I rubbed it, this bastard is bullying me for talking, right?

The sound was earth-shattering, and even many people next to me looked at the top of my head with strange eyes, and what was even more odious was that Wang Kun, who actually pinched me indiscriminately on the top of my head.

"Yes, yes, this hood is still a D-cup."

Maybe it's because I'm really angry when I see it, these two living treasures are no longer noisy, especially the dead fat man Bi Dou, who stared at Wang Kun with a look of wanting to draw a line with Wang Kun.

"I said Xiao Chai, how come there are all obscene people around you, this great immortal is talking about a bad omen, a fierce omen, a omen, a omen, a omen, I made a divination for you before, it is very dangerous." At the last few words, the bastard's face seemed to be contorted with excessive fear.

I glanced at Bi Dou angrily, although his divination was very inaccurate, but there were a few times to help, so it was really impossible for me to have no shadow in my heart after listening to his words.

"What bad omen? Tell me what you've calculated. ”

When I asked this, it naturally meant that I believed his words, and Bi Dou was stunned at the moment, looking vigorous, where was the previous obscenity.

"This ...... This one...... This and this...... Bad omen......"

I don't dare to let this guy talk anymore, I think if it goes on like this, the woman next to me will call 110 to call the police to catch the pervert, this thing is a bad omen, people who don't know still think we are talking about what a lewd topic.

As if he also knew the ambiguity in his words, Master Bi Dou coughed dryly, and after avoiding those two words, he said, "I calculated, you should be preparing to go back to school this time, yes or no?" ”

I nodded, didn't speak, just looked at him and waited for his next step.

"You have a catastrophe in school, although that matter is considered to be a conclusion, but you have offended someone, this time you go back, that person is afraid that he will find you trouble, and even his life is in danger."

Master Bidou's words are extremely vivid, as if I really met the future, but no matter what I think, I can't think of anyone I can offend in school, you know, although I don't belong to the type of good man, but at least it's a happy neutral, to say that I'm a little popular, but offend people, it's really not.

Seeing that I shook my head and said what I thought in my heart, Master Bi Dou put up a pu in front of me unhappily, "Xiao Chai, you are also a cultivator, you can't believe in the fortune in the underworld, if you believe in this great immortal, this great immortal has a way to let you avoid this calamity, do you believe it or not?" ”

When this guy laughs, the fat on his face will tremble uncontrollably, fortunately it's daylight now, if it's night, I can't tell how many young girls call the police to catch the gangsters.

"Faith." I gritted my teeth and uttered such a word.

After hearing my words, Master Bi Dou exhaled a heavy breath and said, "This solution is a drop, but you also know that for fortune-telling and disaster elimination, this great immortal will be punished by God, ......what about these losses?"

With a small eye, this guy kept rubbing his fingers in front of me.

Yes, I knew that I would be falsely accused by this guy, so I asked angrily, "Say, how much does it cost?" ”

Of course, I just asked casually, if anything really happens, I'm not afraid to have my senior sister protect me.

"100,000 yuan."

I'm going to go, this guy is really blackmailing, and the price is 100,000 yuan.

I haven't even filmed the case, Wu Yifei, who had been watching the excitement before, couldn't sit still, and drove this bastard away as soon as possible, scolding and saying that they haven't blackmailed me so much money, and this dead fat man just appeared and opened his mouth like this.

I can see that these two groups of people are not good birds, but there is nothing to say now, we are going to board the plane, before leaving, Master Bi Dou waved his hand to me like a lover and said something If you really get into trouble, let me go to the side of the broken bridge to find him.

When I got on the plane, I couldn't calm down in my heart, if someone else said to me like that, I naturally wouldn't believe it, but Bi Dou is different, he still has some Taoist ability.

"Sister, do you say that Bi Dou is true?"

I frowned and asked my sister who was taking a nap with her eyes closed, but she didn't respond positively to my question.

"Senior brother, as a cultivator, you must have your own methods and means of dealing with the world, and don't ask others for help when you encounter something," Senior Sister said this, paused, and continued to add, "After returning to school, if you encounter any more trouble, you can figure it out by yourself, Senior Sister will not help you anymore." ”

Jiao's words made me feel crusted for a while, but when I think about it, no matter when, my ability is the most helpful to me.

The reopening date was set for the third day after we went home, counting the days, it has been two months since the first school started, of course, most of the time during this period we were hanging out outside, and we did not go to school properly, but this time it was already December.

The weather in the south is wet and cold, and even on those sunny days, walking on the campus road, it is still cold and biting when the wind blows lightly.

It's been a few days since school started, of course, during this period, we should skip class, play games, no way, class is boring, the weather is too cold, the bed is so warm, the game is high, how can we go to the cold classroom to study in this situation.

After returning to school, we also got a good news, that is, the final exam was cancelled, after all, the class was suspended for too long, and many of the content could not be connected with the final exam.

But anyway, for us, let's get by, and the small life is quite comfortable, as for the bad omen of Rausch that Master Bidou told me, it didn't appear at all, and over time, I also threw it out of the clouds.

On this day, a few of us were eating in the school cafeteria, and a few lewd ** silk also studied the scale of the recent island country blockbuster from time to time, and it was at this time that a girl not far from us suddenly screamed.

Following the sound, I was stunned, the owner of the voice was none other than Xia Leier, the minister of our entertainment department.