Chapter 9: An Appointment at Twelve
"Boy, do what my daughter-in-law says, I'll take your life today, and tell you the truth, the director of your county public security bureau has a good relationship with me, even if you are abolished, I'm fine!"
With that, the shoes stepped on my face, and the voice laughed.
The baseball bat was still hitting me, I didn't shout, I looked at the boss Wang calmly, and when he stepped on me hard, I pulled away suddenly, he stepped on the air, leaned forward, I rolled on the spot, went behind him, kicked his ass, and he rushed forward.
The tall man in front of me was wielding a baseball bat to beat me hard, and before he could collect the stick, he hit him on the head with a stick, and blood flowed.
"I'm your mother, I don't have long eyes, ah"
The last word is Boss Wang's scream, I have already run to the corner of the wall, picked up the shovel I had placed there before, and slashed his ass with a shovel.
When a few young men saw that the boss was injured, they panicked, and two people went to help him, and two people called me again.
The shovel in my hand was longer than their baseball bat, and in two or three strokes they all cut their baseball bats to the ground, and the four young men escorted the boss and hurried out of the yard, and the water clouds rushed to meet me.
"Four Tigers, do you really not love me?"
She did it again, and she looked pitiful again, and I knew that I couldn't let her kiss me, as long as she kissed me, I was finished.
"Get out, while Master Zu is not angry."
I deliberately moved Master Zu out, Shui Yun is not afraid of me, but he is afraid of Master Zu.
"Hmph, you think I'm really scared of that big mouse? You tell him that I also worship a grandfather, if he has the courage, after twelve o'clock tonight, in the threshing floor behind the village, my grandfather will meet him! ”
With that, she turned around and left.
I held a shovel and was stunned in the courtyard.
Master Zu has long ignored me, where can I pass the word? And looking at Shui Yun's posture, she really found a helper, and the ancestor she said is probably also a family immortal.
If it's just to deal with Boss Wang, I can ask the people in the village to help, but if there is really a family immortal, I can't find the people in the village, and it will be troublesome to implicate others.
After thinking about it, I put down the shovel and turned my head to go into the house, and knelt in front of the little green man.
"Master Zu, the disciple is not sensible, he collided with your old man, you have a lot of adults, just help the disciple and I will give you Dongpo meat, drunkard peanuts, and wine every day, Master Zu, if the disciple dies, no one will give you these things."
I cried once, said it several times, but there was no voice to answer me, I estimated that Master Zu really went out, and as soon as my eyes rolled, I ran to the commissary and bought a lot of meat and wine, and came back to make several dishes, which were placed in front of Master Zu's case.
"Master Zu, this may be the last time I will cook for you, the disciple may be beaten to death tonight, you will eat more this time, eat this time, you won't be able to touch it in the future."
I deliberately pretended to be very sad, and I rushed to the table bitterly, while picking up chopsticks and eating.
"Master Zu, don't blame the disciple, the disciples are all people who are going to die, just grab two chopsticks and eat meat with you, if the disciple doesn't go to the appointment tonight, then you will lose your name, the disciple would rather be beaten to death than lose your face!"
I ate two chopsticks, and when I ate the third chopstick, I found that the meat was tasteless.
I am happy in my heart, it seems that this ancestor has not left!
"Where's the wine?"
There was a faint voice, but it made me very happy, I brought the meat here today, and hid the wine in the kitchen, just to deliberately seduce him out.
"Master Zu, you are here, there is wine, but you have to save your disciple's life tonight!"
I quickly knelt down again, kept kowtowing, and the voice came again: "Alas, that's it, for the sake of the delicious meat, I won't care about you, bring the wine, I'm hungry." ”
I was happy when I heard it, and I quickly trotted all the way to the kitchen to get the wine, I didn't prepare too much wine, it was half a catty, I was afraid that he would be too drunk and drunk, and he couldn't beat the ancestor of the water cloud at night.
"Master Zu, you drink so much tonight, and when it's over tonight, I'll prepare some more good wine for you tomorrow, how about we get drunk and rest?"
"Well, this disciple of yours is very sensible, better than your grandmother, your grandmother never drinks, and she doesn't let me drink, and it's not delicious to cook. Don't worry, with Master Zu here, no one can touch you. ”
"Master Zu is amazing, but Master Zu, I heard that Shui Yun say that she also recognized a Master Zu, but I don't know which way it is an immortal, you have to prepare in advance."
"Don't worry, she's worshipping Balizhuang Bai Daxian, that guy is evenly matched with me, and he won't do anything to you."
I sat down according to the number of Hu Bai, Huang and Liu Gray, and knew that Bai Tai Sin should be a hedgehog.
After a while, the food and wine were tasteless, and I didn't see the big rat come out, it seems that it has sucked away the taste of the food and wine.
"You go and prepare three firecrackers, and half a bucket of dung water, and when you are ready, go to bed, and sleep until eleven o'clock and carry these things to the back of the village, and you don't care about the rest."
He said it lightly, and then stopped speaking, I happily went to prepare, and then took my phone to time, and fell asleep on my milk bed, and I found that I liked the feeling of the milk room more and more.
At eleven o'clock I was woken up by the sound of the bell, carrying firecrackers and dung buckets, and the shovel went to the back, and as soon as I left the village, before I reached the threshing floor, I saw a white shadow floating in front of me in the tree.
Because I heard my ancestor say that the family immortal invited by Shui Yun was Bai Daxian, I thought it might be the white shadow in front of me.
The shadow fluttered on the tree, swinging here and there, with no intention of coming, I wondered, put down my things and slowly leaned over.
As soon as he leaned in, the thing jumped.
I was startled and turned to run back, only to hear a young girl's voice, "Oops." ”
Damn, that Bai Daxian is a girl?
I stopped, and the thing didn't chase after me, it seemed to fall to the ground, and never said anything more.
I felt that something was wrong, so I slowly leaned over and saw a girl in a white trench coat lying on the ground with a rope tied around her neck, obviously about to hang herself!
I've met this girl in the village a few times before, it's not from our village, it should be from a nearby village.
I quickly touched her, didn't say anything, I touched her nostrils, there was still a little breath, I couldn't care about anything else at this time, I quickly broke my mouth, mouth-to-mouth artificial respiration.
After a while, her breathing calmed down, but before she woke up, I rummaged through her wallet, and her ID card read: Lin Nuan, born in 1990, from Beijing.
She's a Beijinger? Why do you always wander around our village?
I looked at the time, it was half past eleven, I couldn't delay any longer, woke her up, and I left when she was in a daze.
Hide everything in the wheat stack at the back of the village, and when they get to the threshing floor, Shui Yun and they have been waiting here for a long time.
The lights at the gas station on the highway were bright, and I looked around the water clouds and didn't find anything like Bai Tai Sin.
"Adulteress, what kind of white immortal are you talking about? Are you afraid of my grandfather? I sue you, if you're scared, get out of here, no matter where you go, you are now my daughter-in-law, I won't hold you responsible for harming my grandmother, you are still bullying the door, adulteress! ”
I hated her so much, she snorted coldly, nodded at Boss Wang, and the four young men ran towards me again.
I had expected them to do this, so I ran back, ran behind the wheat stacks, picked up the shovel and slapped it.
Weapons pay attention to one inch long and one inch strong, one inch short and one inch dangerous. Don't look at the baseball bat in their hands is much more expensive than my shovel, but it is far less practical than mine, my shovel flew up and down, and the four of them surrounded me, and no one dared to rush over.
"Stupid, hurry up and take him down for me!"
Boss Wang shouted from afar, not daring to lean over, I approached him while fighting, and when he didn't pay attention, I hit him violently.
He had already been cut to the ass by me before, and this time he was cut to the arm by my shovel, and I still didn't understand the hatred, and when I wanted to cut him again, the water cloud was already in front of him.
"Shui Yun, you water-based poplar thing, eat inside and out!"
I didn't dare to ask the people in the village to help me, because being cuckolded was not a glorious thing, and the water cloud disappointed me.
"I married you to get revenge on you! If you look at me closely, I'm the one who was smashed by you back then! Your grandmother was nosy back then, my husband hated me for cheating, and gave my soul to your grandmother, and your grandmother sealed me, but you broke the bottle, and I couldn't reincarnate if I wanted to, so I want to torture you, entertain you, and !! for the rest of my life. ”
I was stunned when she said this, I still remember what I did when I was thirteen, but I don't know what method she used to become like a normal person.
The reason why my grandmother asked me to marry Shui Yun was to let me pay off my debts!