Chapter 450: Sanmao Recklessness
Among the three brothers of the Mao family, the one sitting at the front made people think that he was still a five or six-year-old child at first glance, but on closer inspection, he had grown a beard.
His beard was white and thin, like the hair of a monkey, but it was a little different, and it was inexplicably uncomfortable to look at.
Not only did he have hair on his mouth, but also on his cheeks, forehead, and neck...... And so on, as long as the skin is exposed on the outside of clothes, there are similar hairs.
It's just Mao Duo, the most important thing is his facial features.
It's not that his features are missing something, it's just that it's completely discordant.
His left eye is high, his right eye is low, his mouth is crooked, and his nose is facing the sky.
It was as if all the shortcomings of human beings had gathered into him.
Tie Xinlan had always been very calm before, but looking at him at this time, she couldn't help but shudder, others were ugly and ugly at most, and he was so ugly that it made people's hearts bristle.
When Tie Xinlan observed him, he was also looking at Tie Xinlan, only to hear him smile and say: "The boy surnamed Tie, I am the 'chewing heart and cavity' caterpillar, I guess you should have heard my name, you had better not look at it more, otherwise your stomach will hurt later!" ”
Tie Xinlan really felt that her whole body was hairy and her stomach was about to start to hurt, so she quickly looked away and looked at the person in the middle.
This man's appearance is also ugly, even worse than the "caterpillar" before.
His body was nearly twice as large as that of the "caterpillar", and his neck was thin and long, at least twice as long as the average person.
On his slender neck, one head was pointed and small, and it looked almost as thick as a neck.
His tousled hair stood up like a hedgehog, and his mouth was sharp like an awl.
Together, his facial features look like a rooster.
Tie Xinlan gritted her teeth and said, "You are the hairy rooster?" ”
The hairy rooster grinned, and the saw-like teeth were exposed, which looked more and more hairy, and he said: "The surname is Tie, you don't have to grit your teeth, no matter who sees me, your teeth will also itch." ”
His voice was sharp and thin, and Peach Blossom hurriedly covered his ears, because where this person was talking, it was like killing chickens, even the sound of killing chickens was much softer and better than his.
After watching the caterpillar and the hairy rooster, Wu Ming was already sighing in his heart that the miracle of the creator could create such a person who made people's hearts hairy.
But by the time he finished reading the third person, he had nothing to say.
This third person said he was human, but he was more like an orangutan than an orangutan.
He was very large, with a square head, and his neck was not visible at all, as if it had grown directly from his shoulders.
The hair on the "caterpillar" was white and fine, and the hair on his body was so black and thick that he could barely distinguish his nose and mouth, and he could only see a pair of beast-like eyes, which were emitting a fierce light.
These fierce eyes were staring at Tie Xinlan at this time, and they said, "I'm an orangutan!" ”
Caterpillar!
Hairy!
Orangutans!
The three brothers of the Mao family are the ugliest and most vicious characters in the rivers and lakes in the past ten years, although Tie Xinlan has already heard of it, but seeing their appearance with her own eyes at this time was also deeply shocked.
"It's not your fault that you're ugly, but it's not right to be scary."
Wu Ming secretly complained in his heart, if he hadn't heard someone coming in the distance, otherwise this sentence of complaining would have been directly said loudly.
Compared with Wu Ming, Tie Xinlan and Peach Blossom, they are more afraid of the Li family brothers.
These sturdy men who looked majestic and majestic, seeing these three monsters appear, their faces changed greatly, their bodies couldn't help trembling, and they instantly started to think about slipping away.
The Li brothers' horse kung fu was very good, and their bodies didn't seem to move at all, but their horses were already retreating, causing Wu Ming to laugh secretly in his heart.
At this time, the "caterpillar" suddenly chuckled and said: "It's really a strange thing, the surname Tie hasn't slipped yet, but the surname Li wants to slip away." ”
One of the Li family brothers hurriedly clasped his fists and said with a smile: "We don't dare to compete with our predecessors, and my brother doesn't dare to ask for this thing surnamed Tie, so let's go first." ”
The hairy rooster giggled: "You see our brother and leave, do you think we are ugly?" ”
The Li family brother's face changed greatly, cold sweat flowed from his forehead, and he said in a trembling voice: "No...... Don't dare, that's not what we meant. ”
Mao Rooster sneered: "Since you don't dare, why are you in a hurry to leave, will I let you go?" ”
At this time, Wu Ming only heard the caterpillar laugh and said: "Second brother, you are wrong, their legs didn't move just now, they just moved horses' legs." ”
Mao Rooster smiled: "In this way, it is indeed not that they are disobedient, but that the horses are disobedient." ”
The big man hurriedly nodded and said, "Yes, yes, yes...... It's the horse who doesn't obey. ”
The hairy rooster shouted, "These horses are damned. ”
Before the word "death" could be spoken, the last gorilla had already jumped off the horse.
The two arms of the orangutan were so thick and long that they almost dragged to the ground, and although he looked stupid, he was not stupid at all, but was as fast as the wind.
Wu Ming saw that his body shook and he had reached the first horse.
The gorilla punched like the wind, and struck the horse's head with a punch, and the horse's head was so smashed by his punch that the horse did not even snort, and fell down.
Wu Ming couldn't help but sigh secretly: "This guy is ugly, but his strength is very great, and he is about to catch up with his Yingying." ”
Thinking of Zhuge Ying, Wu Ming recalled his past in the sea of clouds, and couldn't help but miss them a little.
Just when will I be able to go back? This is something that even he has no bottom in his heart.
As soon as Wu Ming ran away, the gorilla shot was like lightning, and in a blink of an eye, he had already killed three high-headed horses.
The horses neighed in fright and fled in all directions.
The gorilla strode like a chopping vegetable, and a dozen horses were smashed by his fist in a few moments.
The Li brothers fell off their horses one by one, their faces were colorless, and their foreheads were covered with cold sweat.
"Ah......" At this time, one of them suddenly shouted and fled backwards, obviously frightened by the Mao brothers.
Mao Rooster said coldly: "There are still disobedient people." Before he finished speaking, his body suddenly flew up.
When he flew, his head was in front and his feet were behind him, like an arrow from a string, shooting at the big man who fled madly.
only heard a "bang", and the head of the hairy rooster hit the big man's back directly.
Wu Ming heard it clearly, the big man's bones clicked, and it was estimated that the vertebrae were no longer in shape, which could be known by him not falling down, but paralyzing.
At this time, the hairy rooster grabbed his body and shouted, "Boss, give you something delicious!" ”
With the crow of the hairy rooster, the big man was thrown up, flew over everyone's heads, and flew directly to the caterpillar that was still on the horse.
The caterpillar smiled: "Haha, the steamed buns that have just come out of the cage are here, I like them." ”
As he spoke, he suddenly stretched out his small furry hand, grabbed the big man's chest, and then quickly pulled it out.
Wu Ming saw it clearly, he seemed to take it out at random, but he had already taken out the big man's heart.
The big man's blood spurted out, but his body was still undiminished, and he still flew forward until he flew three feet away, and then fell to the ground.
There was an instant pool of blood on the ground, and there was a big hole in his chest.
Practicing such a skillful heart-digging technique, it undoubtedly shows that this caterpillar does not know how many people's hearts have been dug up, Wu Ming sneered in his heart, his death is not far away.
At this time, looking at the caterpillar's hand, there is already a bloody bright red heart.
The heart was already beating slightly, and the caterpillar smiled: "Who wants to eat this steamed bun, it's so fragrant and hot, and it's still hot." ”