"Fuck, this tree is so wicked, the fat man almost broke it off. As soon as I entered the woods, I felt that my mind was not clear, and I walked in in a daze, and before I could react, I was already fucking tied up in a tree. The fat man scolded and whipped the grass on the ground with a twig to vent his anger.

"The alder tree is usually divided into female and male trees, and the female tree will emit a fragrance that disturbs the nervous system of the prey, paralyzing the prey's nerves and stumbling into the encirclement of the male tree. The male tree then wraps its prey with rattan to absorb nutrients. I explained.

"Damn, I have to burn this ghost forest with a fire!" The fat man said that he was about to get up and go to burn the woods. Shirley Yang hurriedly stopped the fat man: "Don't do it, setting fire in the woods can easily turn into a forest fire, and we will all be burned to death here." ”

"Then what should we do, let us all suffer this loss? I almost put my life in it, fat man, if you come a little later, I guess I will become a meal for the big tree. Just thinking about it makes me angry. The fat man said indignantly. Forget it, Xiaopang, the three of us haven't suffered any big losses, and it's not once or twice that we have been killed. Besides, your fat body looks unsightly, and this doesn't just help you lose weight. ”

Shirley Yang said helplessly: "You two can really joke at any time." By the way, Lao Hu, you said that this kind of tree appeared in this place, could it be that someone deliberately planted it here to protect something? Don't you say that this place is a treasure of feng shui? ”

I replied, "Before I saw this tree, this place might have been a treasure of feng shui, but since there is a tree, it is absolutely impossible." ”

"Why?" Shirley Young was puzzled. "This alder tree is extremely yin in nature, and has a ferocious temperament, known as the Tree of Hell, and the folk say that it is the embodiment of the devil in hell. But all treasures pay attention to the harmony of yin and yang, this tree to the yin to the remnant, is the most evil symbol, who do you think will plant this kind of tree in their own cemetery, that is not to destroy the feng shui disaster and descendants! ”

Shirley Yang nodded and said, "Does it mean that the people of the dynasty don't dare to come here because of this alder tree, so naturally they can't find out the terrain here, so this place is blank on the map?" I said, "It is also possible that the people at that time were superstitious and thought that this was a bad place, so they did not mark it on the map." ”

The fat man was dissatisfied: "There is no big tomb here for a long time? I was injured when I hurt the fat man. We really didn't go out and read the imperial calendar! I said: "Chubby, this is your mistake, we are all materialists, we only believe in Lao Ma alone, at most plus Lao En, how can you mention those feudal superstitions at every turn?" The fat man sneered at each other: "I, you dare to mention materialism when you touch gold, so what candles do you light and what black donkey's hooves do you bring when you rob the tomb!" I defended: "I am following the tradition of tomb robbing, inheriting the form of my ancestors, and never disgrace the organization." ”

"Okay, okay, you two don't be poor, I think you're really hurt too lightly. Let's hurry to the county to deal with the wound while it's not dark, if it's too late, if the wound worsens, it will be troublesome. Shirley Young urged.

We got up and walked out of the forest, and after walking for about half an hour, we came to the place where we entered the forest, only to find that the carriage was gone. The fat man scolded: "Fuck this dead old man, you have to promise to wait for us here, why is this gone." Isn't this farmer supposed to be honest? Why are you so cunning, times have really changed. ”