Chapter 561: Nine Little Old Men

I kindly went to call the madman back to sleep, but he didn't come back, saying that listening to Zhang Liuliu's snoring is better than death, persuaded a few words, the more persuaded he became, the buddy didn't bother to take care of him, back to the house, Li Yiling lay next to Liuliu and closed his eyes, I smoked a cigarette and lay down, but in Liuliu's deafening snoring, I couldn't sleep.

It's really better to live than to die, just take out the mobile phone, plug the earphones into the earphones, in the sound of music, I feel much better, but I still can't sleep, my brain is like paste, I will think about how to get rid of Mrs. Ma, and I will think about what to do after leaving the job, and I can't think of a reason for it, but I can't help but think about it, I don't know how long I thought about it, and gradually lost my mind.

There is always a song in my ears in a daze: That night I was drunk and took your hand, talking nonsense, only caring about the suppressed thoughts in my heart, frantically expressing, my intoxicated eyes can no longer see your expression clearly, forget how you will react at that time...... I don't know if you've ever been particularly depressed in your dreams, anyway, my buddy feels quite melancholy, and there always seems to be a vague and graceful shadow in front of me, but I can't reach out and catch it.

The buddy chased after him with tears in his eyes, pounced, as if he had grabbed her hand, and shouted excitedly: "Don't leave me, I'm not impulsive......" In the excitement, the back of his hand hurt, and Li Yiling's voice came from his ears: "Let go of my hand, don't confess, I'm not Xiaoqing!" ”

Dude, a fierce spirit, opened his eyes and saw that there was a graceful and colorful figure in front of him, only Li Yiling's dead face, and he reached out and pulled down my headphones: "Mr. Lang, your special mother can also wave up in a dream." If you don't sleep at night, what are you shouting? ”

I was out of my mind. was furious, and the female face buddy in the dream was stunned and didn't see it clearly. I finally caught my hand, and then I could see who it was, Li Yiling woke me up, I just gave him two sentences, Li Yiling suddenly made a shushing gesture at me, and whispered: "Mr. Lang, listen, there is a voice outside." ”

I listened closely, and there was a rustling outside the window...... With a small voice, I couldn't help but glance at Li Yiling. "It can't be such a coincidence, right?" We just came, can something happen? ”

Li Yiling whispered: "Lie down and continue to pretend to be asleep." ”

The sound was getting closer and closer, obviously coming towards us, the buddy lay on the kang, carefully drew the soul card, but his eyes were fixed on the window on the kang, and after two minutes, the window was gently pushed open. A hand stretched out, a small hand like a white lotus root, very small, like a puppet's hand.

See this hand. I think of the white-bearded little old man in the Niu family's steamed bun pot, if I guessed correctly, it should be that thing. I glanced at Li Yiling, meaning to grab it first and ask clearly. Li Yiling understood what I meant, and bent down and reached out to grab the arm that was holding on to the window. As soon as I pulled hard, I heard an oops, and pulled down a little white-bearded old man.

His beard and hair were all white, white and shiny, much bigger than a cigarette case, and he had to be as tall as a book, chubby, wearing a white robe, with a cloth belt in the middle, and his eyes were purple, which was very ...... Cute, I really can't describe it, it's not that kind of fierce and vicious appearance, it's quite cute, like the seven dwarfs in Snow White.

After the little old man was dragged down by Li Yiling, he fell on the kang, he was very taken aback, he seemed to be in a circle, and he didn't react for a long time! Li Yiling went up to a yellow talisman and froze, after the little old man was frozen, he stared at Li Yiling in disbelief with round eyes, I smiled, just wanted to ask the old man what the origin was, Li Yiling made a shushing gesture to me again, and at the same time, I found that the sound of rustling outside the window was still ringing, buddy immediately took out a yellow talisman, and whispered silently a thousand catties of squeezing, if someone else came in from the window, squeeze it first.

The little old man was stuck to the yellow charm, blowing his beard and staring at the writhing, Li Yiling reached out and grabbed the old man, pulled it down, pulled it over the quilt covering Liuliu's body, and just hid the little old man, the person outside the window called softly: "Hey, are you in?" Make a sound! ”

The voice is quite rigid.,It's the same as the machine's synthesized voice.,Dude is very surprised.,It's a couple! If there is no response, it will be a trouble for the outside to run, but you can't drag the little old man you just caught out of the quilt and let him reply to the last sentence, and he won't listen to us, in desperation, the buddy pinched his throat and shouted: "Come in, you're sleeping, you come in!" ”

No matter how I pinched my throat, it was impossible to be as dull as the voice outside, and I was not even sure in my heart, thinking that if the other party didn't respond, I would simply jump out of the window, scare the other party, and then squeeze it with a thousand catties. I really didn't expect that the people outside were so suspicious that a small hand was on the window before I could finish responding.

Li Yiling didn't make a move, but glanced at me, as soon as the buddy reached out and grabbed the hand on the window, he pulled it down, and the yellow fu was pasted on the body of the person who came, and the yellow fu was pasted on the body of the person who came, so he had the time to look carefully, and he saw that it was exactly the same as the little old man who was dragged down before, as if it was mass-produced, tall, short, fat and thin, and there was no difference in appearance.

I grabbed the second little old man's hand and dragged it down, it felt a little cold, not the kind of cold that touches metal or stone, but it was very strong, like wood, I knew more or less what it was, it must be a monster like a mountain ghost, otherwise the voice would not be so dull, and it would not be so cute.

Mountain ghosts, as the name suggests, are some trees and flowers on the mountain, or mountain stones, by the essence of the sun and the moon into a spirit, the most famous is a few mountain ghosts in the Journey to the West, vassal elegance and Tang Seng Yuexia poems, however, the IQ is still worrisome, and finally a little lady with a red apricot out of the wall, who wants to marry Tang Seng, was cleaned up by the three brothers led by Sun Wukong.

It is not difficult to understand, although it is difficult for animals to become essence, it is still easier than mountain rocks and plants to become essence, after all, there are seven tricks, even if the mountains and rocks and plants absorb the essence of the sun and the moon, it is impossible to run around like animals, so to speak, because the mountains and rocks and trees do not have seven orifices, there are congenital shortcomings, if the animal becomes a hundred years, the mountains and rocks and plants become a fine at least two or three hundred years.

Even if they become essence and have consciousness, they can't move, they still continue to absorb the essence of the sun and the moon in the same place, and when they can move, it will take at least five hundred years or more, so their IQ is not less, but they don't have it at all, which is why the buddy can trick the little old man in by pinching his throat.

If you don't have knowledge, you don't have intelligence, and I'm more and more sure that these little things are not harmful, but I'm not sure if it's the most powerful Niu family sent by the mountain god to scare the Yabai, after all, I've been scared once, why do you come back? Could it be that Mr. Yin and Yang came up to the mountain to intimidate us into not being nosy?

After a moment of hard work, I cleaned up the two little old men, I thought there should be none, but I didn't expect Li Yiling to reach out and drag the little old man over, and cover it with a quilt, I was a little confused, before I could ask, Li Yiling pointed to the window, and I saw another pair of small hands on the window, I, this is not endless, how many brothers are here to brush our brothers?

As soon as the buddy stretched out his hand, he dragged down another one, the yellow charm was pasted, and it was stuffed directly into the quilt, as soon as this one was covered, another one jumped down from the window, and when I saw me and Li Yiling, I was stunned, and my brain was a little bit unbending, it stands to reason that I was stunned for a moment, and I was able to react quickly, but the third little old man was stunned for a long time, and he didn't move, so he was still used to him? My buddy immediately took out a yellow charm and pasted it, what made me cry and laugh was that the yellow charm was pasted on the door of my head, and people hadn't finished sending it yet, so I don't know what's going on.

What made me cry and laugh even more was that as soon as I finished cleaning up the third, the fourth jumped in again, was packed up by Li Yiling and thrown into the quilt, and then the fifth jumped down again, so Li Yiling and I took turns to paste yellow charms on the old man...... By the eighth, no little old man had jumped in.

The quilt is already bulging, and it is basically the same as sleeping alone, but Li Yiling and I don't dare to be careless, what if we jump in two more? But after waiting for a long time, there was no movement, buddy waited a little impatiently, cautiously looked out of the window, and was about to cry and laugh, I think it's bad, who said that mountain ghosts don't have IQ? I also know that I left a guard, but I look a little stupid, with my back to the window, carrying a small wooden stick in my hand, and I look out vigilantly, without looking back.

According to normal logic, I should have jumped from the window and unexpectedly cleaned up the last little old man, but I felt that it was really unnecessary, so I retracted my head and clenched my throat and shouted, "We are all in, you should also come in!" ”

Then I heard the sound of squirming, and sure enough, even if these mountain ghosts have IQ, the brain has to be as big as the melon seed kernel, just such a sentence, a pair of small hands grabbed the window to jump in, the buddy hurriedly reached out and dragged it down, Li Yiling pasted a yellow charm on the villain, and stuffed it into the quilt.

The buddy didn't dare to be careless, and cautiously stretched out his head to look out of the window, there was no more little old man, so he breathed a sigh of relief and asked Li Yiling in a low voice: "Little brother, nine of them, all of them are stuffed into the quilt, and there is no one outside, do you want to take out one first and ask about the situation?" ”

Li Yiling said with a smile: "Mr. Lang, are we going to torture them to extract confessions, or are we going to coax them?" ”

For an IQ like a mountain ghost, there is no need to torture to extract confessions, as long as you fool a few words, you can't fool these little old men into a cripple? My buddy just wanted to speak, suddenly a figure shook outside the door, and there was a gust of wind, I was startled, hurriedly got down from the pit, slipped to the door to see, and saw an old lady with a particularly stiff face, pushed open the door of the house where Feng Qingyang lived. (To be continued......)