0007 Master, your nosebleed is coming out
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After eating and drinking, Chu Fang used the dish soap and bowl foam he bought casually when buying instant noodles in the morning, and immediately brushed out all the noodle bowls and small pots.
Originally, he wanted to hand over this kind of chores to Sister Misaka, who was a machine person, but he didn't expect that this sister Misaka was obviously a machine person, but she couldn't even brush a bowl, even if Chu Fang had shown her many times, she still "wouldn't" brush it.
This is really abnormal, there is no reason why Sister Misaka, who is as intelligent as a human, can't even learn to wash dishes, even if she only has two professional skills in her database at first, "entertainment" and "guard", life skills like washing dishes, cleaning, laundry, and cooking should not be difficult for her as an almighty angel.
Chu Fang once again smelled the smell of conspiracy from it, it must be that the "Fantasy Radish" company of the pit father limited Sister Misaka's learning ability, so that she could not learn new skills on her own, otherwise there would be no need to buy any of the various follow-up models they made that were just different in appearance.
If it was possible, Chu Fang really wanted to call on everyone to boycott this kind of cheating company on the official forum, but now not only could he not speak ill of the "Fantasy Radish" company, but he also had to pray that it would become more and more popular and bigger.
- Once the "Fantasy Radish" company goes out of business, then he will probably no longer be able to get the Almighty Angel from the future world, even if this kind of cheating company really has the intention of taking advantage of the popularity of the Almighty Angel to make a big profit, and quickly squeeze out all the value and pat the ass and leave, Chu Fang can only hope that they can hold on until they buy enough Almighty Angel before going out of business.
Out of this sense of crisis for the future, Chu Fang immediately sat back in front of the computer after finishing his chores and began to study the specific requirements for opening an online store on "Laobao.com".
Sure enough, just like the legend, anyone can open a treasure online store, and it is free, but it must be verified with real name, fortunately, Chu Fang has already obtained a freshly baked ID card more than a month ago.
After spending more than an hour to get the shop done, the sky was already getting a little darker, and Chu Fang, who was in a state of excitement, didn't think about dinner for the time being, and directly pulled Sister Misaka on the bed to take a photo - although he had the heart to study like "Teacher Chen", his shooting tool was only a mobile phone.
“…… Misaka, with his head inward, knelt on all fours, then looked back at his phone.
Waist, waist sink as much as possible, well, first, let's keep this posture first. ”
Chu Fang finally couldn't help but be evil after taking a few normal photos of Sister Misaka, and in his shot, the expressionless Sister Misaka had already raised her ass high, looking at him calmly with her dull pupils.
"Goo-toot!"
Seeing this kind of scene that originally only existed in the sad ** of the young man, Chu Fang's Adam's apple stirred, swallowed his saliva hard, and then he put his face that had turned obviously red, and slowly ...... Slowly...... Squatting on one knee until the camera was already level with Misaka's sister's blue and white striped pants, he finally pressed the shooting button.
"Then sit on the bed in a duck position facing me -- just spread your legs slightly apart, sit on the bed with your buttocks and your calves against your thighs."
The most difficult thing in the world is often the first time, and after experiencing the first time, the second time will feel much easier, or it doesn't matter anymore, and the same is true for the festival.
After dropping a festival, Chu Fang logically ordered Sister Misaka to take another posture of sitting with a duck that was considered to be the sexiest and cutest, full of "female power", and also made a heart-pounding request.
"Pair and hands gently pinch the front skirt...... And then pull up, up...... 1. Pull all the way to the top! ”
After giving such a lustful order with a red face, Chu Fang felt as if his discipline had dropped a lot, but a certain unprecedented pleasure also followed, and it quickly filled his brain, making him feel a little dizzy in front of him, as if he was drunk—although Chu Fang only drank a very small amount of fruit wine.
Even on the small mobile phone screen, Sister Misaka's fair but healthy thighs were still so "shocking", which really made Chu Fang feel a sense of shock, and even he didn't know why.
And under the skirt that was lifted high, the blue and white striped trousers, as well as the dazzling skin and cute navel on the trousers, made Chu Fang's ** even higher - but his ** was already so high that he was about to break the loose big pants.
"The host ......"
At this time, Sister Misaka, who had been silent, finally spoke, although she was still looking at Chu Fang expressionlessly, but those eyes that lacked brilliance seemed to have a little more special feelings.
"Your nosebleed is coming down.
Misaka reminded in time, proud of his amazing charm. ”
"Huh? Is it? ”
Chu Fang, who had a lustful smile on his face, pressed the shooting button first, and then raised his left hand to catch it under his nose, and ran to the sink in the kitchen while smirking.
After returning from the kitchen, Chu Fang, who had cooled his nose and heart with cold water, finally returned to normal, and he called Sister Misaka, who was still holding the hem of her skirt in both hands, from the bed, and did not plan to continue taking "that kind of photo".
"Hmm...... Such a photo...... How can it be seen by other men! ”
Chu Fang looked back and forth several times with greedy eyes at the seductive photos of revealing his pants that he had just taken, and then deleted them all through gritted teeth.
Sister Misaka is an almighty angel who only belongs to him, and taking a few ordinary photos to show those dead houses is already very generous, and such precious benefits must be enjoyed by him alone!
With this sense of superiority, Chu Fang with a somewhat lascivious smile, put the front, side, and back full-body portraits of Sister Misaka, as well as the frontal bust to several famous anime forums in China, and also went to Japan's 2ch also made a similar post, titled "The most similar sister Misaka in history, as soon as this coser came out, no one dared to cos Sister Misaka again".
The photos taken by Chu Fang with his mobile phone tonight were not intended to be sold in his treasure online store, but were only used for advertising, and he marked these photos on the address of his treasure shop; The photos that are really used for sale, he plans to take his sister Misaka to a nearby photo studio tomorrow to shoot, and he must be there to supervise the whole process when shooting!
On his Laobao online store, Chu Fang wrote that each photo only costs one yuan, but only if the previous photo sells more than 10,000 photos, the second photo will be put on the shelves, so that even if some buyers get the photos he has passed and distribute them for free, it will not affect his economic interests.
He doesn't need a photo studio to provide clothing, he doesn't need a stylist to help him put on makeup, and he doesn't need to print out the photos, he just takes a set of photos, and the total cost may be one or two hundred, and then he earns at least 10,000 per photo...... Don't make it too easy!
However, Chu Fang only planned to take five or six photos, after all, he didn't want his sister Misaka to pose in front of others in any tempting pose, and no one would buy ordinary photos if they took too many photos, so it was better to engage in ** marketing, and it would be good to cheat money in the future.
After thinking about the financial plan, Chu Fang took Sister Misaka to wash up, avoided Sister Misaka and changed into pajamas, and then climbed into bed early.
But Sister Misaka stood motionless by the bed, as if she had no intention of following.
"Misaka...... That one...... Y-Won't you come up and sleep? ”
Chu Fang, who had regained a little discipline, was still a little shy when he invited Sister Misaka to share the bed, which made him stammer, but Sister Misaka just blinked her eyes and replied with an indifferent expression:
"Misaka wants to protect the safety of his master at night, just stand and rest.
Misaka replied responsibly. ”
"No, there's no need for that, is it? It's safe here and you can lie down and sleep well.
Come up, come up. ”
"Yes.
Misaka replied very gratefully. ”
Then, Sister Misaka took off her brand-new shoes and climbed into bed, and then lay down directly with her clothes beside Chu Fang, her back turned to the sky and closed her eyes, Chu Fang hesitated again and again, and finally couldn't help but find a few irrefutable reasons, and ordered this girl who would actually obey the order unconditionally to take off her outer clothes:
"Take off your clothes and socks before you go to sleep, or else the dust on your coat will get on the bed, and it will crumple your clothes."
"Yes.
Misaka replied apologetically. ”
――Although before activating the VIp service, Sister Misaka will never provide "entertainment" for Chu Fang, but let Chu Fang see her underwear ~ clothes and pants are no problem at all, Chu Fang can be sure that this is definitely a conspiracy designed by the "Fantasy Radish" company to tempt customers to buy VIp!
"Rustling ......"
Right in front of Chu Fang's eyes, Sister Misaka silently stripped off only her underwear~ clothes, but Chu Fang immediately turned off the lights.
And in order to show that he didn't order the other party to take off his clothes because of some lustful thoughts, he immediately lay in the double bed with his back to his sister Misaka and began to "think about it".
However, Chu Fang had been lying quietly for a long time with his eyes closed, but he still couldn't sleep.
After all, there is a girl lying behind him? A girl who is only wearing underwear~ clothes and pants and is completely naked? If he can still close his eyes and fall asleep in this situation, is he still a man!
So, Chu Fang quietly turned around, and then he saw that Sister Misaka, who was originally lying on her back, didn't know when she also turned her body to this side, and stared at him expressionlessly!
On that fair-skinned face, Misaka's two pupils were dull, like a broken doll, and it looked especially terrifying in the dark!