Chapter 50: Fart

He was really afraid of something, and the tall and thin man had said hundreds of times in his heart not to have an accident, not to have an accident, but when he walked to the head of the stone bridge, he was immediately dumbfounded - the stone bridge had fallen into disrepair and had completely collapsed, and only a few big stones stood alone in the river, constantly being washed by the river.

The river can only be regarded as a small river, and the river beach is about seven or eight meters wide, and the river is not turbulent, gurgling and clear. But no one dared to cross such a small river. Because in the middle of the river, on the surface of the rushing water, there is an old house.

You read that right, there is indeed an old mansion that stands quietly on the water.

It is an old black and white house with white walls and black tiles, and there is no other color. The river flows slowly below the house, completely defying the laws of gravity, and just floats quietly on the surface of the river. A hall with two wings, distributed in a triangular shape, is like a huge human face, looking coldly at the people at the bridge.

Even a fool can see that this is a mansion on the river, and no living person can live in such a place, only the dead.

Hu Meng looked at the Yin Mansion cautiously and said, "It's terrible, I can't imagine that the only way to survive is also blocked." The stone bridge leading to the outside world has been destroyed, and this small river has become a ghost river, with yin houses on the river and ghost mounds under the river. I can't imagine that ** has reached this point, it's really careless. ”

"Meng Shao, you mean, we can only wait for death?" The tall and thin man said dejectedly.

"Not necessarily," said Hu Meng after a moment's thought, "looking at the location of the Yin House, it is obvious that it is to block the stone bridge, to prevent people from wading through the river. The river doesn't flow around the **. All we had to do was walk along the bank to the upper reaches of the river, and when the time came, we would cross the river and immediately reach a safe place. ”

"So what are you waiting for? Let's get out! The tall and thin man listened to Humon's words and rekindled hope. Jumped up happily and said.

Hu Meng said slowly: "Okay, let's go ......."

"Rustling ......"

A strange voice interrupted Humon's words. Everyone looked at the source of the voice, and their faces suddenly changed greatly. On both sides of the path leading to the stone bridge, there were originally patches of crops, but by this time they had long been deserted, and overgrown with weeds more than a person high. If they wanted to go to the upper reaches of the river, they had to pass through these wilderness, but now the wasteland was full of people, and one by one scarecrows came out of the weeds, like soldiers patrolling. Spinning around in the wasteland.

One of the scarecrows closest to Hu Meng and the others suddenly stopped, raised the sickle in his hand, and looked blankly at the four people, as if it wanted to see something. Its straw-woven nose moved, as if it was sniffing for a peculiar smell. Everyone didn't dare to come out, so they tensed their spirits and looked at the scarecrow carefully, and the scarecrow moved to them step by step, and a squeaky sound came out of his mouth.

These scarecrows love to cut people into pieces, and the tall and thin man has seen several of his brothers chopped into meat sauce by them. He knew how terrible these monsters were. He shuddered and tried to turn and run away, but the path was full of wasteland on both sides, and the wasteland was full of scarecrows. Ahead is the small river, and the yin house in the river is wide at the top and narrow at the bottom, as formidable as a skull. He had nowhere to run. I had to ask in a trembling voice: "Meng Shao, what should I do?" Is it coming to us? ”

Hu masked said with a sinking face: "Wangcai and I have spiritual protection. You are also covered with ashes, and these evil puppets will not show up to us. They must have smelled some living people, though. That's why I'm looking here and there. Don't worry, do as I say, put your right palm on your belly, put the edge of your little finger close to your navel, and press your abdomen with your thumb joint. If you feel like a fart, don't put up with it and release it hard! ”

The tall and thin man and Ding Datou looked at each other, not knowing what kind of medicine was sold in Meng Shao's gourd. However, Hu Meng and Wangcai had already reached out and pressed it on their stomachs, and the two of them could only do it when they saw this. Hu Meng's trick I learned from nowhere to urge the fart** is really good, the thin and tall man didn't press a few times on the stomach, and he felt a strong impact from the abdomen, and the guò intestines went straight to the chrysanthemum.

The tall and thin man frowned, and was about to hold back the shock, when he suddenly remembered Hu Meng's words, so he had to let it be. Just listen to a loud "tom"! An earth-shattering fart was born.

Hu Meng, Wangcai and Ding Datou forced a smile and turned their heads away with their noses covered. The tall and thin man himself was a little embarrassed, he didn't expect that he could make such a big movement with one fart, but he soon didn't feel embarrassed. Because Wangcai and Ding Datou also saw results after running fart**, they only listened to "poof...... Burst...... Poof......", the sound is non-stop, there are farts with long sounds, there are invincible serial farts, and one long and one short fart, three long and two short farts and so on.

The scene suddenly turned into a fart martial arts meeting, and the four of them pressed their abdomen hard, and the fart sound was like thunder, and the smell was stinking.

The stinky fart of the four of them was cheerful, and the smell spread far away, but I didn't expect it to be really useful. The scarecrows were smoked by the smell of fart, and a few fell to the ground on the spot, scattered into handfuls of rotten straw. The other scarecrows also staggered, and left the dangerous place with their scythes and hoes.

The tall and thin man was very excited when he saw this, and he opened his mouth happily to speak, but as soon as he opened his mouth, a foul smell came to his face, and he coughed straight into smoke. He pulled a piece of his clothes to cover his mouth and nose, and said vaguely: "Meng Shao, this trick is a true spirit, it turns out that evil ghosts are afraid of stinky farts!" What are we afraid of with this trick? Just fart all the way out and go out. ”

Hu Meng pinched his nose with his hand and said: "How can it be as simple as you think, these are not real evil spirits, just some evil spirit puppets, so they are so easy to deal with." You can smoke them away with the breath of reincarnation, and if you don't feel disgusting, you can get some out and destroy them. But the terrifying thing about evil spirit puppets is that they are endless, and as long as the evil spirits are not destroyed, there will be countless puppets that will appear in a steady stream. Even if you empty your belly, how much can you destroy? ”

The tall and thin man thought about it, and gave up the tempting idea of rushing out with a stinky fart. He pointed to the desolation on one side and said, "Then let's go up from here now, shall we?" As long as you go upstream of the river, you are basically safe. ”

"No," Humon said, shaking his head, "I thought the banks of the river were safe, and the evil spirits were either in the middle of the river or under the river. But I didn't expect that there were so many evil spirit puppets roaming the shore, and it was impossible for us to break through the blockade of so many puppets. The ashes on your body will last for a limited time, and before we can go out, they will be revealed, and then Wangcai and I may be fine, and you two will definitely die. ”

"What then? You can't walk, you can't stay, is there only a dead end? The tall and thin man said unwillingly.

Hu Meng gritted his teeth, sighed, and said, "It seems that there is only one way, and that is to wade through the river." Although the ghost mound of the Yin Mansion is terrifying, it is not completely impossible to deal with it, but it is just to use up the treasure of my family, alas......"

"Meng Shao, you can't use it!" Wangcai suddenly interrupted Hu Meng and said, "That treasure was given to you by your family to protect yourself, how can you use it because of these two ordinary people?" Let's just get out of the way and let them die? A little evil spirit, even if it can cause some trouble, can it still take your life and mine? ”

The tall thin man and Ding Datou glanced at each other, and the two of them fell to the ground at the same time with a pop, hugging Hu Meng's thigh and shouting, "Meng Shao!" Have mercy on us! Please! ”

Hu Meng's eyes flashed, and then he said compassionately: "Get up, as a psychic, how can you see death and not save it?" Moreover, so many of your brothers have died because of me, and I am ashamed of it. ”

The tall and thin man and Ding Datou cried twice before they got up, and Hu Meng took out a red Chinese knot from his body and said, "This is a heart-to-heart knot, you two tie it together, if one person is pulled by evil spirits when crossing the river, the other person can save him." ”

After handing the Chinese knot to the tall and thin man, Hu Meng cautiously took out a small jade gourd from his arms and said: "This is the yin and yang gourd, which is the ancestral treasure of my Hu family, which can protect yin and yang, and hold it in his hand to prevent all evils." But there is still one more obstacle, there are two of you, but I have only one ...... of this treasure gourd" (to be continued!)

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