Chapter 049: A Green Light, Two Acquaintances
Ren Jiangchi came to the outside of the jade market, found a shop with advertising plates, spent 30 yuan, and made a two-meter banner on the spot, with seven big characters on it: 20,000 pulse diagnosis stones.
Then he took the banner into the jade market, found a stone pier on the side of the road in the Jade Pavilion, spread the banner in front of the stone pier, and pinched the trick with both hands, sat cross-legged on the stone pier, and began to close his eyes and recuperate.
At this time, it was the most popular time of the day in the jade market, and Ren Jiangchi's posture was swinging, and someone soon noticed him.
"Hey, what do you mean by this 20,000 pulse diagnosis stones?" A big social brother wearing a huge gold chain and holding a Yabai bracelet in his hand stopped first.
Ren Jiangchi opened his eyes, pointed to the banner with his hand, and said: "It's literal, give the stone number vein, and charge 20,000 yuan at a time." ”
"Give the stone a vein, start with 20,000 yuan?" the big brother laughed, "Will any fool believe you?"
Ren Jiangchi lightly swept the face of the eldest brother in the society, "Dear, there are yes!"
"Yo ho, do you dare to choke me, I'm so grumpy!" The big brother of society wanted to do it with his bracelet, but when he walked in front of Ren Jiangchi, he found that he was not as tall as Ren Jiangchi when he was standing, and immediately changed his mind: "Hey, I'm so short-tempered, I'm too lazy to see a liar like you!"
The eldest brother of society had just retreated, and a thirty-eight or nineteen-year-old stopped in front of Ren Jiangchi, and a pair of watery peach blossom eyes kept looking at him: "Little brother, what do you mean by this?"
Ren Jiangchi had the feeling that the young Xu Xian was being stared at by the middle-aged white snake, and his body involuntarily shrank back, "It's literally written, give the stone a vein, judge the quality of the stone, and charge a minimum of 20,000 yuan at a time." ”
"Then the little brother only gives the stone number vein? Does it give the number vein? I am a little uncomfortable, little brother, can you help me number one?"
Ren Jiang Chi jumped up from the stone pier in a flash, "Auntie, I'm sorry, I will only give the stone pulse, not the pulse!" If you are really unwell, a hundred meters to the left of the jade market, there is an old military medical clinic that specializes in treating all kinds of incurable diseases, you can go there to have a look!"
"Who do you call Auntie?" the half-old milf immediately changed her face, "It's really shameless, I'm sorry!"
Waiting for the half-old to walk away with hatred of the sky, Ren Jiangchi wiped the cold sweat on his forehead with his hand, sat cross-legged on the stone pier again, and secretly sighed in his heart that the world is really not easy, and even giving the stone a vein is at risk of being harassed.
At this moment, a man and a woman walked in the distance, the man was wearing a Burberry T-shirt, a Prada handbag under his arm, and a Rolex water ghost on his hand, which was the favorite style of the nouveau riche in Tianyang City at the moment;
Of course, for Ren Jiangchi, what attracted him was not the dress of the man and woman, but the fact that he knew both the men and women in the pair.
Some people may ask, Ren Jiangchi was born and raised in Tianyang City, isn't it normal to meet a pair of men and women who know each other in a prosperous area like the jade market, what is there to attract?
Herein lies the crux of the matter.
The man in this pair is Huang Haoming, the owner of the Bentley car that Ren Jiangchi crashed yesterday, and this woman is the fiery Juan'er who Ren Jiangchi saw in Mu Yunliang's mobile phone the night before yesterday.
This pair, which couldn't hit each other with eight poles, suddenly appeared in front of Ren Jiangchi, and the hugging and hugging looked like the most intimate couple.
Ren Jiangchi suddenly remembered what Mu Yunliang had told him about today's plan: take Juan'er to buy the latest iPhone7 at night, then eat, and then take advantage of the opportunity to sing at KTV to get Juan'er drunk, and finally take Juan'er to the room that was opened in advance, and take her blood down.
But looking at the current situation, it is difficult to say whether this Juan'er has a blood! Maybe he should call Mu Yunliang and ask him to sing Sun Yanzi's "Green Light" when he orders songs at KTV at night.
Just when Ren Jiangchi was thinking about it, Huang Haoming also discovered Ren Jiangchi: Hehe, isn't this the stupid guy who hit my car yesterday? I really didn't expect to meet him here today. What is this fool doing? 20,000 pulse diagnosis stones? Is this fool driven crazy by my car repair fee?
Thinking in his heart, Huang Haoming hugged Juan'er and stopped in front of Ren Jiangchi.
"Hey, poor ghost, weren't you very arrogant yesterday? Why did you become like this today?" Huang Haoming was so happy that he poked the banner on the ground with his foot, "Is your brain flooded? How did you think of using this way to cheat money? Will anyone be fooled? I advise you to find another way to make up the car repair fee, this method will not work!"
Lao Tzu has a flashlight APP to help, and it won't be long before you pull out a hair thicker than your waist!
Ren Jiangchi looked at Huang Haoming with disdain, and said disdainfully: "Your IQ determines your vision!
Huang Haoming can't stand the fact that others despise him the most, especially in front of his newly soaked beauties.
"Hey, you kid is still energetic, aren't you? If you don't cheat money, then you tell me, how do you have a pulse diagnosis stone method? If you can't say it, I will immediately ask the jade market manager to send someone over to send it to the police station!"
The jade market itself was built by Xinda Real Estate Company, and Huang Haoming is very familiar with the manager of the jade market, so when he said this, he naturally had considerable confidence.
Ren Jiangchi glanced at Juan'er's face twice, and saw that her expression was obviously not recognizable to herself, so he didn't pay attention to it, turned his face to look at Huang Haoming and said, "What is the method?" It's very simple, that is, you take a stone, and I will give the stone a pulse and tell you what the stone looks like inside." Of course, my vein is not free, depending on the size of the stone, the minimum starts at 20,000. ”
"Are you crazy or am I stupid? Give the stone a pulse and you will know what the inside of the stone looks like? Do you think you are an X-ray machine?" Huang Haoming said.
Ren Jiangchi smiled coldly, "The nouveau riche is the nouveau riche, and he has no cultural background at all! Do you think that the X-ray machine can know what the inside of the stone looks like? Then what kind of gambling stone market is opened, and everyone will know if you take the jade rough stone and send it to the X-ray machine? Let me tell you, although I am not an X-ray machine, I am more powerful than the X-ray machine! Because I can know what the inside of the jade rough is like that even the X-ray machine can't figure out!"
"You kid is really talking more and more!" Huang Haoming laughed angrily, lowered his head and asked Juan'er who was snuggled in his arms, "Juan'er, did you say he was bragging? ”
"Of course I'm bragging," Juan'er drew circles on Huang Haoming's back with her fingers, "This is not a movie, how can people be more powerful than X-ray machines?"
"See, even my girlfriend knows that you are bragging!" Huang Haoming waved his hand at Ren Jiangchi, "While I'm in a good mood now, you get out of here, otherwise I really have to call Manager Wang of the jade market and ask him to call the security guard to send you to the police station!"
"Hehe, you say that if I brag, I'm bragging? Am I bragging, don't you know if you take a stone and try it?" Ren Jiangchi smiled faintly, "If I can't figure out what the inside of the stone looks like, then whether it's the police station or the police station, if you want to send me there, I don't have a word!"