Chapter 133: 248B's love story
Although the whole film is filled with the sour smell of love, Pan Sen still doesn't mind sharing his love experience.
"I remember that it was not long after I was born, and I was still ignorant at that time, and I appeared in the panda pavilion for the first time.
You must know that although our Panda Wine Fairy clan is a demon clan, we still have a serious job, and although I didn't know how to cultivate at that time, I was only able to crawl.
However, when I saw her at a glance in the panda pavilion, I knew that she was the love of my life. ”
After speaking, Pan Sen looked at Yu Lei and stopped making a sound.
"It's over?" asked Yu Lei suspiciously.
Pan Sen was stunned by Yu Lei's question, nodded cutely, and then replied, "Yes, it's over." ”
Yu Lei put down a mouthful of uneaten popcorn in his hand, unscrewed the cap of the drink bottle, poured two sips of "tons and tons", and then asked again suspiciously: "Just ...... Finished?"
"yes, what else do you want?
If you ask me to tell you the difference between our panda wine fairy clan and ordinary giant pandas, let me answer if you feel ashamed of how you feel about being watched by humans in a glass exhibition hall.
Or do you want to know what our day is and what our food menu is?" said Pan Sen, tilting his head cutely.
"No, I just want to hear gossip, what about that blood clan? Who the hell is it, you can't tell me more details?"
Yu Lei finally got the fat house happy water and the fat house happy flower (popcorn), and was about to listen to a cross-racial life and death entanglement and peerless love.
It turned out to be good, counting the punctuation marks plus a leading quotation mark and a closing quotation mark, the whole story will take up 131 words and it will be over?
It's just 248 bytes in total, and that's how a strange love ends?
And as it stands......
The panda wine fairy is a demon, and the blood clan is a human, but the blood clan is not a normal person, and the panda wine fairy is not an ordinary demon.
To summarize simply, the love between the panda wine fairy and the panda wine fairy belongs to the same race, and the love between the panda wine fairy and other monsters has crossed races, although the blood clan is a human being, the blood clan and humans can also be regarded as a cross-racial love in the world, and every paragraph can be regarded as the kind of romance idol drama.
To sum up, this 248B love is actually a desperate love that spans two or even three or four races!
But in the mouth of the parties, it is only 131 words, which occupies 248B space in the wps document......
How can you let a salted fish who is fully prepared endure it!
"If you don't tell me honestly, I'll let Zhao Ling help you blow the wind in your ears every minute, and ensure that your favorability will drop. Yu Lei said with a cold face.
"Don't, don't, big brother!
Let's have something to say, okay?" Pan Sen was threatened by Yu Lei, and turned into coercion on the spot.
It's as if the brother-in-law of one of the girls you're chasing threatens you to tell you everything you've done, or else let his wife go and talk bad about her sister, the girl you're chasing.
Who can withstand this, the big husband can bend and stretch, and the highest level of chasing the sister is to get all the relatives and friends, brothers and sisters, parents and elders, girlfriends and classmates of the sister, so that even if the sister wants to break up with you one day, she will be persuaded by countless people to come back.
Of course, if you are brave and pursue excitement, you can also try to split your legs and cheat.
Therefore, intimidated by Yu Lei's obscenity, Pan Sen had to bend for his own happiness.
"Ah, brother, this matter has to start from the founding of the People's Republic of China, at that time, it didn't mean that you were not allowed to become a fine, and our panda wine fairy clan and giant pandas are cute and good-looking. ”
"Stop, stop, stop, do you want to start talking about Pangu when he opened the world, or when he started talking about the Honghuang tribe?
Do you want to mention the glorious history of your ancestors being used as a mount by Chi You?" Yu Lei impatiently interrupted Pan Sen's nonsense, in fact, he had just remembered now that this cute and round thing was still his brother's mount.
However, compared to their ancestors of the iron-eating beasts, the current panda wine fairy clan is obviously much weaker, and it is also a black and white body, the iron-eating beast is powerful and domineering, while the panda wine fairy is a lot more cute, by the way, both of them eat meat.
As for why giant pandas eat bamboo...... It's convenient to eat bamboo, it's everywhere, and there are no natural enemies, if you eat meat, the meat runs too fast, and the calories you get from eating it are much less than the calories of chasing prey, and it's not cost-effective at all.
As it turns out, the friendship between Yu Lei and Pan Sen may just be a mutual attraction between salted fish.
"Okay, okay, you know, we panda wine fairies have to go to the zoo to work, although the immortal cultivation world is gradually opening up now, but as demon cultivators, we still have to take our time.
Otherwise, let the masses of the people know that the cute national treasures are alcoholic uncles, which will affect the image too much. Pan Sen opened the flask and poured a sip of wine, looking at Yu Lei's unkind face, and hurriedly accelerated the progress of the topic.
"My generation is the last demon cultivator to appear in the zoo, and there are some lions, tigers, giraffes, squirrels, wild boars, grass mud horses, pythons, spiders, big lizards, turtles, wild dogs, little white rabbits, whatever, the descendants of the demon clan or the demon clan will not appear in the zoo.
In fact, we can't refuse the wages offered by you humans at all, and we just need to eat, sleep, and sleep.
So it's also a good errand in the zoo.,It's really good for demon cultivators who don't have a shapeshift.,If you transform into a shape, there's a special person to protect it.,And it will make an explanation of the end of life.。
And many of the breeders were originally cultivated by shapeshifters......"
"Is this related to our topic?" The corners of Yu Lei's mouth twitched, today, he got to know Pan Sen again, although it was only the second side, but Pan Sen's ability to pull calves really impressed Yu Lei.
He Yu Lei doesn't care how you demon cultivators are doing in the zoo at all! He doesn't care if you intelligent demon cultivators are dissatisfied with being visited by humans at the exhibition!
He's just a salted fish who wants to hear gossip!
But then again, if the zoo's welfare is very good, is there a lack of a cosmic treasured and protected creature called salted fish?
"Darling, what are you doing?" Just as Yu Lei wanted to continue exploring, a call like the sound of a hollow valley spring made him get rid of the salted fish mode of watching gossip.
I saw Zhao Ling shake off the water stains on his hands, and stood behind Yu Lei prettyly, Yu Lei skillfully took out a tissue from his pocket and wiped Zhao Ling's flat hands dry.
As a newly built giant panda pavilion in the Tokyo Metropolitan Wildlife Park, all the hardware facilities are absolutely top-notch, so how can there be no paper towels and hand dryers in the toilets?
But what does the flirting between young couples have to do with your hardware facilities?
At the same time, Pan Sen seized the perfect opportunity to slip away and go back to work.