Chapter 135: Being -- pretending to be on fire
Holding a cigarette, the other party was stunned, looking at the smile on the shopping guide's face, he was a little embarrassed, as if he had really forgotten about it, but generally this kind of store can be accommodating, after all, most of the people who buy cars are men, and smoking is nothing.
"Can't really smoke it? I used to be able to smoke at other stores, and they were very attentive. "The man is a little dissatisfied at this point, look at the kid, a large group of little sisters around don't talk, and a cup of tea, I haven't even drunk the end of the tea until now, and I don't let me smoke, I don't have a sense of God at all, only that kid is God, I spend more money than him, okay, how did you come to things.
"I'm sorry, my store is the largest in the city, the most complete car dealership, the service is generally high-end people, so the regulations are stricter, in order not to cause inconvenience to other guests, please do not smoke in public, you really want to smoke can go to our customer rest area."
As soon as the older shopping guide finished speaking, the large group of little girls around him also looked over, looking at the handsome guys, none of them smoked, what are you playing deep with an old man, is this trying to pretend to be forced in front of this brother?
The man put away his cigarette embarrassedly, and looked at Lu Li's eyes even more unpleasantly.
I'll go, why do you want to put hatred on my head, you have to smoke and go out to smoke, don't let you smoke my, and it's not my regulations, you see my dry hair.
Lu Li thought for a while, "Do you have a Bugatti Veyron here?" ”
A group of little girls were disappointed, and the fourth said regretfully: "Brother, you saw it last time you came, we don't have this car, it's inconvenient to buy, and it's too expensive, too few people can consume, buy one for too long, it's a big cost, and it may not be able to sell, so this kind of top supercar is generally not in stock, and the last Lamborghini has put a lot of pressure on the boss." ”
The middle-aged man's face was full of disdain, and Bugatti Veyron, there is no one in the province, didn't you ask on purpose? I'll go, it's too untechnical to pretend to be forced, what kind of car is Bugatti Veyron, more than 10 million, one can buy more than a dozen 911s, and the owner of the car dealership in a city like Yicheng dares to enter one, not afraid of losing him.
Looking at Lu Li's eyes, he was very disdainful, the middle-aged man has seen the world more or less, in China, the Bugatti Veyron is definitely the most awesome supercar, there is no one, the starting price is more than 25 million, and it may not be possible to buy it, I am afraid that the price will be added a lot, there is no way and strong strength, such a car is not something that ordinary people can play.
What's wrong with the second generation, I bought a Porsche Ferrari, a Lamborghini, or a Bugatti Veyron, and I have to get rid of part of my net worth, which is cash, tens of millions, and I can play real estate in a smaller city.
Lu Li was also a little hesitant, he really wanted to buy one, he couldn't buy another Lamborghini, his own one said that he would send it to Wang Liang, and he wouldn't break his promise, anyway, money is a bastard, and if there is no more money, it is not as good as before, he is a traverser, and he has also opened the origin world, established a legal enterprise, and controlled the underground forces in Phoenix, it is still relatively easy to make money.
Although it is expensive, Lu Li has some heartache, but it is by no means unaffordable, no matter how awesome the car is, for the traverser, it is just a toy, it is still a very ordinary toy, believe it or not, get a mothership in the sky as a car, the Avengers will go sooner or later, compared with it, the Bugatti Veyron is a magic horse, it is Batman's Batmobile, and it is more awesome than it I don't know how many times.
"Then forget it." Lu Li also felt a little regretful, the man didn't like cars, so he took out his green ABC debit card and handed it over.
The man was even more disdainful, he really came to pretend to be forced, and he was very well prepared, the Agricultural Bank of China debit card! It's a pity that the strength is not good, if you want to pretend to be forced, at least like me, if you don't have the strength, you deliberately pretend to be there, it's a stupid - force! At first glance, he relied on a little money at home, an amateur-level pretending enthusiast.
You despise shì fart, where did I pretend on purpose, how did I do it on purpose, Lu Li also understood, he was thought to be here to pretend to be forced last time, and this thing thinks so again, I'll go, I'm too lazy to pay attention to you, a group of neurotics, go home and take medicine if you're sick.
"Brother, you sit down for a while, and we will handle the contract soon."
Looking at the greeting of a few little sisters attentively, the man also walked to the rest area and sat down unhappily, just such a guy who didn't pretend to come out, you are all like this, I, the person who bought a more expensive car, but you turned a blind eye, it is really a group of brain-dead, and I will never come again next time.
"Boss, I've bought what you wanted."
At the gate, two blonde beauties walked in, Sheila was wearing a blue tight dress, which was short to the thighs, looking at the two white long legs, the man was dizzy.
Angelica is even more small shirt and black miniskirt, a dress of an urban OL, and a pair of gold-rimmed glasses, which makes people unstoppable, not to mention unbuttoning the two buttons, revealing a deep and long career line, it seems that it has at least E.
As soon as the two entered the door, they immediately attracted everyone's attention, and even the shopping guides who thought they were beautiful women widened their eyes, looking at them without blinking, women can still attract women's attention, especially in the face of huge lethality.
"Boss, you've bought what you want, it's still hot."
After saying that, Sheila took out a plastic box, and as soon as she opened the lid, everyone smelled a pungent smell.
"It's so fragrant, you have to eat it hot." Lu Li poked a piece and put it in his mouth, smacking it, and the aftertaste was endless.
Sheila looked at Lu Li with a strange face, where is this fragrant, the smell is so strange, how does the owner like to eat this, you have to get used to it slowly in the future.
Angelica looked indifferent, for the current zombie body, the smell was much better than the corpse.
The middle-aged man's eyes are about to bulge out, this is not to shock the two beautiful Persian cats who are more models than models, but this product actually eats stinky tofu in the store, and there are still people who care, Nima, I smoke a cigarette, you will say four, five or six, and you are afraid of affecting others in public, he doesn't count if he eats stinky tofu, he is not afraid of affecting others, eating in public is the same uncivilized behavior, but you don't see it, and there is no heavenly reason.
"Wow, it's so fragrant, I want to eat it."
"Yes, brother, where did you buy it, I'll eat it next time."
"Brother, is it okay to give me a piece, I haven't eaten it for a long time."
"Brother, it turns out that you like to eat this just like me."
Your sister, you're all brain-dead, you despise me when I smoke, he eats stinky stinky tofu that can't be smelled, you just say fragrant, what about your boss, is he dead, and he doesn't come out to take care of it, what kind of broken shop, a person who can't pretend to be forced is awesome, my brother spends more money than him, I didn't pretend to be forced, okay, in fact, I also pretended, but pretending to be forced depends on strength.
Just thinking about it, a bald middle-aged man walked out, and when he saw Lu Li, his eyes were almost like calling his father, and he hurriedly walked over, "Mr. Lu, eat, drink, it's so fragrant, I'll buy a box and try it later." ”
Daddy, the man yelled in his heart, this boss is brainless, your big customer is here!
"It's on the corner of the street over there, three yuan a box, the taste is honest, I've eaten it for so many years, this time-honored store is the most authentic." Lu Li muttered.
Bald looked at the two foreign girls standing next to Lu Li, swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and glanced at the man next to him, what are you pretending to be in front of others, look, the female secretary of the foreign girl, or both, the whole province is the only one, you and him carry it, you are doing death, the boss has already seen the situation in the hall through guò monitoring, and can't help but sympathize with the other party, as far as your expression is concerned, you must think that he is not pretending to be good, it is an amateur, hey, have fun.
"You've got your contracts done, you see?"
"Angelica, I'm busy." For Lu Li, it doesn't matter whose name the car is, what is this thing, they are all their own people, well, subordinates.
This scene has become a classic example of pretending to be forced in the eyes of everyone, look, this is a few cars worth a total of 3.5 million, and the ownership will be transferred, look at how people make a secretary, this is a typical secretary who has something to do, nothing to do the secretary, no wonder there is such a superb secretary, or two, I don't mind flying at all, and I am willing, just this means, that can stand it, this is the atmosphere!
Looking at everyone's strange eyes, Lu Li couldn't help but sweep it, and the stinky tofu fell to the ground, Shuangfei Your sister, you haven't touched your hands, your thoughts are just a group of birds and --- beasts, my brother is still a virgin, pure!
Some couldn't stand the gazes of everyone, including what you know, Lu Li stood up, that is, he opened his mouth all over his body, no matter how he explained, it is estimated that no one will believe it, forget it, believe it or not, anyway, my brother is not here to pretend, let's get it done and leave.
"Mr. Lu, take the liberty of excuse me." Seeing that Lu Li wanted to leave, the boss hurriedly spoke.
"What?"
"Do you really want a Bugatti Veyron?"
"yes, don't you have one?"
"Yes, a friend of mine runs a coal mine and ordered one, Weihang, but unfortunately, the price of coal has plummeted in recent years, and his business is not tight, so he has not paid the full amount, and the car is still in the warehouse, I can discuss with him, this car will be sold to you." The boss also became more active, his brother must agree, now there is still half of my money, if he wants the full amount now, it is estimated that he can take his life, it is better to give it to this.
"Yes, the card is given to you, the RMB is not much, is it okay with the US dollar?"
Damn, this is starting to pretend again, and use dollars directly. Everyone had such expressions.
Pretend to be your sister, Lu Li is depressed, the money brought out from the source last time was only 10 million US dollars in cash, and it was exchanged for 5 million, and there are still 5 million left, where is there so much RMB to pay, I will pretend to be a hairy.
"Yes, I'll do it right away."
Seeing Lu Li go out to pick up the car, followed by two pole Persian cats, the man asked uncertainly: "Bugatti Veyron, Weihang, 30 million top supercars, say buy it and try it?" ”
The older shopping guide glanced at him sympathetically, "I bought it, I spent 33.5 million today, and I bought a Lamborghini LP-400 that is close to 8 million less than two weeks ago, and I bought more than 40 million cars in a month." "I said what are you doing with him, you said that you are dead, there is no second generation in Yicheng who dares to say that he used so much money from his family to buy a car.
It's just that he thinks, and the family has to agree, 40 million is not 4 million, the difference between the two is far away, you didn't look at his posture, where is the second generation, it's obviously the rich generation, or the super awesome kind, you deserve not to read the blog, I don't know this.
"I'll go, it's really awesome."
The bald boss came over and patted him, "Brother, this is not an amateur, he is an expert-level pretend, and they may all be hardcore, take a look." With that, he handed over his phone.
A blog with a photo, a few big words on the book "Yicheng surprise pretending to be a brother", the picture and text come from two places, one of them is a twenty-six or seventeen-year-old woman, telling about the process of Lu Li buying a car, obviously the elderly shopping guide, the other, Lu Li must have scolded his mother when he saw it, I went, it was actually his friend Wang Liang! told it, a few classic stories of pretending, including meeting this morning.
"Damn, I said it's a little familiar, it turns out to be the legendary pretending brother!" The man patted his thigh, suddenly realized, and couldn't help but say regretfully: "Idol, forget to take pictures of the blog." ”