If you don't catch the tail swing in spring, the ghost weather will be so hot that you can spread eggs on your face.

Or that when the weather gets hot, there are too many things to worry about. The first thing is that the mood will deteriorate, and as soon as the mood becomes worse, I want to hit someone, and what happens after that? It's hard to say specifically, whoever you meet, who is unlucky!

On the edge of the city, a small three-story building is low and abrupt, and some chickens and cranes stand tall.

In the middle of the day, the office on the top floor of the small building.

A girl who looked like she was in her twenties, wearing a purple over-the-knee skirt with a ponytail on her head, Ge You slumped in the only boss chair, her legs folded on the desk in front of her, looking at the ceiling.

Ceiling... on the suit "gecko", her short, frustrated and chubby boss. It's about that she was a little too anxious this time, and the "dark circles" gift was too direct, but there was one on the left and right, should she get another one, so it was a good match?

"Little Qi!" the girl stretched out her arms and stretched the tendons, then pressed the back of her neck with her left hand to activate the system.

[ZD741 (What's the matter, I'm angry with you) at your service, Master Ziyin, what are your orders?] The standard mechanical male voice.

"Speak human words!" the girl snapped and frowned.

This is her system "Xiao Qi", newly bought, and currently quite obedient, but a little noisy.

[Ziyin is right, Ziyin is all right!What is Ziyin's good proposal? Xiao Qi seconded!] The mechanical voice was replaced by a very magnetic male voice, but the attitude was slightly dog-legged.

Listening to the man's voice, the girl's face softened, and she raised her eyes to see that her boss's hands and feet were attached to the ceiling and she didn't plan to come down, and her arms were wrapped in front of her chest.

"Head, it's hot up there, why don't you come down and cool down?"

There was a dead silence, and you actually ignored her?

"Seven! It's okay, let's make a bet!"

[What are you betting on?

"Nonsense!

[Ziyin is right! Ziyin is all right!]

Satisfied with the system's knowledge of current affairs, Liu Ziyin looked at his boss for the third time. It wasn't until a drop of stinky sweat fell on the table that she announced the bet.

"The head has been hanging on it for a long time, it's strange and hard. Let's tell him a joke, and whoever makes him laugh and is willing to come down and talk to me will win! The bunch of snacks I bought the day before yesterday is a bet!"

[Forehead ......] A certain seven was bitter, but he didn't dare to say it.

"What's the matter, you don't want to?" Seeing that Mouqi hesitated, she tugged at the corners of her mouth.

[Willing, willing!Ladies first, let's start!] A certain Qihuang is bitter: You can't eat it if you win, isn't this a clear bully system?

At this point, Liu Ziyin's eyebrows and eyes were curved, and the corners of his lips also appeared in a beautiful arc, and he supported his cheeks with one hand and meditated for a while.

"Once upon a time, there was a man who went to the construction site without wearing safety gear, but then he was doing well, and he was fed every meal. When she finished her joke, she was quiet enough to hear her breathing, but now she couldn't even hear her breathing.

For a long time, a certain seven risked death to ask.

[Finished?]

"Ahh

[Purple Seal's joke is simply funny, hahaha-]

"Little Seven!"

【To!】

"It's him laughing, not you. ”

【......】

Listening to Liu Ziyin's words became cold and hard again, a certain seven decisively and wisely closed his mouth. Liu Ziyin let out a slow and long breath in his nose, looked at the ceiling again, and sure enough, the pig didn't move.

"Tell me!"

[What?]

"Why are you angry, bet! Can you be serious, itchy skin?"

[The purple seal is the most beautiful, and it is not beautiful when you are angry!

"Uh-huh. ”

A simple and crude compliment from a certain seven seemed to work very well, Liu Ziyin just sat up straight, snorted lightly when he heard this, and embedded himself back in the chair. When a certain seven saw the danger alarm lifted, he couldn't help but be bold and clear his throat.

[Recycle blue suits and bully subordinate soil round fertilizer.] 】

[Recycle blue suits, bully subordinates, one-eyed panda soil round fertilizer. 】

[Recycle blue suits, oppress subordinates, one-eyed pandas, and ceiling soil round fertilizer. 】

Liu Ziyin looked confused, if Xiao Qi's "programming father" stood in front of her, she would definitely see how other people's brains looked. This summary is incisive!

[I'm sorry, I failed ......] A certain seven-screen shows a cold sweat: Fortunately, Tu Yuanfei didn't smile.

A muffled "thump" interrupted Seven's words, and at the same time, it also made it see that the Grim Reaper was waving at him.

By Liu Ziyin, he was already its seventh master. Programming Dad said that he was ready for one hundred and eight tortures and was waiting to meet it.

[Gollum ......] A certain seven swallowed saliva, waiting for her to lose her temper.

"Xiao Qi, okay! You actually succeeded!"

Liu Ziyin slapped his big leg, jumped up happily, propped up on the table with one hand, jumped to Tu Yuanfei's side, and squatted down with his knees hugged.

"Boss, have you thought about what I told you in the morning?"

"I want to... I've thought about it!"

Tsuchienfu stammered as he struggled to get up. It looks like it's really exhausted. But before long, the entire small building was filled with the shrill sound of alarms.

Liu Ziyin heard the alarm and was shocked to realize that he had been calculated by Tu Yuanfei, and immediately got up, feeling that his feet were empty, and the moment he pressed his skirt with both hands, he had fallen into a recliner on the second floor.

She just wanted to struggle, "click" four times, her hands and feet were trapped, and her sitting posture was as perfect as that of a lady.

Tu Yuanfei's arrogant voice was getting farther and farther away, and finally he "pounced", he should have been tired and collapsed in the boss's chair.

"Who, this girl is lawless. And her system, which one of the dirt buns designed it, actually attacked me personally! You first destroyed the system for me, and then notified the personnel department and sent her to the south... No, the most remote forest, let her feed the wolves... No, transformation!"

When Tuyuan was chattering, she noticed a man beside her, who was less than thirty years old.

"Handsome guy, 1 to 6, which bank?"

"Its ......"

"No. 7? Okay! Handsome guy, seeing that you are weak, I don't ask you to upgrade the system against the wind. As long as you don't destroy the system, make it good. ”

As soon as she flipped her palm, a translucent blue screen appeared in her palm, and she didn't allow people to finish speaking, and she had already remitted the "accommodation money" to people's accounts.

"I ......"

"Okay?"

"Okay!"

Two hours later.

A driverless sports car named "123" runs down the beaten track on a dense forest road.

[The current driving speed is 150km/h, please slow down.] Car mechanical sound.

"123, at this speed, do you want me to spend the New Year in the forest where birds don't lay eggs?" She was strange: I was the only one panting, I didn't touch the steering wheel, I didn't touch the controller, who are you reminding to slow down?

[The owner asked, fast. As soon as the mechanical sound fell, the car instantly accelerated.

Her body was pressed against the back of her seat, and the wind was blowing in her ears.

Suddenly, a lightning bolt slid down from the sunny sky, and she only felt that it was dark in front of her.

————

Liu Ziyin looked at the surrounding scenery again and found that the car had crashed into a big tree, and the body was not damaged.

"I'm going to tell you to hurry up, who told you to ......" She was furious, and before she could finish scolding, she looked around along the edge of the car, dripping sweat as she looked: "I'm,,!123 You're long-lasting, aren't you?