In the wilderness, a mage in his fifties and two apprentices were driving two zombies through the dense forest under the moonlight.

Looking at the master who was picking his nose and picking out earwax, a handsome little apprentice on the side asked with a smile, "Master! Uncle Shi sent you a message saying that he has become a real person, so should we go and congratulate him? If we go, what should I buy? ”

When the mage heard this, he glared, looked at the laughing apprentice, and scolded, "Phew, fuck, it's not Lao Tzu who has become a real person, why are you so happy, you want to change jobs?" Give it a gift! I'm afraid he won't be able to stand it! After saying this, the mage took out the kettle from the satchel that his apprentice was carrying, poured it into his mouth, and then rinsed his mouth before drinking it.

After putting the kettle back to the apprentice, the mage looked at the two apprentices with unbearable expressions on their faces, and scolded, "Look at what! I'm afraid that Lao Tzu has tuberculosis! ”

After seeing that the two apprentices lowered their heads, the mage used the hand that had just finished clasping the boogers, picked his teeth in his mouth, and scolded and said, "Qianji, that bull-nosed old man, has looked at me unpleasantly since he was a child, no matter what I do, he has to point fingers, and I don't know if I am a senior brother or he is." It's better now, I've become a real person, it's amazing, and I also sent a book to Lao Tzu, I want to laugh at me! Bah, in the future, you should remember that when a man goes to a high place and the water flows to a low place, we must draw a line with him, and you should not mention him in the future. ”

Listening to the Master's words, another disciple said, "Master, since we are the pool of low water, then let's not go, anyway, you can't get along with Uncle Shi, so it's better not to go, otherwise when the time comes, you will quarrel, and Uncle Shi will see that you are not angry, and it is time to discipline you again." ”

"What do you say? I'm not angry! When the mage heard this, he was furious, and slapped the two apprentices on the head, and then defended himself, "He reprimanded me! I think he dares. I used to let him for the sake of me being my junior brother, otherwise do you think I would be afraid of him? ”

"It's strange if you're not afraid!" The two apprentices glanced at each other and whispered in a low voice.

The mage looked at the apprentices beside him with a look of disbelief, sat on the ground with a huff, and said in a loud voice, "Okay, I'm tired now, these two zombies will be sent by you today, I'm going to sleep here, and when you come back at dawn, come here to find me again." ”

Listening to the mage's words, the two apprentices couldn't help but be shocked and said, "Master, you're not serious, are you?" We can't do it, so you'd better go with us. ”

The mage lay down on the ground, closed his eyes, and said, "If you can't do it, you have to do it, or you won't have your pocket money this month." ”

Looking at the mage's appearance, the little apprentice said, "No! Master, we have no experience! If there is a business trip, we are. ”

When the mage heard the apprentice's excuse, he sat up from the ground and roared, "What are you? Hit me! If you don't go quickly, it's a mess, I'll peel you off. ”

In this way, amid the roar of the mage, the two apprentices each took a zombie and slowly swallowed away.

Early the next morning, Qin Hui, who was lying in bed, was woken up by Wu Zitong, who was in a hurry like the wind, "Brother Qin, we caught a zombie last night, this zombie was driven by a little mage, I took him down without hesitation, and now our real yàn can start." ”

Qin Hui, who was woken up, looked at Wu Zitong with an excited face, and asked in a low voice, "Is there anything else?" ”

Wu Zitong was stunned for a moment, and then said, "It's gone." ”

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Wu Zitong, who was reprimanded by Qin Hui, walked out of the room depressedly, and then thought viciously, "You are great if you are rich!" If it weren't for your support for me, the ghost would have bothered with you. Also buddy! When I research the elixir, I'll see who is richer, and then I'll use the money to stone you to death. ”

As the two of them talked, in the dense forest at this time, they also remembered the mage's roar, "What! You threw away Master Lai's corpse! Oh Boss! We're eating this bowl of rice, and since you've lost the body, what are you going to do when you come back! Go find it! ”

Listening to the mage's words, the little apprentice who was kneeling on the ground said with a look of self-reproach, "Master, I have looked for it, but I haven't!" I was chasing the corpse yesterday, but I was hit on the head with a stick, and when I woke up, I found that the body was gone, and I searched everywhere, but there was no one! ”

The mage listened to the apprentice's words, pointed at him and trembled with anger, and after a long time, he panted and said, "You! I don't have any vigilance at all, and I dare to learn to drive out corpses! It's useless! There are a lot of taboos in our industry, and the corpse is touched by outsiders, and it is easy to cheat the corpse. ”

Seeing that the master was really angry, the big apprentice helped to say good things and said, "Master, the matter has come to this point, don't blame Yahao, the first time he drove the corpse, he should teach him a lesson." ”

The mage waved his hand and said resignedly, "Long lesson!" This Lai family is a well-known big household! If we offend them, we can only go back to Maoshan to recite the scriptures, now let's find a way, otherwise we can't afford to eat the sin. ”

Listening to what the master said, Yan zhòng, a little apprentice called Yahao, couldn't help but ask in a low voice, "Master, why don't we find another corpse to trick them over, then it'll be fine." ”

The mage buckled his nose, then wiped his fingers on his clothes, and said, "Now in charge of the Lai family is the third son of the Lai family, he is not only shrewd in business, but also good at fighting, don't be beaten to death if things are not done by then." ”

When Yahao heard this, he said to the master numbly, "What should I do, master!" I don't want to be beaten to death! ”

When the mage called Ma Madi heard this, he said helplessly, "The matter has come to this, let's go back to my junior brother first, my junior brother has become a real person, and my senior brother Qianqiu Daojun has also come to congratulate him, and then see if they have any way, as for the Lai family, let's go to a letter first, and say something wrong, let them wait." ”

After saying this, Ma Madi dug into his clothes, took out a handful of silver dollars, and said, "Let's go to the town to buy some gifts, and then go to my junior brother Qianji." ”

Hearing Ma Ma say that he was going to buy gifts, the little apprentice kneeling on the side asked strangely, "Master, didn't you say that you wouldn't buy him something!" What's wrong? ”

As soon as he heard this, he kicked his little apprentice Yahao, who was kneeling on the ground, to the ground, and scolded, "You think I want to! I want to look at his face, and I don't want to see if he is qualified! It's not all your fault, your mother's. We're going to beg for help this time, not to be an uncle, and we don't bring anything, do you think we're going to mourn! After saying this, he scolded Yahao who was still lying on the ground, "Don't get up yet!" Play dead with me! Hurry up, let's go to my junior brother's. ”

"Oh!" The little apprentice answered, and then a carp stiffened up, flipped up from the ground, and then everyone walked towards Uncle Jiu's Yizhuang together.