yuan's best skill is to ask knowingly. In order to find out the details of the whole thing, Bao Yuan asked in a raised voice: "Master Ping, this is yours, even if we intend to ascend to the court and handle this case, we haven't figured out the one, two, three, four." How can you destroy Miss Cui with your family's words? What is the big sin that Miss Cui has committed? Why damn it? You should at least point out the truth! ”
Song Peng said cheap words in his mouth: "Shengtang!" Mighty! This case is a very important matter, it is not easy for children, and women cannot sit in on it, so those who have nothing to do with this case should go back to the room as soon as possible to avoid it. Otherwise, once the trial is opened, you will be implicated! ”
Fat Mao also hummed a song: "Ping, four, expensive...... Please, to, package, big, explain, state, case, issue, scripture, pass ......"
Sun Panzi couldn't help but snort: "Ping Sigui, quickly tell the truth to Lord Bao, Lord Bao will definitely give you justice!" ”
Ping Sigui said something that had nothing to do with this case: "True grandson! ”
Without waking up, Bao Yuan stomped his feet: "The plaintiff roared in court, press ...... According to the law of the Bao family, pull it out, and the rod will be punished twenty! ”
Song Peng added: "I'm going to pick up my pants and beat!" ”
If you have fat hair, it hurts even more: "If you are afraid that your butt hurts, you can choose to turn it over and beat it." ”
Ping Sigui scolded: "Fuck your uncle! ”
Such a good drama is really rare in the world. What kind of children are not easy, what women are not easy, get out of the fucking distance, no one in the court is willing to avoid it, all of them want to prick up their ears to listen to where Ping Sigui is "wronged"? Since the beginning of humanity, I have only heard that women do not let their eyebrows be shaved, and rouge does not lose heroes. Phew, I've never heard of a man enjoying a bed and suing a woman in turn.
So far.
The face is not face, the face is not face.
Ping Sigui didn't want it at all, and he didn't care about being ashamed.
rushed to Bao Yuan and Du Muqing like a resentful woman and complained about the suffering she suffered last night.
Ping Sigui's pleadings are no less than Lanling's smile and smile, he said, last night, Lao Tzu secretly led the decree of Venerable Du, and made a special trip to investigate and test Cui Yaling's fineness, yes, although the purpose is intended, although the intention is intended, it is smooth sailing and unimpeded, one is a dry firewood, and the other is just waiting for the spring breeze to return to the nest, Cui Yaling's room, Lao Tzu did not even have to open it without effort, and even those teasing, guiding, and step-by-step processes are exempted.
Bao Yuan said: "Very good, one is waiting for a commotion, the other is a commotion, it's just a convention, there's nothing wrong with it?" ”
Ping Sigui shouted loudly, saying that Cui Yaling was not a woman at all, she was the reincarnation of a, no, she should be a living. said that she smelled that Lao Tzu would go to visit at night, and she had already stripped naked in the room and waited, and as soon as she entered the door, she picked up Lao Tzu without saying a word......
Everyone looked at each other and said in their hearts, it is exactly what you want!
Boss Bao Yuan didn't understand: "Hey, if you strip it off, you can strip it naked, what's this, Ping Sigui, doesn't this fit your thoughts?" ”
Ping Sigui roared majesticly: "Yes, that's right, at that time, Lao Tzu also thought that God had opened his eyes, not only did it make sense to pick up girls, but also made some extra money afterwards, why not do it, in fact, for this little money, I almost ruined Lao Tzu, no, it has been ruined!" ”
Earn?
Except for Du Muqing.
Everyone else was stunned.
Du Muqing hurriedly explained with a red face: "Oh, this is what I personally promised, I said that I would let Bao Xiaoye award Ping Ye one million yuan afterwards!" ”
Fat Maole said angrily: "The caliber of the witnesses is the same, please continue to state the facts of the case!" ”
Ping Sigui finally sat on the chair with his crotch lifted, and the more he talked, the more angry he became: "Heaven, earth, Bao Xiao Taiye, just for this million yuan, Ping Ye I have folded the happiness of my life, Du Venerable, Bao Xiao Taiye, you two have to be the master for me, this revenge is not convinced, Ping Ye I am a man in vain, my happiness, my life, roots, son, my future, my children and grandchildren of the Ping family......"
Bao Yuan played an official tone: "Come on, come on, Ping Sigui, it sounds like Lord Ben feels that you have taken advantage of both ends, why do you have a grudge again?" Oh, it's cheap for you to take advantage of, but you kid instead beat a rake and said that ours is not, and Lord Ben doesn't agree! ”
Song Peng and Fatty Mao also pretended to be confused: "We don't agree either!" ”
Only then did Ping Sigui state the key points of the case, saying that Cui Yaling tossed Lao Tzu for a night, squeezed it dry, sucked it up, and said that Lao Tzu's body was a board, even those heroes and heroes at home and abroad in the Spring and Autumn Hall couldn't stand her tossing, damn, it was just a spicy hand destroying flowers, and he didn't sleep all night, he tossed Lao Tzu inside and out forty-eight times in a row...... Forty-eight times...... The eggs are ...... The gun is swollen......
Talking and talking.
Ping Sigui simply ripped off the clothes on his upper body, shirtless, and roared more than a lion: "Look, look, all these embroideries on Lao Tzu's body are tattooed by her mouth, you say, should you sentence the goods to a decisive decision!" No, no, Lao Tzu will personally supervise the ......" (To be continued.) )