Chapter 338: The Female Grim Reaper Goes Crazy

"Then why don't you suspect that there is a Grim Reaper?" Zhang Xiaofo asked rhetorically.

"This ......" the land monkey couldn't answer: "I just think that the god of death is also a god, and since it is a god, it is natural that it cannot be killed......

"That's the difference between our perception in the East and in the West. O land monkeys, you and I have different attitudes towards the gods. You have a deep fear of God, and I ...... Not at all! Zhang Xiaofo took out a cigarette from his pocket and put it under his nose and sniffed it repeatedly, but he didn't light it: "The gods are not much different from ordinary people to me, but they have some special abilities." They're going to die, too! ”

"How is that possible? That's God! The land monkeys couldn't accept it for a while.

Zhang Xiaofo also can't force others to accept his own views. He had always been an atheist, but he had been confused for a while, and then he had strengthened his belief.

The land monkey was still in a trance, and was stimulated by Zhang Xiaofo's bold concept, and almost ran a red light along the way.

As soon as he returned to the paper shop, Zhang Xiaofo saw the female god of death in formal clothes at the door of the store, Liang Rui was on guard, his face was bruised, and he was almost deformed.

When the female god of death saw Zhang Xiaofo, the first thing she said asked: "Take care of your dog!" ”

"You ......"

"Liang Rui!"

Zhang Xiaofo stopped Liang Rui, turned around and asked the female god of death: "What are you looking for me?" ”

"Where's the antlers?" The Grim Reaper is simply the Grim Reaper.

Zhang Xiaofo felt like he wanted to punch the other party's delicate face: "I didn't get it!" ”

"You're running out of time! There are two more days, which is 48 hours. If you don't get it by then, then I'll end your life early! The Grim Reaper threatened coldly.

"Brother Zhang, who are you talking to? Grim Reaper? Death is here? The land monkey tried to keep his eyes open, but there was no one around Zhang Xiaofo except Liang Rui.

"Threaten me?" Zhang Xiaofo sneered: "Don't forget, you asked me for help." I can leave it alone! ”

"Don't you care about your soul?" The female god of death finally got angry, and Liu Ye's thin eyebrows furrowed.

"The one who signed with me is your Lord of Death, and he's going to die. What am I worried about my soul for? "Zhang Xiaofo himself has just discovered this loophole, as long as he dies behind the Lord of Death, then he doesn't have to worry about the soul problem at all.

"You ......" The female god of death suddenly became embarrassed, and grabbed Zhang Xiaofo with both hands.

Zhang Xiaofo didn't expect the other party to be so unreasonable and was arrested.

"Then you should die now!" The female god of death grabbed Zhang Xiaofo's neck and lifted him off the ground with his feet.

"What's going on?" The land monkey only saw Zhang Xiaofo covering his neck and being hung in the air, but he couldn't see anything at all, so he could only jump to his feet: "Didn't you say it just now?" Why did it suddenly become like this? ”

"Demon, stop!" Liang Rui forgot his human identity, and a mouthful of white teeth bit the arm of the female god of death.

The Grim Reaper was originally dismissive. But unexpectedly, Liang Rui's teeth really bit her arm, making her let go as soon as she hurt.

Zhang Xiaofo took the opportunity to land and roll back a few times, hiding behind Liang Rui very unimaged......

The Grim Reaper lifted her sleeves and found that the tooth marks on her arms had turned black, in stark contrast to the snow-white skin around her. The female god of death meticulously put down her sleeves and buttoned them, and stared at Zhang Xiaofo behind Liang Rui with faint eyes: "I didn't expect your ghoul beast to be able to hurt me." I'll let you go today, after 48 hours you won't be able to hand over the antlers, and I'll come again! "Finished. The Grim Reaper turned around and faded into thin air.

Zhang Xiaofo breathed a sigh of relief: "Women are really barbaric!" ”

"Brother Zhang, female death?" The land monkey was excited: "Why can't I see it?" Is there any way I can see it? ”

"Yes!" Zhang Xiaofo stood up and tidied up his clothes: "Pull a knife on the lifeline of your left hand, and you can see it by touching your eyelids before the blood stains dry!" ”

"Ahh The land monkey looked at his palm and looked at Zhang Xiaofo: "That's not another ten years of life!" ”

"That's right. Live ten years less to see a beautiful woman! Zhang Xiaofo continued to tease: "If you feel worthy, I'll tell you when she comes next time!" ”

The land monkey didn't speak for a long time, and Zhang Xiaofo was also speechless, this baby was really thinking about it.

"Brother Zhang. Honestly, isn't that Grim Reaper beautiful? The land monkey asked hesitantly.

"What? Beautiful, do you really have to spend ten years to see it? Zhang Xiaofo squinted and asked, finally seeing that he didn't want to die for a woman.

"If it's pretty......" the land monkey stomped its foot.

"Death is different in everyone's eyes! They don't have a fixed body! Zhang Xiaofo stopped joking: "What I see is different from what Liang Rui sees!" ”

"I don't believe it!" The land monkey felt that this was just an excuse for Zhang Xiaofo.

Zhang Xiaofo couldn't, so he could only ask Liang Rui: "Liang Rui, what does the Grim Reaper look like you see?" ”

"A skeleton draped in strips of white rags!" Liang Rui was very disgusted. By the way, I added: "It doesn't taste very good!" ”

"You gnawed on the Grim Reaper?" The land monkey felt that his whole person was not good, pointing at Liang Rui's fingers and trembling, not knowing whether to be afraid or admired.

"That's it, it's hard to chew on, and you can't waste it!" Liang Rui only felt that there was a very bitter taste in his mouth, which was very unpalatable.

"Let's go! Eat and go! Zhang Xiaofo took Liang Rui back to the base.

The land monkey had no choice but to follow in. When he passed by the flowers, he nodded and bowed for a while.

Zhang Xiaofo was quite helpless, the habit of the land monkey not being able to raise his head in front of women all his life could not be changed.

……

"It's back!" Mantra has been staying in the base: "More demanding than antlers for storage locations!" Because you have to deal with the Grim Reaper, you must store it in a place where you can receive the first rays of sunlight in the morning! ”

The "......" land monkey saw the mantra and lost the ability to speak.

"......" Zhang Xiaofo knew that the land monkey looked obscene, but he didn't mean to be disrespectful, so he didn't care: "The first ray of sunshine? Where is the best place to store in Yangcheng? ”

"It's hard to say, is it the roof of a certain building?" The land monkey spins much faster in front of a beautiful woman.

"......" Zhenyan was silent, just staring at Zhang Xiaofo.

"Wind and Rain Pavilion!" Zhang Xiaofo remembered that not-so-good morning.

"Shall we go now?" Land monkeys are very positive!

"Go now!" Zhang Xiaofo nodded.

A swarm of bees came back, and a swarm of bees went out.

The Wind and Rain Pavilion can be said to be the high point on the periphery of Yangcheng. When the weather is fine, people can stand on it and have a bird's-eye view of the entire Yangcheng. However, because the pavilion is half-overhung on the cliff, few people have the courage to stand on the edge and enjoy the scenery.

Zhang Xiaofo: They almost crossed half the city before they arrived at the foot of the mountain. (To be continued......)